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Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 08, 2010, 05:19:41 PM

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Adios

Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2010, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:31:09 PM
You might consider following up with a fit test or a CT scan.

Also, less booze, more walking.

THIS!!

Just listening to your heart and taking your blood pressure won't show if you had a mild heart attack, and if you did, you can have another.  Dr's suck, but the alternative sucks more!!!!

As dying is NOT AN OPTION for you, you need to get healthy!!!
Dying is boring. There is nothing and after dying three times I STILL CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Hawk on May 10, 2010, 06:32:13 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2010, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:31:09 PM
You might consider following up with a fit test or a CT scan.

Also, less booze, more walking.

THIS!!

Just listening to your heart and taking your blood pressure won't show if you had a mild heart attack, and if you did, you can have another.  Dr's suck, but the alternative sucks more!!!!

As dying is NOT AN OPTION for you, you need to get healthy!!!
Dying is boring. There is nothing and after dying three times I STILL CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE.

Dude, you've been robbed.  I would seriously complain!!!

Adios


P3nT4gR4m

So how the fuck do I go about getting a fit test and/or ct scan then?

And what's this about less booze? I already got a script for nicotine patches. doctor never mentioned anything about booze. Without nicotine, TCH and Alchohol how am I supposed to get shitfaced? And don't give me that "high on life" crap. Tried that - remembered everything :argh!:

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2010, 06:39:52 PM
So how the fuck do I go about getting a fit test and/or ct scan then?


Bug your doctor.

As for the rest, the boozing is for young people.  It's up to us to be curmudgeony and full of bad advice.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

Curmudgeony? If I can't have booze and fags I'll be a fucking massmurderer within a matter of months. That grumpy enough for ya? :evilmad:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2010, 06:48:26 PM
Curmudgeony? If I can't have booze and fags I'll be a fucking massmurderer within a matter of months. That grumpy enough for ya? :evilmad:

2/3rds of future deserves it.
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2010, 06:48:26 PM
Curmudgeony? If I can't have booze and fags I'll be a fucking massmurderer within a matter of months. That grumpy enough for ya? :evilmad:

I decided to ignore my doctor on this. I will smoke and drink to the end. And I may ask for a prescription for medical pot....to help me sleep.....

LMNO

General opinion poll:

Is They Gave Me A Steampunk Heart a good album title, or is it just silly?

Adios

Quote from: LMNO on May 10, 2010, 07:00:05 PM
General opinion poll:

Is They Gave Me A Steampunk Heart a good album title, or is it just silly?

Perfect.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2010, 06:39:52 PM
So how the fuck do I go about getting a fit test and/or ct scan then?

And what's this about less booze? I already got a script for nicotine patches. doctor never mentioned anything about booze. Without nicotine, TCH and Alchohol how am I supposed to get shitfaced? And don't give me that "high on life" crap. Tried that - remembered everything :argh!:

Shitfaced is overrated. I know; I tried it on Saturday, just in case I was mistaken.

I was not.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on May 10, 2010, 07:00:05 PM
General opinion poll:

Is They Gave Me A Steampunk Heart a good album title, or is it just silly?

Both.  Go for it.
Molon Lube

LMNO

I'm gonna need an upright bass, an accordian, a piano slightly out of tune, some random scraps of metal, and a pint of scotch.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2010, 06:39:52 PM
So how the fuck do I go about getting a fit test and/or ct scan then?

And what's this about less booze? I already got a script for nicotine patches. doctor never mentioned anything about booze. Without nicotine, TCH and Alchohol how am I supposed to get shitfaced? And don't give me that "high on life" crap. Tried that - remembered everything :argh!:

As Dok said, bug your Dr about the tests.

As a side note, there is a lot of research regarding weed and blood pressure, you might be pleasantly surprised.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on May 10, 2010, 07:08:51 PM
I'm gonna need an upright bass, an accordian, a piano slightly out of tune, some random scraps of metal, and a pint of scotch.

Also, some salve for after you tear your chest hair out on stage.
Molon Lube