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Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1230
May 01, 2014, 06:24:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2014, 06:09:38 PM
Using a stun-gun on the son of Clive Bundy is just like Tianneman Square....according to the Arizona Tea Party icon,  Arizona State Rep. Kelly Townsend.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/nevada/bundy-vs-blm-interest-cattle-dispute-widens

Quote"Watching that video last night created a visceral reaction in me," Townsend told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. "It sounds dramatic, but it reminded me of Tiananmen Square. I don't recognize my country at this point."

Meanwhile, the Bundyshirts are pouring lighter fluid around reporters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1231
May 01, 2014, 06:35:47 PM
That's different, because government doesn't exist and blacks were better off as slaves.  Or something.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1232
May 01, 2014, 06:37:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2014, 06:35:47 PM
That's different, because government doesn't exist and blacks were better off as slaves.  Or something.

And freedom of the press is for commies, who should be torched in the street.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1233
May 01, 2014, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2014, 06:09:38 PM
Using a stun-gun on the son of Clive Bundy is just like Tianneman Square....according to the Arizona Tea Party icon,  Arizona State Rep. Kelly Townsend.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/nevada/bundy-vs-blm-interest-cattle-dispute-widens

Quote"Watching that video last night created a visceral reaction in me," Townsend told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. "It sounds dramatic, but it reminded me of Tiananmen Square. I don't recognize my country at this point."

I uhhhhhhh

really?

Wow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1234
June 09, 2014, 03:14:44 PM
We don't fuck around in Arizona, when it comes to having our little moments.



http://www.abc15.com/news/region-southeast-valley/mesa/fd-2-dead-in-3-vehicle-mesa-crash
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1235
June 09, 2014, 03:46:30 PM
Holy fuck.  :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1236
June 09, 2014, 03:52:09 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 09, 2014, 03:46:30 PM
Holy fuck.  :eek:

"And there ain't no fuckin' around."
- Busta Rhymes
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

#1237
August 28, 2014, 02:51:59 AM
Oh, GREAT.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/8/26/6069541/did-arizona-turn-over-its-counterterrorism-database-to-a-chinese-spy
QuoteSHERIFF JOE ARPAIO SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED TO COVER UP THE BREACH
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1238
August 28, 2014, 04:03:52 AM
Quote from: Telarus on August 28, 2014, 02:51:59 AM
Oh, GREAT.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/8/26/6069541/did-arizona-turn-over-its-counterterrorism-database-to-a-chinese-spy
QuoteSHERIFF JOE ARPAIO SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED TO COVER UP THE BREACH

Nothing will happen to him.  Nothing at all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

#1239
August 28, 2014, 06:02:00 AM
 :thanks: :fnord: :whack:
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Junkenstein

#1240
September 17, 2014, 10:50:13 AM
The dead walk the earth:
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/2014/09/13/arizona-counties-tally-ballots-voters/15591999/

QuoteVoter turnout during last month's primary races was a little too good in some counties, Arizona elections officials said Friday.

Some precincts in northern Arizona tallied more ballots cast than there are registered voters, the Arizona Capitol Times reported. According to officials, errors made by poll workers and elections officials in Apache and Navajo counties led to the miscalculations. Initial reports from some precincts showed a turnout of anywhere from 200 to 400 percent.

In Apache County, the Puerco West precinct reportedly had 100 votes cast, but only 23 voters are registered there. The voter turnout added up to 434 percent. Similarly, the Fort Defiance precinct cited 1,046 ballots cast though only 357 voters reside there. As a result, turnout was shown to be 293 percent.

Everything you have heard about Arizona is true.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#1241
September 17, 2014, 11:45:03 AM
Weird that when Republicans start freaking out about "voter supression fraud", they don't talk about this...

The Good Reverend Roger

#1242
September 17, 2014, 03:17:50 PM
Bracing for "Historic" weather in the storm which has just hit.

Our state officials are ignoring it and jabbering about Sheriff Joe's proteges.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1243
September 17, 2014, 10:38:24 PM
"Errors".

One thing that is rarely spoken of is that while VOTE fraud is common, VOTER fraud is very rare.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#1244
October 14, 2014, 03:38:59 PM
http://www.koco.com/national/obama-headstone-turns-heads-for-halloween/29115148

QuoteKarl Klomp is known for his extravagant seasonal decor, and this time the Phoenix man let his political views inspire his work.

He's got a headstone for President Barack Obama.

QuoteKlomp's neighbors said they're used to his decorations.

Quote"Back in November of 2012 there, when they were doing the reelection, he was supposed to not get reelected. I'm a Republican, I don't make no hiding of that,"

"Klomp" is now my new shorthand for teabillies.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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