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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #90 on: May 04, 2010, 01:38:03 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #91 on: May 04, 2010, 01:40:30 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #92 on: May 04, 2010, 01:42:39 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #93 on: May 04, 2010, 01:43:18 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.

I did say 'if'.   :lol:

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #94 on: May 04, 2010, 01:45:36 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow. 

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #95 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:07 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.

I did say 'if'.   :lol:

And if they grow wings and learn to like Vindaloo, they'll fly up my ass.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #96 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:31 am »
Careful.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #97 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:41 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow.  

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?

You mean, trying to needle you?
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #98 on: May 04, 2010, 01:47:23 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow.  

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?

You mean, trying to needle you?

Righteo, my good man.  And good day to you.

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Was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but now will never believe you don't want to fight.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #99 on: May 04, 2010, 01:48:52 am »
Careful.

I'm good.  I had my ass coated with Teflon.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #100 on: May 04, 2010, 01:50:06 am »
Hey! I didn't mean any harm.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #101 on: May 04, 2010, 01:53:31 am »
Hey! I didn't mean any harm.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #102 on: May 04, 2010, 01:54:52 am »
Howl's ass must be some kind of doomsday device.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #103 on: May 04, 2010, 01:57:26 am »
I've heard it's also prehensile.  It's how he types so fast.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #104 on: May 04, 2010, 01:57:49 am »
Howl's ass must be some kind of doomsday device.

So far as you know.  I have it concealed under 30 pounds of hair, so you won't know until it's too late.
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