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Started by Kai, May 24, 2010, 07:08:43 PM

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Kai

Things are getting weird, Roger, and I mean weirder than normal. Not that my life is normal; I'm a goddamn bug freak, fer chrissakes.

I've gotten myself into this situation, and I'm sure I don't want out of it. You see, last week this woman on one of those online dating sites messaged me, something like "having trouble composing myself, you are lovely, message me", in a nutshell.

Next thing I know, I'm two hours from home in northern Georgia.

I'm normally not hasty about these things, Roger. But this woman is fucking smart. And I mean, REALLY smart. She blows me out of the water. And she thinks I'm a godlike being, for some reason.

Did I mention she's a porn star, a professional dominatrix, one of those proverts? That she runs her own number of websites? Oh, and here's the other thing: she has a fiancee. Except he's gay, highly attractive and walks around the house in dresses. All nestled in a matrix of suburbia. She even had me model some handcuffs (just my hands, mind you) for a video review.

This is as deep down the rabbit hole as I've ever been, Roger, and what I've said isn't the half of it. It feels like I'm headed into your territory of weirdness, relationship wise. But I'm loving every minute of it. Does that make me crazy? From Thursday evening to Sunday morning I slept less than 10 hours, ate food that's horrible for me, and felt more loved than I have in a long time. That house is a nexus of weird, and I'm lovin' it, Roger. You can't keep me away.

~Kai
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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Dimocritus

Kai, this is awesome!

I can (sort of) relate. I've been really making moves toward where I really want to be, and sometimes if can be unsettling and scary letting go of certain people, fears and anxieties and all the challenges that come with forward progress. Cutting off the tail can sting pretty bad, so hearing this from you is encouraging for me. And it makes me happy to hear  :) and more optimistic about my future.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Vene

That sounds like an awesome good time (coming from the guy in a poly relationship with a married transsexual couple).

Dimocritus

#3


I'm so excited for you that I'm posting in here again.

sry
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Juana

Sounds like an awesome adventure, Kai!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Richter

Kai, that is SRS awesome, I'm happy for ya!
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Kai

Quote from: Vene on May 24, 2010, 07:25:35 PM
That sounds like an awesome good time (coming from the guy in a poly relationship with a married transsexual couple).

It /is/ an awesome good time, Vene. And the weirdness just makes it better.

I'm starting to fall for her fiancee as well...this might turn into a polyfidelidous triad. Though, I'm not sure I could fuck a republican. Funny that, a gay, trans-ish republican. Oh, and the neighbors don't know a thing about any of this. They think the two of them are just an ordinary couple, don't know about her work, or the 24/7 cameras, or anything. We went out to a Karaoke joint with the guy next door, where I sang James Taylor's Steamroller Blues and Hotel California, and we had to pretend to be just friends. It was a weird experience, after which she couldn't keep her hands off me.

I mean, how many people can say they've fisted a porn star? If you think that's TMI, then good thing it's where I shut my mouth.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO

Right on, buddy.  If you're happy, it's the completely right thing to be doing.

Kai

Quote from: dimo on May 24, 2010, 07:18:06 PM
Kai, this is awesome!

I can (sort of) relate. I've been really making moves toward where I really want to be, and sometimes if can be unsettling and scary letting go of certain people, fears and anxieties and all the challenges that come with forward progress. Cutting off the tail can sting pretty bad, so hearing this from you is encouraging for me. And it makes me happy to hear  :) and more optimistic about my future.

The most important thing is when your instinct, your intuition pulls you into the weird, don't back down. Take it by the ears and ride it. Otherwise you'll never know where it might have taken you. And you can always let go later if the ride is no fun.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

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Remington

Awesome!

Quote from: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 07:43:19 PM
Right on, buddy.  If you're happy, it's the completely right thing to be doing.
^^Troof.
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Freeky

Go, Kai, go!! Fucking cannonball into the Weird! Above all else, have fun! :D

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:cheers:

I always thought you were up to stuff like this, but just not wanting to let the cat out of the bag.

I very much enjoy hearing about sexual "deviants" quietly subverting picturesque suburbs.

I bet it happens more often than people think.
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BabylonHoruv

Judging from the deviants I chat with (lots and lots online, not so many in real life, I'm a lil jealous of Kai)  It happens not just more than people think, but WAY more than people think.
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