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Started by Kai, May 24, 2010, 07:08:43 PM

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Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 24, 2010, 11:01:24 PM
:cheers:

I always thought you were up to stuff like this, but just not wanting to let the cat out of the bag.

I very much enjoy hearing about sexual "deviants" quietly subverting picturesque suburbs.

I bet it happens more often than people think.
ZOMG, GAY BANDITOS!!1!! 

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The_Professor

well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...

venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.

very very very very careful

Kai

Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 02:15:10 AM
well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...

venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.

very very very very careful

You know, if you were a long time member I might actually answer nicely.

But since you've never talked to me before I'm going to tell you to fuck off. Kindly. Thanks.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jasper

On that happy thought, I'd like to chime in with my pleasure in reading the OP.  It's incredible how different you are from my first impression of you, years ago.  It's a good different. :)


Dimocritus

Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 02:49:42 AM
Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 02:15:10 AM
well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...

venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.

very very very very careful

You know, if you were a long time member I might actually answer nicely.

But since you've never talked to me before I'm going to tell you to fuck off. Kindly. Thanks.

I've been waiting for this guy to do something like this. There's no way he's all smiles and rainbows, like he claims himself to be.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

The_Professor


why that was the most kind, polite and well mannered fuck off I've ever recieved... your very welcome?

Religously though, now I'm sorta wondering if VD was caused by the origional snub... hummm...  na, greeks were baaaa-nging sheep long before that.

smiles and rainbows?

1 out of 6 people in the USA have herpies, docs think the un-reported cases actually bump that up to 1 in 3, I'd be amazed if there was a porn star who didnt have it. thinking I caught it once scared the living shit outa me, I wish a complete stranger had told me to be a little more careful back then and maybe I wouldent have had to shit bricks for two weeks while waiting for the test results to come back. 

Dimocritus

Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 04:33:09 AM

why that was the most kind, polite and well mannered fuck off I've ever recieved... your very welcome?

Religously though, now I'm sorta wondering if VD was caused by the origional snub... hummm...  na, greeks were baaaa-nging sheep long before that.

smiles and rainbows?

1 out of 6 people in the USA have herpies, docs think the un-reported cases actually bump that up to 1 in 3, I'd be amazed if there was a porn star who didnt have it. thinking I caught it once scared the living shit outa me, I wish a complete stranger had told me to be a little more careful back then and maybe I wouldent have had to shit bricks for two weeks while waiting for the test results to come back. 

Relax, pal. We know.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

BADGE OF HONOR

Thread ruined.  Sorry Kai.
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Kai

Quote from: dimo on May 25, 2010, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: Kai on May 25, 2010, 02:49:42 AM
Quote from: The_Professor on May 25, 2010, 02:15:10 AM
well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...

venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.

very very very very careful

You know, if you were a long time member I might actually answer nicely.

But since you've never talked to me before I'm going to tell you to fuck off. Kindly. Thanks.

I've been waiting for this guy to do something like this. There's no way he's all smiles and rainbows, like he claims himself to be.

It would almost be funny if this was one of those one time flings, but considering the circumstances, a person this intelligent which I click with so well and actually wouldn't mind seeing what comes of it, even to the possibility of spending the rest of my life with her....yeah.

People I meet who are more intelligent than me- 2.2%
People I meet who are interested in me - 0.05%
People I meet who are more intelligent than me and are interested in me - You do the math.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jasper

Literal Man to the rescue!  Given those numbers,  If you were to meet, say, 100 people a year, there is a good chance that you would never meet that person in your youth! 

So bust out the fucking champagne, people.  :D

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Sweetheart, if it makes you and they happy, then go with it.

I have been a sex worker and associated with other sex workers. In terms of VD, modern, urban sex workers are incredibly safe due to the standards of safe practice; use normal precautions, and worry no further than that.

They sound like a lovely couple with high potential to bring great sexual/emotional joy into your life; my opinion is (and you know great parts of my opinion!) ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT!

Your body is a treasure. Mine it.
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The_Professor

yeah, I'm sure modern sex workers and porn stars are completely safe considering how careful they are now days... this guy's got nothing to fear.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5519313/US-porn-industry-hit-by-Aids-fears-as-16-cases-of-HIV-revealed.html

The porn industry, which is largely centred in the San Fernando Valley suburbs of Los Angeles, includes about 200 production companies that employ about 1,200 actors, according to the paper.
Since 2004, 1,357 porn performers have tested positive for gonorrhea and 15 for syphilis, according to county health data cited by the Times.

Nast

I'm sure your concern is well-meant, but Kai's a responsible adult. I think we ought to leave it at that and not worry.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The_Professor

yeah your right, I guess when I read "i'm fallin for a porn star with a transvestite boyfriend" and everyone on the board is telling this guy if it feels good do it and nobody but the unknown noob is saying "hey careful man" I should take a hint, I just wouldent even give that kind of advice to somebody I didnt like.

its been said, i'm done.