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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #90 on: May 04, 2010, 01:38:03 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #91 on: May 04, 2010, 01:40:30 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #92 on: May 04, 2010, 01:42:39 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #93 on: May 04, 2010, 01:43:18 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.

I did say 'if'.   :lol:

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #94 on: May 04, 2010, 01:45:36 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow. 

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #95 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:07 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.

I did say 'if'.   :lol:

And if they grow wings and learn to like Vindaloo, they'll fly up my ass.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #96 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:31 am »
Careful.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #97 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:41 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow.  

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?

You mean, trying to needle you?
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #98 on: May 04, 2010, 01:47:23 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow.  

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?

You mean, trying to needle you?

Righteo, my good man.  And good day to you.

Dok,
Was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, but now will never believe you don't want to fight.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #99 on: May 04, 2010, 01:48:52 am »
Careful.

I'm good.  I had my ass coated with Teflon.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #100 on: May 04, 2010, 01:50:06 am »
Hey! I didn't mean any harm.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #101 on: May 04, 2010, 01:53:31 am »
Hey! I didn't mean any harm.

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Good.  My ass is bulletproof, too.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #102 on: May 04, 2010, 01:54:52 am »
Howl's ass must be some kind of doomsday device.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #103 on: May 04, 2010, 01:57:26 am »
I've heard it's also prehensile.  It's how he types so fast.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #104 on: May 04, 2010, 01:57:49 am »
Howl's ass must be some kind of doomsday device.

So far as you know.  I have it concealed under 30 pounds of hair, so you won't know until it's too late.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.