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Nigel's possibly slightly less stupid love life

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 16, 2010, 06:41:57 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

So, this morning was perfectly lovely and Mr. Language and I were talking about going to Mexico and Germany in the next two years, and then conversation meandered to the subject of people just disappearing, and I asked whether and how I would find out if something happened to him and he ended up in the hospital, and suddenly he turned into a TOTAL DICK and was all, "That's just how it is, that's how it's always been, I'm a lone wolf; I just drift from girlfriend to girlfriend. I'm two years older than you and I've always been OK, don't worry about me"

WHAT THE FUCK

I just wanted to know if his emergency contacts would call me if something happened. I didn't know that level of inquiry into the logistics of his personal life would turn him into a raging douche. I could tell that it was partly tongue-in-cheek, but what the fuck. Now I'm wondering if this relationship's days are numbered. I'm only willing to take it as seriously as he does, and fuck me if that wasn't a reasonable question if we're taking it seriously.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved! :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 09:26:11 PM
Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved! :)

You should still show him the WRATH.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 09:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 09:26:11 PM
Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved! :)

You should still show him the WRATH.

I will, and it's going to leave marks.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 01:16:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 09:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 09:26:11 PM
Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved! :)

You should still show him the WRATH.

I will, and it's going to leave marks.

Lucky bastard.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 09:26:11 PM
Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved! :)

Isn't it wonderful when they do that after being a total dick?   :)
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 08, 2010, 05:56:16 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 09:26:11 PM
Actually, he showed up here RIGHT AS I WAS POSTING THIS and I told him that I was unhappy about this morning and that he had been kind of a dick, and he apologized and filled out an emergency contact card with my name on it and put it in his wallet. Problem solved! :)

Isn't it wonderful when they do that after being a total dick?   :)

I'm rather proud of myself for having the ability to apologize for being a dick within 1 hour of committing dickery. I like to think of it as a skill that comes with practice.

E.O.T.



I APOLOGIZE

            with a "...but" clause, therefore never ceasing to be a dick.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: E.O.T. on October 12, 2010, 05:45:04 AM


I APOLOGIZE

            with a "...but" clause, therefore never ceasing to be a dick.

I found that if I refuse to look at or talk to you, you eventually make a proper apology.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Holy crap... AGOD4U messaged me again.

Quote
I like things I make with my hands
but nearly as much as my inspirations
much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tgb1e2evQ

OH MY GOD, DUDE. JUST... NO.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 15, 2010, 10:13:29 PM
Holy crap... AGOD4U messaged me again.

Quote
I like things I make with my hands
but nearly as much as my inspirations
much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tgb1e2evQ

OH MY GOD, DUDE. JUST... NO.

What the hell does that even mean?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I don't know, but the video is of ugly carved rock fountains of naked women, from which I take that he's a sculptor. A terrible sculptor.

also this doesn't really belong in this thread but I forgot where the OK Cupid fun thread went.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Hahaha.

Actually, at first I thought the second one was Cthulu looking, and then it was CTHULU PENIS OMG AWESOME, and then I realized Oh. It's just a naked woman. :|