LET'S START A WAR!

[GIGGLES]

LET'S START A NUCLEAR WAR!

[Cramulus]

'Gay dog' refused entry to Adelaide restaurant
that is the funniest headline I've read all week.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my fucking god.

The level of stupidity among the staff is mind-boggling. How is it even possible to be that stupid?

[Verbal Mike]

Hey, let's be fair. Everyone knows Australians speak funny. I'm sure when they say "guide dog" it sometimes really sounds like "gay dog". If someone told me they wanted to bring a "gay dog" into my restaurant I'd think it was some kind of weird prank.
(Of course there really are homosexual canines out there... But you don't ask especially to bring them in... And you don't generally bring canines of any kind of sexuality into a restaurant, right?)

Just goes to show you, if everyone spoke like Americans the world would be a better, friendlier place!

[Requia ☣]

I asked a Aussie friend of mine to say 'guide' for me, it didn't sound anything like 'gay'.

[Kai]

 

[bugmenоt]

First thing to apologize to a blind person: Write a letter.

[Triple Zero]

I asked a Aussie friend of mine to say 'guide' for me, it didn't sound anything like 'gay'.

Well it was a Thai restaurant. What I guess what happened is when the blind guy asked if it was okay to bring his guide dog, perhaps some Thai-accented server asked the non-accented homophobic boss if it was okay if this guest would bring in a "gay dog".

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I don't blame this guy at all for prohibiting what may be a gay dog into the restaurant.

You let a gay dog in and the next thing you know it's sodomizing the shit out of everything.



Get it? Shit? Sodomy?

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA-No?

[Nast]

I don't blame this guy at all for prohibiting what may be a gay dog into the restaurant.

You let a gay dog in and the next thing you know it's sodomizing the shit out of everything.



Get it? Shit? Sodomy?

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA-No?

Real sodomites douche beforehand.

[dontblameyoko]

First thing to apologize to a blind person: Write a letter.

in Braille.

[Requia ☣]

I asked a Aussie friend of mine to say 'guide' for me, it didn't sound anything like 'gay'.

Well it was a Thai restaurant. What I guess what happened is when the blind guy asked if it was okay to bring his guide dog, perhaps some Thai-accented server asked the non-accented homophobic boss if it was okay if this guest would bring in a "gay dog".

I dunno that homophobia comes into it.  If I worked in a restaurant and someone asked to bring in a gay dog I'd go 'um... no dogs'. and be very confused as to why they thought it being gay was important.  But yeah, other accents + a game of Chinese whispers would explain it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If a blind guy asked me if he could bring in his gay dog I'd probably figure it out pretty fast. Just sayin'.

[Jasper]

If a blind guy asked me if he could bring in his gay dog I'd probably figure it out pretty fast. Just sayin'.

I'd probably be too busy being amused to really give it any thought.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog," the owners said in a statement to South Australia's Equal Opportunity Tribunal.

I really really need someone to explain this part to me.....

Are they saying if you spay or neuter your dog it makes it gay?

Because that might explain a lot about my cat but seriously, I have my tubes tied, am I gay now?  Because someone really should have fucking told me I was playing on the wrong team after my surgery.