Nigel's possibly slightly less stupid love life

[Dysnomia]

That's why I gotta make the most of this while everything's still reasonably young and functional.

I'm jealous. My junk doesn't work anymore.

Stupid pills

Lexapro = limp. 
No Lexapro = raging asshole.

Either way I loose.

Viagra?

Also, my dosage was lowered recently, and I just "experimented" and am finally satisfied with the results.   

Guess my problem sorta took care of itself!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Other than the fact that the movie we watched (La Moustache, which about five people recommended to me, apparently solely on the basis that it was kind of about a moustache) was a huge steaming pile of French WTF, the date was very good. I learned his middle name (which is every bit as overwhelmingly Italian as his first and last, and which I had already guessed... it was either that or Antonio), and he seems to think that I am the most "interesting" person on the planet. In other words, I think I am a novelty toy again.

I'm OK with that, he's a smokin' hot scooter boy. We can be mutually novel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also last night, I learned that my fragile flower, who I will henceforth call Angelo, was in the Navy. He regaled me with stories that belie his seemingly delicate constitution. Go figure!

[Freeky]

Mr. Language shaved all of his facial hair and it turns out he is ridiculously handsome. I had no idea!

Last night we agreed that we are dating. This is the weirdest courtship ever; he still hasn't even tried to kiss me. On Sunday we are driving out to Beaverton to do something mysterious that he says I've probably never done before; I'm not sure whether to be afraid, but he is from Tucson.

He is a keeper.

[NotPublished]

My best pickup text ever was "I just made bread.  Come fuck my bread.  Er, eat me out."

Ahahahahaaha thats a good one!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mr. Language shaved all of his facial hair and it turns out he is ridiculously handsome. I had no idea!

Last night we agreed that we are dating. This is the weirdest courtship ever; he still hasn't even tried to kiss me. On Sunday we are driving out to Beaverton to do something mysterious that he says I've probably never done before; I'm not sure whether to be afraid, but he is from Tucson.

He is a keeper.

We shall see!

[Doktor Howl]

Mr. Language shaved all of his facial hair and it turns out he is ridiculously handsome. I had no idea!

Last night we agreed that we are dating. This is the weirdest courtship ever; he still hasn't even tried to kiss me. On Sunday we are driving out to Beaverton to do something mysterious that he says I've probably never done before; I'm not sure whether to be afraid, but he is from Tucson.

He is a keeper.

HE'S A HORRIBLE FREAK!

HE'LL WIND UP DRAGGING HER DOWN WITH HIM WHEN THE GRAVITY CATCHES UP!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mr. Language shaved all of his facial hair and it turns out he is ridiculously handsome. I had no idea!

Last night we agreed that we are dating. This is the weirdest courtship ever; he still hasn't even tried to kiss me. On Sunday we are driving out to Beaverton to do something mysterious that he says I've probably never done before; I'm not sure whether to be afraid, but he is from Tucson.

He is a keeper.

HE'S A HORRIBLE FREAK!

HE'LL WIND UP DRAGGING HER DOWN WITH HIM WHEN THE GRAVITY CATCHES UP!

I DON'T WANT TO END UP IN TUCSON! 

[Freeky]

Mr. Language shaved all of his facial hair and it turns out he is ridiculously handsome. I had no idea!

Last night we agreed that we are dating. This is the weirdest courtship ever; he still hasn't even tried to kiss me. On Sunday we are driving out to Beaverton to do something mysterious that he says I've probably never done before; I'm not sure whether to be afraid, but he is from Tucson.

He is a keeper.

HE'S A HORRIBLE FREAK!

HE'LL WIND UP DRAGGING HER DOWN WITH HIM WHEN THE GRAVITY CATCHES UP!

I DON'T WANT TO END UP IN TUCSON! 

YES YOU DO!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Last night a friend took me out for Mother's Day. Last thing I remember we were sitting at the bar laughing at some 24-year-old who thought he was smooth-talking us. This morning I woke up buck nekkid and sore everywhere, with my big black Feeldoe next to me.

Oh dear.

This evening, the supremely chaste Mr. Language and I had our third date, which was Korean food followed by a private karaoke room. At the end of the evening, I got a hug. And we are hanging out again next week. I can't figure out if he is EVER going to kiss me.

[Dysnomia]

Last night a friend took me out for Mother's Day. Last thing I remember we were sitting at the bar laughing at some 24-year-old who thought he was smooth-talking us. This morning I woke up buck nekkid and sore everywhere, with my big black Feeldoe next to me.

Oh dear.

This evening, the supremely chaste Mr. Language and I had our third date, which was Korean food followed by a private karaoke room. At the end of the evening, I got a hug. And we are hanging out again next week. I can't figure out if he is EVER going to kiss me.

Sounds like you had a good time!

[Adios]

I had an erection the other day. I held on until pee was coming out my eyes IN REMEMBRANCE OF.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Tonight, he comes to my house for the first time. I'm glad I got all the Goodwill-destined crap off my front porch!

I am shaven, oiled, perfumed, and schminked to within an inch of my life.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow. So.

GREAT date, we had an awesome time and blah blah blahed until about two minutes ago. I know I looked pretty, my schmink was subtle yet enhancing, and I'm wearing one of my halter dresses with the cleavage (but not too much cleavage) that makes me look particularly like something out of a Spanish villa. Oh, and the sexy (but not too sexy) green bondage shoes that everybody comments on. He told me I looked great and said he wants to spend more time together, like maybe a whole day out hiking or something.

The good news is that we got past hand-holding.

The bad news is that the next stop past hand-holding seems to be a couple of hugs.

Is this some sort of slowboat seduction technique? I don't know what to do with this guy.

[the last yatto]

aww hes wooing you

ps does he wear a cape that he takes off so you dont have to step in puddles?