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Started by Doktor Howl, May 06, 2010, 08:30:57 PM

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Freeky

#30
May 06, 2010, 11:16:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 06, 2010, 11:15:19 PM
Quote from: alty on May 06, 2010, 11:13:16 PM
Wait. BEARS in the DESERT?
Jesus crippled Christ. Is there no place that is safe from those killing machines?

You can't throw a hammer at a bear. Well, you CAN, but that's the last thing you'll ever do.

Santa Rita mountains are crawling with the bastards.  They've developed a taste for people, I've heard, as the best source of food is illegals moving North.

Is that where Bear Canyon is? I forget.

Salty

#31
May 06, 2010, 11:23:04 PM
We need to hurry up and cover the earth with pavement so I can safely enjoy nature.

Then again, maybe I should just get a nice, big gun and so as to love nature more intimately.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Remington

#32
May 07, 2010, 12:33:34 AM
Damn. Here in Alberta, it's headline news if someone gets bitten by a black widow. They live down in the badlands, apparently.
Is it plugged in?

Juana

#33
May 07, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
That is some damn good aim, Dok.

We get cougar here. There's about four of them on the river, from our biggest green space in the city to the dam, which is only about ten miles long. Then there's coyotes, foxes, possums (we had one on the block for a while - it was adorable), camel spiders, and mule deer and brown/grizzly bears in the mountains and hills, plus the other critters.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nast

#34
May 07, 2010, 02:05:55 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 07, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
We get cougar here.

We get cougars here too. They mostly hang around the bars and nightclubs with a hungry look in their eyes.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

BadBeast

#35
May 07, 2010, 02:13:55 AM
Quote from: Nast on May 07, 2010, 02:05:55 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 07, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
We get cougar here.

We get cougars here too. They mostly hang around the bars and nightclubs with a hungry look in their eyes.

Officially, there are fucking great big double hard Badgers here, but unofficially, there is a few breeding populations of non-specific big cats. (Which I can unofficially confirm, cuz I've seen one)
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Juana

#36
May 07, 2010, 02:16:41 AM
Quote from: Nast on May 07, 2010, 02:05:55 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 07, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
We get cougar here.

We get cougars here too. They mostly hang around the bars and nightclubs with a hungry look in their eyes.
:roll: :)
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

#37
May 07, 2010, 02:17:11 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 07, 2010, 02:16:41 AM
Quote from: Nast on May 07, 2010, 02:05:55 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 07, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
We get cougar here.

We get cougars here too. They mostly hang around the bars and nightclubs with a hungry look in their eyes.
:roll: :)

It was only a matter of time.
Molon Lube

Nast

#38
May 07, 2010, 02:18:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 02:17:11 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 07, 2010, 02:16:41 AM
Quote from: Nast on May 07, 2010, 02:05:55 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 07, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
We get cougar here.

We get cougars here too. They mostly hang around the bars and nightclubs with a hungry look in their eyes.
:roll: :)

It was only a matter of time.

It was what the Free Market demanded!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
May 07, 2010, 04:01:27 AM
Oooh I just thought of what we have that you don't have! Sea lions and sharks!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#40
May 07, 2010, 04:03:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 04:01:27 AM
Oooh I just thought of what we have that you don't have! Sea lions and sharks!

:argh!:

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM FOR THE DESERT!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
May 07, 2010, 04:04:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 04:03:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 04:01:27 AM
Oooh I just thought of what we have that you don't have! Sea lions and sharks!

:argh!:

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM FOR THE DESERT!

Wait a few thousand years, I bet they will.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#42
May 07, 2010, 04:04:47 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 04:04:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 04:03:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 04:01:27 AM
Oooh I just thought of what we have that you don't have! Sea lions and sharks!

:argh!:

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM FOR THE DESERT!

Wait a few thousand years, I bet they will.

WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT!  WE HAVE SCIENCE!

(and I have pillspillspills)
Molon Lube

President Television

#43
May 07, 2010, 04:33:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 04:03:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 04:01:27 AM
Oooh I just thought of what we have that you don't have! Sea lions and sharks!

:argh!:

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM FOR THE DESERT!

Um:


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
May 07, 2010, 04:34:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 04:04:47 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 04:04:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 04:03:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 04:01:27 AM
Oooh I just thought of what we have that you don't have! Sea lions and sharks!

:argh!:

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM FOR THE DESERT!

Wait a few thousand years, I bet they will.

WE DON'T HAVE TO WAIT!  WE HAVE SCIENCE!

(and I have pillspillspills)

IF YOU HALLUCINATE THEM, THEY WILL COME.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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