I AM the motherfucking curve.

[Cuddlefish]

That's right. My grades are the point to which all other grades are scaled. And that's sad. Because I'm a dumbass.

I fear for America.

Don't send help.

-dimo-

[Doktor Howl]

That's right. My grades are the point to which all other grades are scaled. And that's sad. Because I'm a dumbass.

I fear for America.

Don't send help.

-dimo-

[Cramulus]

You're not a dumbass, you're a dumbass poser posing as a dumbass for cred. You're worse than a hipster!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dimo, you had Reality Moment. That moment goes like this:



That is the face you make when you finally realize that you ARE smarter than 99% of people, and what, exactly, that means for humanity.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You're not a dumbass, you're a dumbass poser posing as a dumbass for cred. You're worse than a hipster!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

[Doktor Howl]

If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

Or we'd just have stupider arguments. Look at TCC.

[Eater of Clowns]

If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

This is the most simultaneously triumphant and disheartening thing I have read in a long, long time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

This is the most simultaneously triumphant and disheartening thing I have read in a long, long time.

Poop fart butt!

[leln]

If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

I wish it weren't so fucking true...

Then again, that's why I drink sometimes.

[Doktor Howl]

If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

Or we'd just have stupider arguments. Look at TCC.

No thanks, I'm tired of rooting viruses out of my hard drive.

But I remember well enough.  

"MY ATHAME HAS A WHITE HANDLE.  AM I FUCKED?"

[Jasper]

Oh man...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...

[Doktor Howl]

Oh man...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...

Why does everyone here think everyone here is stupid?

[Jasper]

I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.