Nigel's possibly slightly less stupid love life

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, this morning was perfectly lovely and Mr. Language and I were talking about going to Mexico and Germany in the next two years, and then conversation meandered to the subject of people just disappearing, and I asked whether and how I would find out if something happened to him and he ended up in the hospital, and suddenly he turned into a TOTAL DICK and was all, "That's just how it is, that's how it's always been, I'm a lone wolf; I just drift from girlfriend to girlfriend. I'm two years older than you and I've always been OK, don't worry about me"

WHAT THE FUCK

I just wanted to know if his emergency contacts would call me if something happened. I didn't know that level of inquiry into the logistics of his personal life would turn him into a raging douche. I could tell that it was partly tongue-in-cheek, but what the fuck. Now I'm wondering if this relationship's days are numbered. I'm only willing to take it as seriously as he does, and fuck me if that wasn't a reasonable question if we're taking it seriously.

[Freeky]

Did you say something to him?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved!

[Freeky]

YAY!

[Doktor Howl]

Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved!

You should still show him the WRATH.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved!

You should still show him the WRATH.

I will, and it's going to leave marks.

[Doktor Howl]

Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved!

You should still show him the WRATH.

I will, and it's going to leave marks.

Lucky bastard.

[Dysnomia]

Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved!

Isn't it wonderful when they do that after being a total dick?   

[Cainad (dec.)]

Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved!

Isn't it wonderful when they do that after being a total dick?   

I'm rather proud of myself for having the ability to apologize for being a dick within 1 hour of committing dickery. I like to think of it as a skill that comes with practice.

[E.O.T.]

I APOLOGIZE

            with a "...but" clause, therefore never ceasing to be a dick.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I APOLOGIZE

            with a "...but" clause, therefore never ceasing to be a dick.

I found that if I refuse to look at or talk to you, you eventually make a proper apology.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Holy crap... AGOD4U messaged me again.

I like things I make with my hands
but nearly as much as my inspirations
much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tgb1e2evQ

OH MY GOD, DUDE. JUST... NO.

[Freeky]

Holy crap... AGOD4U messaged me again.

I like things I make with my hands
but nearly as much as my inspirations
much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tgb1e2evQ

OH MY GOD, DUDE. JUST... NO.

What the hell does that even mean?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know, but the video is of ugly carved rock fountains of naked women, from which I take that he's a sculptor. A terrible sculptor.

also this doesn't really belong in this thread but I forgot where the OK Cupid fun thread went.

[Freeky]

Hahaha.

Actually, at first I thought the second one was Cthulu looking, and then it was CTHULU PENIS OMG AWESOME, and then I realized Oh. It's just a naked woman.