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Started by Doktor Howl, May 06, 2010, 08:30:57 PM

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Doktor Howl

May 06, 2010, 08:30:57 PM
Threw a blacksmith mallet at a 3" scorpion on the other side of my office, and smashed that fucker flat.

Dok,
Mjollner for hire, will travel.
Molon Lube

Requia ☣

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May 06, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
You have scorpions.  IN THE FUCKING CITY?

Right, never visiting Tucson.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Doktor Howl

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May 06, 2010, 08:34:56 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 06, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
You have scorpions.  IN THE FUCKING CITY?

Right, never visiting Tucson.

Oh, yeah.  The refinery I work at is out in the desert, but we get those little bastards everywhere...Along with mice, rats, snakes of all descriptions, tarantulas, coyotes, javalinas (right down town, no shit), bobcats, and the occasional cougar.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#3
May 06, 2010, 08:37:37 PM
...AND THAT'S JUST THE LOCAL BAR SCENE!
   


:rimshot:

Requia ☣

#4
May 06, 2010, 08:39:12 PM
And here I thought watching drunken frat boys get chased by a buck was exciting wildlife for a city.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Elder Iptuous

#5
May 06, 2010, 08:46:26 PM
Nice shot, man!
You've got pretty much the same things we've got in Dallas, Dok.  But i've never killed one with quite that panache!

Doesn't every place have some kinda creepy crawlies?

Dysfunctional Cunt

#6
May 06, 2010, 08:46:46 PM
Dok is being nice, they aren't just tarantulas, they are.....

TARANTULAS

and of the whole list, those fuckers scare me the worst...

Nice aim there Dok!! :wink:

Requia ☣

#7
May 06, 2010, 08:48:20 PM
Aren't Tarantula's pretty harmless?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Doktor Howl

#8
May 06, 2010, 08:49:02 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 06, 2010, 08:48:20 PM
Aren't Tarantula's pretty harmless?

Almost entirely. 
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

#9
May 06, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...

Doktor Howl

#10
May 06, 2010, 08:52:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 06, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...


Also, tarantula hawks.  Google it.  God's a psycho.
Molon Lube

Jasper

#11
May 06, 2010, 09:32:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 06, 2010, 08:52:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 06, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...


Also, tarantula hawks.  Google it.  God's a psycho.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 06, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
Right, never visiting Tucson.

Requia ☣

#12
May 06, 2010, 10:18:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 06, 2010, 08:52:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 06, 2010, 08:51:57 PM
they're terribly delicate, too.
i had a friend that had one as a pet, and he had to superglue it back together again several times when it got dropped...


Also, tarantula hawks.  Google it.  God's a psycho.

Dammit I had forgotten about those  :x
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Freeky

#13
May 06, 2010, 10:26:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 06, 2010, 08:34:56 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 06, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
You have scorpions.  IN THE FUCKING CITY?

Right, never visiting Tucson.

Oh, yeah.  The refinery I work at is out in the desert, but we get those little bastards everywhere...Along with mice, rats, snakes of all descriptions, tarantulas, coyotes, javalinas (right down town, no shit), bobcats, and the occasional cougar.

Ask us about what's in the boonies/mountains/open desert. Go on, ask. It'll be fun.

Jasper

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May 06, 2010, 10:52:47 PM
I am perversely fascinated.  Tell me, what is in the open desert?
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