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Difficult Choices: Get your dick out of that fish, you fish fucker!

Started by Cramulus, May 12, 2010, 11:15:23 PM

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Which would you rather fuck?

Somebody who is very beautiful but very passive in bed
3 (7.5%)
Somebody who is great in bed but only average looking
37 (92.5%)

Total Members Voted: 40

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#75
May 15, 2010, 03:26:18 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 15, 2010, 02:17:00 AM
The predictable part is that they'd choose the pretty girl because they have no taste.



Some are tart at times, but in my experience pretty girls taste just fine.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jasper

#76
May 15, 2010, 03:30:08 AM
Aaagh!  My brain is full of fuck!!  Die!

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#77
May 15, 2010, 03:37:58 AM
:lulz:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

BadBeast

#78
May 15, 2010, 03:31:15 PM
I posted this question in Yahoo, if anyone wants to compare results here, with results there.

hxxp://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoiEp99K.vUhfl18jPTP_mKzFQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20100514155645AAnglGe
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BabylonHoruv

#79
May 17, 2010, 07:18:07 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 13, 2010, 05:46:54 PM
And passive can be a challenge. It's like saying "What car would you prefer? A crappy looking old Ford, that goes like stink, or a Lambourghini, that wont  go, because the battery is flat.
All it takes is a bit of a push, and you're away!

I've found that people who are bad in bed don't change. It's like a bad kisser; they could learn, in theory, but in practice I've yet to be able to retrain one. It's because they're doing what turns THEM on. Better to find someone you're compatible with from the start.

Also, at my age, if the reason they're not good is "inexperience" then I really want nothing to do with them.

I went from bad kisser to mediocre after having what I was doing wrong explained.  So it is possible to retrain a bad kisser (although I doubt I'll ever be great at it, at least I'm not terrible any longer)
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#80
May 17, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 17, 2010, 07:18:07 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 13, 2010, 05:46:54 PM
And passive can be a challenge. It's like saying "What car would you prefer? A crappy looking old Ford, that goes like stink, or a Lambourghini, that wont  go, because the battery is flat.
All it takes is a bit of a push, and you're away!

I've found that people who are bad in bed don't change. It's like a bad kisser; they could learn, in theory, but in practice I've yet to be able to retrain one. It's because they're doing what turns THEM on. Better to find someone you're compatible with from the start.

Also, at my age, if the reason they're not good is "inexperience" then I really want nothing to do with them.

I went from bad kisser to mediocre after having what I was doing wrong explained.  So it is possible to retrain a bad kisser (although I doubt I'll ever be great at it, at least I'm not terrible any longer)

How old are you? I'm just curious to compare/contrast your learning skills with the age/trainability of the guys I've tried to retrain.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#81
May 17, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
This is starting to remind me of a pet training thread or someshit... :lulz:

BadBeast

#82
May 17, 2010, 06:12:37 PM Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 06:22:34 PM by BadBeast
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 17, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 17, 2010, 07:18:07 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 13, 2010, 05:46:54 PM
And passive can be a challenge. It's like saying "What car would you prefer? A crappy looking old Ford, that goes like stink, or a Lambourghini, that wont  go, because the battery is flat.
All it takes is a bit of a push, and you're away!

I've found that people who are bad in bed don't change. It's like a bad kisser; they could learn, in theory, but in practice I've yet to be able to retrain one. It's because they're doing what turns THEM on. Better to find someone you're compatible with from the start.

Also, at my age, if the reason they're not good is "inexperience" then I really want nothing to do with them.

I went from bad kisser to mediocre after having what I was doing wrong explained.  So it is possible to retrain a bad kisser (although I doubt I'll ever be great at it, at least I'm not terrible any longer)

How old are you? I'm just curious to compare/contrast your learning skills with the age/trainability of the guys I've tried to retrain.

Who? Me? Im 43, and well past the point where I can be restrained, thank you very muchly!   :lulz:

edit: Retrained, I meant! :lol:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#83
May 17, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 17, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
This is starting to remind me of a pet training thread or someshit... :lulz:

Hey, maybe there'll be some useful tips!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#84
May 17, 2010, 06:48:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 17, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 17, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
This is starting to remind me of a pet training thread or someshit... :lulz:

Hey, maybe there'll be some useful tips!
:lol:

Adios

#85
May 17, 2010, 07:41:28 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 17, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 17, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
This is starting to remind me of a pet training thread or someshit... :lulz:

Hey, maybe there'll be some useful tips!

Rub my...uh....belly and I am yours forever.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#86
May 17, 2010, 07:52:44 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 17, 2010, 07:41:28 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 17, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 17, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
This is starting to remind me of a pet training thread or someshit... :lulz:

Hey, maybe there'll be some useful tips!

Rub my...uh....belly and I am yours forever.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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