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Re: HOW NOT TO BE A FAT FUCK v.2.0
« Reply #345 on: June 07, 2015, 06:08:34 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The fat bastard thread part II
« Reply #346 on: June 07, 2015, 07:46:35 pm »
If I bump this, the fat fuck thread, and original fat bastard thread, does anyone want to merge them? It makes sense to just  have one thread.
Oh thank fuck, it is a merged thread. I thought i was tripping.
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Did you want it in here Nigel, or Apple Talk?

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Did you want it in here Nigel, or Apple Talk?

I suspect it is a better fit for Apple Talk. Thank you! You are a kind and responsive shadowy overlord!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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The new title is making me LOL for real.  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #350 on: June 08, 2015, 01:09:07 am »
DID YOU KNOW?!: Your bones are more like masts than a foundation. Masts carrying sails of meat to propel you into your stupid desires.

Also I just wanted to quote this.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #351 on: June 08, 2015, 03:50:59 pm »
DID YOU KNOW?!: Your bones are more like masts than a foundation. Masts carrying sails of meat to propel you into your stupid desires.

Also I just wanted to quote this.

I was just thinking about this quote a few days ago. Thank you for thread-necromancing it.

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #352 on: June 08, 2015, 05:35:51 pm »
DID YOU KNOW?!: Your bones are more like masts than a foundation. Masts carrying sails of meat to propel you into your stupid desires.

Also I just wanted to quote this.

I was just thinking about this quote a few days ago. Thank you for thread-necromancing it.

My pleasure. I wish Alty would come back to the board.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Same here. Alty was often amusing and he could RAGE with the best of them.

Designate a Canadian to shanghai him back.
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I plan to Nigel him back onto the board.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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If he comes back, I will not shit on him unless he insists on shitting on me.

But I won't be talking to him.
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If he comes back, I will not shit on him unless he insists on shitting on me.

But I won't be talking to him.

Having been at one time a raging, hypersensitive asshole in the wake of an ugly divorce from an abusive marriage myself, I am inclined to cut him quite a bit of slack.

It can take years to get back from a place as terrible as it can get in the wake of that.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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If he comes back, I will not shit on him unless he insists on shitting on me.

But I won't be talking to him.

Having been at one time a raging, hypersensitive asshole in the wake of an ugly divorce from an abusive marriage myself, I am inclined to cut him quite a bit of slack.

It can take years to get back from a place as terrible as it can get in the wake of that.

Which is why I won't shit on him.

But he has apparently joined the Dok is the Cause of All Bad Things Society, and while I am a slow learner, I have eventually figured out that nobody that has gotten on that bus has ever gotten off of it.

It's not that I'm mad at him, I got over that a year ago.  It's that I am learning to carry an umbrella when shit blizzards start.
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I've gained a stone and a half from working from home. Going to try take up running or something.

Working from home is both amazing and horrible! IME, the proximity of the kitchen can be a problem. I tried to make a point of walking to the grocery store twice a day instead of just eating what was in the house, and I ran in the mornings.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”