I AM LIKE UNTO THOR!

[Doktor Howl]

Threw a blacksmith mallet at a 3" scorpion on the other side of my office, and smashed that fucker flat.

Dok,
Mjollner for hire, will travel.

[Requia ☣]

You have scorpions.  IN THE FUCKING CITY?

Right, never visiting Tucson.

[Doktor Howl]

You have scorpions.  IN THE FUCKING CITY?

Right, never visiting Tucson.

Oh, yeah.  The refinery I work at is out in the desert, but we get those little bastards everywhere...Along with mice, rats, snakes of all descriptions, tarantulas, coyotes, javalinas (right down town, no shit), bobcats, and the occasional cougar.

[LMNO]

...AND THAT'S JUST THE LOCAL BAR SCENE!
   

[Requia ☣]

And here I thought watching drunken frat boys get chased by a buck was exciting wildlife for a city.

[Elder Iptuous]

Nice shot, man!
You've got pretty much the same things we've got in Dallas, Dok.  But i've never killed one with quite that panache!

Doesn't every place have some kinda creepy crawlies?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Dok is being nice, they aren't just tarantulas, they are.....

TARANTULAS

and of the whole list, those fuckers scare me the worst...

Nice aim there Dok!!

[Requia ☣]

Aren't Tarantula's pretty harmless?

[Doktor Howl]

Aren't Tarantula's pretty harmless?

Almost entirely. 

[Elder Iptuous]

they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...

[Doktor Howl]

they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...

Also, tarantula hawks.  Google it.  God's a psycho.

[Jasper]

they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...

Also, tarantula hawks.  Google it.  God's a psycho.

Right, never visiting Tucson.

[Requia ☣]

they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...

Also, tarantula hawks.  Google it.  God's a psycho.

Dammit I had forgotten about those 

[Freeky]

You have scorpions.  IN THE FUCKING CITY?

Right, never visiting Tucson.

Oh, yeah.  The refinery I work at is out in the desert, but we get those little bastards everywhere...Along with mice, rats, snakes of all descriptions, tarantulas, coyotes, javalinas (right down town, no shit), bobcats, and the occasional cougar.

Ask us about what's in the boonies/mountains/open desert. Go on, ask. It'll be fun.

[Jasper]

I am perversely fascinated.  Tell me, what is in the open desert?