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What video game world would you live in?

Started by Cramulus, May 26, 2010, 03:17:23 PM

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Quote from: memy on May 26, 2010, 06:13:27 PM
Harvest Moon.

Gonna take away your chance of marrying that hot vineyard chick, man.

Hoooly shit how did I not think of this? Once you get a greenhouse and strawberries you're set for life. I always went for either Potpourri or the library chick though.

I miss my n64 now :/
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Vene

Dawn of War

Think about it, I could be brainwashed for the Emperor and die in a shithole of a planet with my flashlight. Or! I could join a Chaos cult and go stark, raving mad. Even better, I could defeat to the alien communists and live in a concentration camp.

But, most likely, I wouldn't even get killed by an ork with a rusty blade, I'd probably get shot by the adeptus arbites (space cops) for not praying loud enough.

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Quote from: Cramulus on May 26, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
If you could go live in the universe from a video game, which would you choose?

You become a regular shmuck from that setting, not the hero of the story.


I wouldn't pick hyrule, because as we can see in Zelda Ocarina of Time, everybody pretty much dies within 7 years.

In pretty much all of the Final Fantasy games, something comes and destroys everything. So I wouldn't want to live in any of those places.

Metroid? no way, we don't even see random citizens during these games, so you'd likely be a space pirate or something, which actually looks kind of bleak.

Mega Man? Definitely wouldn't want to live in that world, it gets taken over by robots every two years.

Castlevania? And get eaten by a vampire or his legion of undead? fuck that!



Secret Society Wars.  Most of the characters are having sex, most of the time.  And even when they get beaten up they get to come back again soon after.
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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Cramulus on May 26, 2010, 04:52:35 PM
why GTA? you don't get to be a car thief, and there's a good chance you're gonna die in a car accident. The random people in that universe are no better off than us, they just have better radio stations and (probably) more expensive insurance.

While I'll admit that the radio stations tend to have better music than ours, and more entertaining commercials they also have a very limited selection of songs that never change.  I'll second that I wouldn't want to live there, although the average people do get to be car thieves, I've had my car jacked by NPC's several times.
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Quote from: Remington on May 26, 2010, 07:47:42 PM
Definitely Mass Effect.

I almost want to go with this.  Except for the part where earth is a crapsack worth with 20 billion people on it and while there are lots of places to go that aren't earth, robots, aliens, slavers or unregulated corporations that like to experiment on unwilling subjects will probably get you if you go there.

Actually, wait, is not being human an option?
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Cramulus

you're a "regular shmuck". So if you were in the Mass Effect universe, yeah, there's a chance you could be a Turian or Asari or something.

Or even better, a Hanar.


-Kel-

actually i take back on left four dead. only cause of the horde.


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Ok yeah, I'll take Mass Effect (assuming the third game doesn't end with the entire Galaxy dead or something).
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StarCraft, but only if I get to be a Marine.
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I wouldn't mind living in the Megaman universe.

There'd be evil robots running amok.  Nuff said.

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Quote from: Sigmatic on May 26, 2010, 10:19:08 PM
I wouldn't mind living in the Megaman universe.

There'd be evil robots running amok.  Nuff said.
Yeah, but all of the disappearing platforms would get annoying after awhile.
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Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 26, 2010, 10:12:28 PM
Ok yeah, I'll take Mass Effect (assuming the third game doesn't end with the entire Galaxy dead or something).
Meh, we'll have Shepard. And it's already been proven that Shepard is so awesome that Death itself cannot hold him/her.
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NWC

Anyone ever play Rocket: Robot on Wheels for N64?

That would be a pretty cool place to live in I guess, except that there are no chicks.

Are there any video games with just alot of hot chicks and no violence or objectives?
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Pope Pixie Pickle

For me it would be GTA San Andreas.

But I would not like to be a crack dealer if I was playing.

They are like walking cash machines.