Getting fed Up With Everyone...

[ThatGreenGentleman]

People are pissing me off more than usual.

Reason 1: They like to spread rumors. I've had quite a few rumors about me spread like wildfire, and I don't care. If people are going to be mindless sacks of shit and spread rumors about me, then fine. They can just fuck themselves over with a dildo or something. Or a damn burrito... either one works...

Reason 2: They move too slowly through doors. Every time I want to get through a god damn door to my next class, I have to wait like a fucking half hour just for three people to get through the door way. It's seriously not rocket science to get through a doorway, but these dumbassed people really do think it is.

Reason 3: A lot of them think they're funny when they're not, like that Larry the Cable Guy. What about him is so funny? He makes me ashamed to be the same species as him. I'm serious. He really does.

Reason 4: They get into fights about whose religion is right when most of them are too dumb to realize that what they call God is inside all of us. Sorry if that hurts your religious views, but this my point of view, and I really don't care if i hurt your feelings. Get over it you pansy. And stop crying about it! Or I'll GIVE you a reason to cry.

Reason 5: Idiots who like Twilight. For the FUCKING LAST TIME, THEY'RE NOT REAL VAMPIRES! REAL VAMPIRES DON'T GOD DAMN FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE GOD DAMN SUNLIGHT! THAT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID! YOU'D HAVE TO A COMPLETE MORON TO ACTUALLY THINK THEY DO!

Sometimes I just get fed up with being angry at people. Sometimes I wonder "Is it really worth it? They're all morons who'll fuck themselves into the grave."  ....... I'm just feeling fed up with everything....

[Freeky]

TGG, you have to try and turn that hateful scream into a roar of laughter. There are plenty of stupid people in the world, and they're going to always outweigh the people who don't do really stupid stuff, and it'll only give you hemorrhoids or something if you only ever get angry.

[Nast]

It's true. They can be stupid, you can be AMAZING.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Also, I like Twilight because it turns hilariously awful into an art form. So there.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Reason 5: Idiots who like Twilight. For the FUCKING LAST TIME, THEY'RE NOT REAL VAMPIRES! REAL VAMPIRES DON'T GOD DAMN FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE GOD DAMN SUNLIGHT! THAT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID! YOU'D HAVE TO A COMPLETE MORON TO ACTUALLY THINK THEY DO!

 
To watch Sparky get dusted --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Reason 5: Idiots who like Twilight. For the FUCKING LAST TIME, THEY'RE NOT REAL VAMPIRES! REAL VAMPIRES DON'T GOD DAMN FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE GOD DAMN SUNLIGHT! THAT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID! YOU'D HAVE TO A COMPLETE MORON TO ACTUALLY THINK THEY DO!

 
To watch Sparky get dusted --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

     

[Freeky]

Reason 5: Idiots who like Twilight. For the FUCKING LAST TIME, THEY'RE NOT REAL VAMPIRES! REAL VAMPIRES DON'T GOD DAMN FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE GOD DAMN SUNLIGHT! THAT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID! YOU'D HAVE TO A COMPLETE MORON TO ACTUALLY THINK THEY DO!

 
To watch Sparky get dusted --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

OH GAWD THE WANGST!

[Dimocritus]

Eh, it happens.

Oh, and:

TGG, you have to try and turn that hateful scream into a roar of laughter. There are plenty of stupid people in the world, and they're going to always outweigh the people who don't do really stupid stuff, and it'll only give you hemorrhoids or something if you only ever get angry.

[Payne]

TGG, there is only one answer.

A full on exo-skeleton fitted out with gatling shit-cannons and automatic Duct Taping appendages.

Srsly, all you need is a pile of scaffolding and a Brabus V8 and you'll be kicking ass irreversably forever.

[KittehAmazing]

Whoa, TGG I knew you had it rough at school, but this?! Why haven't you told me this? You can create this ENORMOUS tumor in your brain right now out of hate. It can kill millions. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Reason 5: Idiots who like Twilight. For the FUCKING LAST TIME, THEY'RE NOT REAL VAMPIRES! REAL VAMPIRES DON'T GOD DAMN FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE GOD DAMN SUNLIGHT! THAT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID! YOU'D HAVE TO A COMPLETE MORON TO ACTUALLY THINK THEY DO!

 
To watch Sparky get dusted --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

Nice!

[Doktor Howl]

TGG, there is only one answer.

A full on exo-skeleton fitted out with gatling shit-cannons and automatic Duct Taping appendages.

Srsly, all you need is a pile of scaffolding and a Brabus V8 and you'll be kicking ass irreversably forever.

This.

[Doktor Howl]

Whoa, TGG I knew you had it rough at school, but this?! Why haven't you told me this? You can create this ENORMOUS tumor in your brain right now out of hate. It can kill millions. 

I assume there's a downside?

If TGG doesn't wipe at least one country off the map, I shall consider my parenting a failure.

TGG, start with Portugal...They stole Brazil's language and they only ever really existed to protect Spain from the vikings.

[frogsicle]

People are pissing me off more than usual.

Reason 1: They like to spread rumors. I've had quite a few rumors about me spread like wildfire, and I don't care. If people are going to be mindless sacks of shit and spread rumors about me, then fine. They can just fuck themselves over with a dildo or something. Or a damn burrito... either one works...

Reason 2: They move too slowly through doors. Every time I want to get through a god damn door to my next class, I have to wait like a fucking half hour just for three people to get through the door way. It's seriously not rocket science to get through a doorway, but these dumbassed people really do think it is.

Reason 3: A lot of them think they're funny when they're not, like that Larry the Cable Guy. What about him is so funny? He makes me ashamed to be the same species as him. I'm serious. He really does.

Reason 4: They get into fights about whose religion is right when most of them are too dumb to realize that what they call God is inside all of us. Sorry if that hurts your religious views, but this my point of view, and I really don't care if i hurt your feelings. Get over it you pansy. And stop crying about it! Or I'll GIVE you a reason to cry.

Reason 5: Idiots who like Twilight. For the FUCKING LAST TIME, THEY'RE NOT REAL VAMPIRES! REAL VAMPIRES DON'T GOD DAMN FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE GOD DAMN SUNLIGHT! THAT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID! YOU'D HAVE TO A COMPLETE MORON TO ACTUALLY THINK THEY DO!

Sometimes I just get fed up with being angry at people. Sometimes I wonder "Is it really worth it? They're all morons who'll fuck themselves into the grave."  ....... I'm just feeling fed up with everything....

Hmmm, yeah, many (or even most) people's stupidity, fakeness, self-centeredness, selfishness, etc... is outstanding. Few days go by where I'm not reminded how much my species sucks. But I'm also rather fond of enjoying my life, and that gets harder if one is too hung up on wishing other people would have brains... so, if a word of advice is permissible: minimize exposure to the most annoying people, and do your best to let it go. Because they might stop talking about twilight, but someone will always be annoying as hell, so go for it, be better than them.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Whoa, TGG I knew you had it rough at school, but this?! Why haven't you told me this? You can create this ENORMOUS tumor in your brain right now out of hate. It can kill millions. 

I assume there's a downside?

If TGG doesn't wipe at least one country off the map, I shall consider my parenting a failure.

TGG, start with Portugal...They stole Brazil's language and they only ever really existed to protect Spain from the vikings.

I'll get to Portugal eventually. Right now I'm trying to get rid of New Jersey and Texas.