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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #105 on: May 04, 2010, 01:58:28 am »
I've heard it's also prehensile.  It's how he types so fast.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #106 on: May 04, 2010, 02:13:46 am »
I hear that it's modular and comes with flamethrower, smokescreen, and mine-laying attachments.
You know, the basics.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #107 on: May 04, 2010, 02:25:04 am »


I mean, if someone comes up to me and says "I'm a conservative (or liberal, or libertarian, etc)", my first response is "Sorry to hear that.  I'm a human."



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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #108 on: May 04, 2010, 02:26:32 am »
I hear that it's modular and comes with flamethrower, smokescreen, and mine-laying attachments.
You know, the basics.

Depends what I've been eating.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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First ^  Then V

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #109 on: May 04, 2010, 03:01:36 am »


I mean, if someone comes up to me and says "I'm a conservative (or liberal, or libertarian, etc)", my first response is "Sorry to hear that.  I'm a human."



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I liked that post too.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #110 on: May 04, 2010, 09:55:30 am »
This thread reminds me of "a conclusion is where you stopped thinking" The two ideas seem to complement each other nicely. Just need a snappy one-liner for this aspect. Do we have one yet?
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #111 on: May 04, 2010, 03:27:09 pm »
It's always been easy for a lot of people to follow. They are the kind to point at a leader and say, "What a great person." They are sheep and always will be. Personally I don't care what label is slapped on me because I simply don't care what other people think.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #112 on: May 04, 2010, 03:28:51 pm »
This thread reminds me of "a conclusion is where you stopped thinking" The two ideas seem to complement each other nicely. Just need a snappy one-liner for this aspect. Do we have one yet?


I think it needs to contain something about dragging your knuckels.  Dok had a couple of snappy ones the other day.  I'll go looking.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #113 on: May 04, 2010, 04:38:34 pm »
This thread reminds me of "a conclusion is where you stopped thinking" The two ideas seem to complement each other nicely. Just need a snappy one-liner for this aspect. Do we have one yet?


I think it needs to contain something about dragging your knuckels.  Dok had a couple of snappy ones the other day.  I'll go looking.

"When you stop questioning your beliefs, you drop onto your knuckles."

Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #114 on: May 04, 2010, 04:39:55 pm »
Yup, that's the one.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #115 on: May 04, 2010, 05:49:14 pm »
This thread reminds me of "a conclusion is where you stopped thinking" The two ideas seem to complement each other nicely. Just need a snappy one-liner for this aspect. Do we have one yet?


I think it needs to contain something about dragging your knuckels.  Dok had a couple of snappy ones the other day.  I'll go looking.

"When you stop questioning your beliefs, you drop onto your knuckles."



It's a classic line but I think it's still more - "conclusion where you stopped thinking" than the whole - Don't fall into an ideology - message.

It's like another side of the coin kinda deal I'm getting
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #116 on: April 08, 2011, 01:42:27 am »
Bump.  I've been looking for this one.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #117 on: April 08, 2011, 01:47:19 am »
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #118 on: April 08, 2011, 01:56:38 am »
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #119 on: April 08, 2011, 01:10:08 pm »
This needs to be bookmarked for anyone who asks what you mean by "TO THE WALL".