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So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?

Started by Doktor Howl, May 03, 2010, 06:21:40 PM

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Doktor Howl

#105
May 04, 2010, 01:58:28 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 04, 2010, 01:57:26 AM
I've heard it's also prehensile.  It's how he types so fast.

No, that's what back hair is for.

I'm Doctor Octopus's hillbilly cousin.
Molon Lube

President Television

#106
May 04, 2010, 02:13:46 AM
I hear that it's modular and comes with flamethrower, smokescreen, and mine-laying attachments.
You know, the basics.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Lies

#107
May 04, 2010, 02:25:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 03, 2010, 10:26:35 PM


I mean, if someone comes up to me and says "I'm a conservative (or liberal, or libertarian, etc)", my first response is "Sorry to hear that.  I'm a human."



:potd:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Doktor Howl

#108
May 04, 2010, 02:26:32 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on May 04, 2010, 02:13:46 AM
I hear that it's modular and comes with flamethrower, smokescreen, and mine-laying attachments.
You know, the basics.

Depends what I've been eating.
Molon Lube

President Television

#109
May 04, 2010, 03:01:36 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 04, 2010, 02:25:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 03, 2010, 10:26:35 PM


I mean, if someone comes up to me and says "I'm a conservative (or liberal, or libertarian, etc)", my first response is "Sorry to hear that.  I'm a human."



:potd:

I liked that post too.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

P3nT4gR4m

#110
May 04, 2010, 09:55:30 AM
This thread reminds me of "a conclusion is where you stopped thinking" The two ideas seem to complement each other nicely. Just need a snappy one-liner for this aspect. Do we have one yet?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#111
May 04, 2010, 03:27:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 03, 2010, 07:49:52 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 03, 2010, 07:32:55 PM
It's always been easy for a lot of people to follow. They are the kind to point at a leader and say, "What a great person." They are sheep and always will be. Personally I don't care what label is slapped on me because I simply don't care what other people think.

HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR ALPHA?

Yeah. Me.

LMNO

#112
May 04, 2010, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2010, 09:55:30 AM
This thread reminds me of "a conclusion is where you stopped thinking" The two ideas seem to complement each other nicely. Just need a snappy one-liner for this aspect. Do we have one yet?


I think it needs to contain something about dragging your knuckels.  Dok had a couple of snappy ones the other day.  I'll go looking.

Doktor Howl

#113
May 04, 2010, 04:38:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 04, 2010, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2010, 09:55:30 AM
This thread reminds me of "a conclusion is where you stopped thinking" The two ideas seem to complement each other nicely. Just need a snappy one-liner for this aspect. Do we have one yet?


I think it needs to contain something about dragging your knuckels.  Dok had a couple of snappy ones the other day.  I'll go looking.

"When you stop questioning your beliefs, you drop onto your knuckles."

Molon Lube

LMNO

#114
May 04, 2010, 04:39:55 PM
Yup, that's the one.

P3nT4gR4m

#115
May 04, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 04, 2010, 04:38:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 04, 2010, 03:28:51 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 04, 2010, 09:55:30 AM
This thread reminds me of "a conclusion is where you stopped thinking" The two ideas seem to complement each other nicely. Just need a snappy one-liner for this aspect. Do we have one yet?


I think it needs to contain something about dragging your knuckels.  Dok had a couple of snappy ones the other day.  I'll go looking.

"When you stop questioning your beliefs, you drop onto your knuckles."



It's a classic line but I think it's still more - "conclusion where you stopped thinking" than the whole - Don't fall into an ideology - message.

It's like another side of the coin kinda deal I'm getting

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#116
April 08, 2011, 01:42:27 AM
Bump.  I've been looking for this one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#117
April 08, 2011, 01:47:19 AM
Tou-fucking-ché.

Doktor Phox,
169% on board with this shit.

BabylonHoruv

#118
April 08, 2011, 01:56:38 AM
"Labels are for candy bars."
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

LMNO

#119
April 08, 2011, 01:10:08 PM
This needs to be bookmarked for anyone who asks what you mean by "TO THE WALL".
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