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Cuddlefish

October 20, 2010, 12:02:32 AM
That's right. My grades are the point to which all other grades are scaled. And that's sad. Because I'm a dumbass.

I fear for America.

Don't send help.

-dimo-
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

#1
October 20, 2010, 12:55:30 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 20, 2010, 12:02:32 AM
That's right. My grades are the point to which all other grades are scaled. And that's sad. Because I'm a dumbass.

I fear for America.

Don't send help.

-dimo-

Molon Lube

Cramulus

#2
October 20, 2010, 01:13:47 AM
You're not a dumbass, you're a dumbass poser posing as a dumbass for cred. You're worse than a hipster!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
October 20, 2010, 01:23:03 AM
Dimo, you had Reality Moment. That moment goes like this:



That is the face you make when you finally realize that you ARE smarter than 99% of people, and what, exactly, that means for humanity.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
October 20, 2010, 01:23:41 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 20, 2010, 01:13:47 AM
You're not a dumbass, you're a dumbass poser posing as a dumbass for cred. You're worse than a hipster!



:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#6
October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 20, 2010, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

Or we'd just have stupider arguments. Look at TCC.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#8
October 20, 2010, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

This is the most simultaneously triumphant and disheartening thing I have read in a long, long time.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
October 20, 2010, 01:30:33 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2010, 01:30:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

This is the most simultaneously triumphant and disheartening thing I have read in a long, long time.

Poop fart butt!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

leln

#10
October 20, 2010, 01:30:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.


I wish it weren't so fucking true...

Then again, that's why I drink sometimes.
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Doktor Howl

#11
October 20, 2010, 01:31:10 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 01:27:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 20, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
If you want to compound your horror, think about the fact that the collective of PD.com is probably one of the most incredible brain trusts in the entire world.

No, really. Think about it.

And despair.

Actually, I've always realized that.

If we were dumber, we'd probably get along better.

Or we'd just have stupider arguments. Look at TCC.

No thanks, I'm tired of rooting viruses out of my hard drive.

But I remember well enough.  

"MY ATHAME HAS A WHITE HANDLE.  AM I FUCKED?"

Molon Lube

Jasper

#12
October 20, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
Oh man...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...

Doktor Howl

#13
October 20, 2010, 01:40:33 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 20, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
Oh man...

I wasn't planning on drinking tonight...

Why does everyone here think everyone here is stupid?
Molon Lube

Jasper

#14
October 20, 2010, 01:42:09 AM
I don't, but I desperately hope we're not a vanishing minority of intelligence.
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