I AM LIKE UNTO THOR!

[Requia ☣]

No.  The shit you have in the city is right out of lovecraft.  I don't want to know what lives in the deserts.

[Doktor Howl]

I am perversely fascinated.  Tell me, what is in the open desert?

Feral ostriches (up by Casa Grande).  No shit.  They eat the wrong plants and go batshit for a month before they die.  It's like having rabid dinosaurs running around.

[Doktor Howl]

HAH!  Konrad just found one of those spiny lizards in the bathroom.

This place rocks.

[Eater of Clowns]

I am perversely fascinated.  Tell me, what is in the open desert?

Feral ostriches (up by Casa Grande).  No shit.  They eat the wrong plants and go batshit for a month before they die.  It's like having rabid dinosaurs running around.

And if you hit the drum sand, the Makers will come.

[Doktor Howl]

I am perversely fascinated.  Tell me, what is in the open desert?

Feral ostriches (up by Casa Grande).  No shit.  They eat the wrong plants and go batshit for a month before they die.  It's like having rabid dinosaurs running around.

And if you hit the drum sand, the Makers will come.

I wish.  No, they farm ostriches here, and they occasionally escape.  They can run 45MPH.  And they can completely eviscerate you with a kick.

[Jasper]

Oh come on, what the fuck man.  Really?  Really?

That is worse than some of the darker parts of super mario world.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh come on, what the fuck man.  Really?  Really?

That is worse than some of the darker parts of super mario world.

I shit you not. 

Also, bears.  In the desert.  Yep.

And  big fucking cats.  And desert rats.  The two-legged kind.  You have to watch them.

[Freeky]

Dok, I found out what (may) have happened to our transients. It isn't nearly as bad and weird as you may have thought.

[Doktor Howl]

Dok, I found out what (may) have happened to our transients. It isn't nearly as bad and weird as you may have thought.

Then I don't want to know.

[Requia ☣]

I am perversely fascinated.  Tell me, what is in the open desert?

Feral ostriches (up by Casa Grande).  No shit.  They eat the wrong plants and go batshit for a month before they die.  It's like having rabid dinosaurs running around.

Do they form groups, or is it one at a time?

[Freeky]

Dok, I found out what (may) have happened to our transients. It isn't nearly as bad and weird as you may have thought.

Then I don't want to know.

Which is why I refrained from saying in that post, in case I was right and you'd have preferred some horrible end.  

[Doktor Howl]

I am perversely fascinated.  Tell me, what is in the open desert?

Feral ostriches (up by Casa Grande).  No shit.  They eat the wrong plants and go batshit for a month before they die.  It's like having rabid dinosaurs running around.

Do they form groups, or is it one at a time?

One at a time, and not very often.  But it happens, which makes this the bestest state ever.

[Salty]

Wait. BEARS in the DESERT?
Jesus crippled Christ. Is there no place that is safe from those killing machines?

You can't throw a hammer at a bear. Well, you CAN, but that's the last thing you'll ever do.

[Doktor Howl]

Wait. BEARS in the DESERT?
Jesus crippled Christ. Is there no place that is safe from those killing machines?

You can't throw a hammer at a bear. Well, you CAN, but that's the last thing you'll ever do.

Santa Rita mountains are crawling with the bastards.  They've developed a taste for people, I've heard, as the best source of food is illegals moving North.

[Lies]

they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...

Also, tarantula hawks.  Google it.  God's a psycho.

Dammit I had forgotten about those 

Heh, we got those fuckers down here too.