Nigel's possibly slightly less stupid love life

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Perhaps you should refrain from fucking guys who aren't necessarily the guy you're currently in love with.

I know, I'm an old-fashioned curmudgeon.

You think I should be monogamous?  Why? Do you think everyone should be monogamous, or just me?

[LMNO]

Well, in the most pragmatic and clinical sense, I have personally found that it exponentially complicates relationships. 

As far as I have observed, your relationships are already fairly complicated.  It seems excessive to further complicate what you and Mr Language may or may not have.

Non-monogamy is a perfectly valid existence.  I have not moral qualms about it.  I'm just proposing that it may make things simpler if, for now, you focus all your energies on Mr Language.

[Doktor Howl]

If monogamy doesn't suit you, and Mr Language is on board, then get your monkey on.

But shoving your head in a known meatgrinder is another thing entirely.

Just saying.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Since I'm not currently fucking the guy I am in love with, and I have a fairly strong sex drive, keeping my energies focused there is not working all that well for me. However, like I've already said, Mario is probably the absolutely worst outlet for that... albeit, the hottest. 

But I've made my decision and will be talking to Eater of Souls about it soon.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I did some textification with EoS... I really need to talk to him in person, but I kind of clued him into where I'm at. I think everything will be fine; he just needs a little incentive to step to. Not that it is my intention (nor am I the instigator!) but maybe the threat of Mario moving in on me is the incentive that I couldn't provide on my own.

[Dysnomia]

PANTS FALL




EVERYONE ORGIES

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I never updated this, but as it happens, whether it was the threat of Mario or just coincidental timing, I got so fucking laid that night. And I've been pretty damn happy ever since! 

[Hoser McRhizzy]

I got so fucking laid that night.

and the peanut gallery goes wild!

HUZZAH!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So like, shit is awesome, and stuff.

Mr. Language and I have been boyfriend and girlfriend for nine whole days, and we had our first fight on Saturday, four months and four days after our first date. We were so excited that we wrote it on the calendar.

He says I'm the easiest and most reasonable girlfriend he's ever had, which makes me wonder what kind of psychotic freaks he normally dates? I mean, whoa. Also, he tries to take care of me. I barely remember the last time anyone tried to take care of me! OK, actually I do totally remember, it was one time I was sick and puking my brains out and E.O.T. fed me soup and tea and tucked me into bed. So, this is pretty fucking nice.

This thread is now probably only useful for nauseating comments about how adorable he is and how cute we are together, so I will try to minimize its use.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and the sex ROCKS. 

[Dysnomia]

YAY NIGEL!   

[Doktor Howl]

It is good to see Nigel happy.  It's about time.

[E.O.T.]

Huh. if I ever "nicely" tucked you in, it's probably because I was stealing your Oxycoton or sumething. This guy must be a chump! Wait till he and i are fighting over who's is best soup!! HA! YeaAAAh! HAA! No Dong HAHH!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Huh. if I ever "nicely" tucked you in, it's probably because I was stealing your Oxycoton or sumething. This guy must be a chump! Wait till he and i are fighting over who's is best soup!! HA! YeaAAAh! HAA! No Dong HAHH!!

You were really sweet, and kissed my forehead. So there.

[E.O.T.]

...dam(n)mit!!