I AM the motherfucking curve.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.

People aren't any dumber than they've ever been.  They're just louder.

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh man...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...

Why does everyone here think everyone here is stupid?

I am so used to coming here that the level of discourse that happens on a daily basis is a completely normal thing.  

[Jasper]

I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.

People aren't any dumber than they've ever been.  They're just louder.

People always had the attention span of a gnat?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.

People aren't any dumber than they've ever been.  They're just louder.

People always had the attention span of a gnat?

You can thank our caffeine and TV warped brains for that.

[Cuddlefish]

The thing is, these lazy apathetic fucktards are MAKING ME LOOK BAD! I'm supposed to be the punk-rock-rebel-bad-boy. How am I s'posed to do that when I'm head of the class?! ...making me look all nerdy 'n shit...

[Doktor Howl]

The thing is, these lazy apathetic fucktards are MAKING ME LOOK BAD! I'm supposed to be the punk-rock-rebel-bad-boy. How am I s'posed to do that when I'm head of the class?! ...making me look all nerdy 'n shit...

They don't make 'em like they used to.

What WOULD Sid Vicious say?  I mean, besides, "ack hork puke"?

[Suu]

I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

[Doktor Howl]

I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

Why would you hate that?   Do you LIKE these people?

[Suu]

I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

Why would you hate that?   Do you LIKE these people?

Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.

"You ruined my grades!"

"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."

[Doktor Howl]

I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

Why would you hate that?   Do you LIKE these people?

Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.

"You ruined my grades!"

"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."

It's all about raising the bar, Suu.  You should have punched them in the face and explained why they should have been grateful.

[Suu]

I hate it when teachers grade on a curve. I always blow the curve and everyone hates me.

Why would you hate that?   Do you LIKE these people?

Not the fuckers in my geography class. For the most part, in college I could give a fuck, but in high school, girls tried to beat my ass for it.

"You ruined my grades!"

"Uh no, you ruined your own damn grades."

It's all about raising the bar, Suu.  You should have punched them in the face and explained why they should have been grateful.

Through my entire secondary education career, I only had to hit someone ONCE. I put him in the hospital and his jaw was wired shut for 6 weeks. Suddenly, I very rarely got bullied, and when I did, none of them could represent.

[Jasper]

I like curve grading.  I like the way they put mediocrity in it's place.

[Tempest Virago]

As a fine example of mediocrity in our schools, I would like to state for the record that I have never resented people for doing well in class and making my grade even worse. I actually admire people who do well in school, and in life in general. Just because I'm a failure doesn't mean other people should be, too! That would just make the world suck even more than it already does.