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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #90 on: May 04, 2010, 01:38:03 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #91 on: May 04, 2010, 01:40:30 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #92 on: May 04, 2010, 01:42:39 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #93 on: May 04, 2010, 01:43:18 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.

I did say 'if'.   :lol:

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #94 on: May 04, 2010, 01:45:36 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow. 

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #95 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:07 am »
Or, if they're clever, you'll get none.

This has NEVER happened.

I did say 'if'.   :lol:

And if they grow wings and learn to like Vindaloo, they'll fly up my ass.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #96 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:31 am »
Careful.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #97 on: May 04, 2010, 01:46:41 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow.  

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?

You mean, trying to needle you?
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #98 on: May 04, 2010, 01:47:23 am »
Well said, Dok. I think I agree about identity completely.

Also, it sounds exactly like Buddhists talking about egolessness.

Wow.  

I can't describe what you just did with that post.

Do you see it?

You mean, trying to needle you?

Righteo, my good man.  And good day to you.

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-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #99 on: May 04, 2010, 01:48:52 am »
Careful.

I'm good.  I had my ass coated with Teflon.
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-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #100 on: May 04, 2010, 01:50:06 am »
Hey! I didn't mean any harm.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #101 on: May 04, 2010, 01:53:31 am »
Hey! I didn't mean any harm.

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"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #102 on: May 04, 2010, 01:54:52 am »
Howl's ass must be some kind of doomsday device.
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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #103 on: May 04, 2010, 01:57:26 am »
I've heard it's also prehensile.  It's how he types so fast.

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Re: So, Jim...When Did We Join The Monkeys?
« Reply #104 on: May 04, 2010, 01:57:49 am »
Howl's ass must be some kind of doomsday device.

So far as you know.  I have it concealed under 30 pounds of hair, so you won't know until it's too late.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.