The Official Unlimited Oil Spill Thread!

[Freeky]

We're pretty spolied out here, our roads look like this: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2712/4030040847_470957f856.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/upthebanner/4030040847/&usg=__TfNV9fkFbQyHpG3IfUuwGfMxDV4=&h=294&w=500&sz=127&hl=en&start=1&itbs=1&tbnid=XEe_s7Qzqi_86M:&tbnh=76&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddesert%2Bdirt%2Broads%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1

Except for when they full of ruts and go up mesas and shit.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

BP wants to save the well
Everyone else wants them to kill it, you know, to get it to stop gushing
Nobody is doing anything to force BP to kill it immediately
I would say hilarity ensues, but it's not fucking funny.


Also, hurricane season starts this Tuesday and since el nino is out of the way it's predicted to be one of the most active seasons in quite some time. They're predicting some 26 named storms, or so? And with the conditions being the way they are, I'm kind of inclined to believe it.

Could you imagine what this would do? Keep in mind that storm surges push gulf water inland how far???

Mmmmmm, black lands.


PIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!

Why are you acting surprised?

I'm so not surprised. I'm pissed. PISSED I tell ya!

[AFK]

I was watching an update on the story this morning on the Today show.  They were interviewing the CEO of BP commenting on the next attempt to stop the leak and that he was just as anxious as everyone else to get the leak stopped so "I can get my life back", he says.

His mess is killing all sorts of wildlife, putting all kinds of fisherman out of work, putting all kinds of families in financial turmoil and he wants to get it fixed so he can get HIS life back. 

Fucking douchebag of douchebags. 

[Suu]

The gulf already reeked of rotten eggs. Now this???

Suu, tell your parents to gtfo. Their paradise is ruined.

My mom is actually about to hop a bus to Louisiana to help with cleanup, and my brother is about to get a sub-machine and head to BP HQ. This could ruin his fishing career for years.

[Suu]

I was watching an update on the story this morning on the Today show.  They were interviewing the CEO of BP commenting on the next attempt to stop the leak and that he was just as anxious as everyone else to get the leak stopped so "I can get my life back", he says.

His mess is killing all sorts of wildlife, putting all kinds of fisherman out of work, putting all kinds of families in financial turmoil and he wants to get it fixed so he can get HIS life back. 

Fucking douchebag of douchebags. 

I smell a lawsuit. You don't say shit like that.

[Kai]

I was watching an update on the story this morning on the Today show.  They were interviewing the CEO of BP commenting on the next attempt to stop the leak and that he was just as anxious as everyone else to get the leak stopped so "I can get my life back", he says.

His mess is killing all sorts of wildlife, putting all kinds of fisherman out of work, putting all kinds of families in financial turmoil and he wants to get it fixed so he can get HIS life back. 

Fucking douchebag of douchebags. 

I smell a lawsuit. You don't say shit like that.

I want his company ruined. Let him live in poverty for a while. God I fucking hate humans.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I am disgusted and outraged.
In a torches and pitchforks angry mob kinda way.

[Requia ☣]

I was watching an update on the story this morning on the Today show.  They were interviewing the CEO of BP commenting on the next attempt to stop the leak and that he was just as anxious as everyone else to get the leak stopped so "I can get my life back", he says.

His mess is killing all sorts of wildlife, putting all kinds of fisherman out of work, putting all kinds of families in financial turmoil and he wants to get it fixed so he can get HIS life back. 

Fucking douchebag of douchebags. 

I smell a lawsuit. You don't say shit like that.

I want his company ruined. Let him live in poverty for a while. God I fucking hate humans.

Even if BP is shut down over this, the execs will all get golden parachutes.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Latest news: They're going to send robots down. How long before the plan involves time travel or tiny black holes? 

[Triple Zero]

also, NINJAS.

[Iron Sulfide]

imagine the surface oil getting picked up by a hurricane and then igniting at some point.

[BadBeast]

imagine the surface oil getting picked up by a hurricane and then igniting at some point.

That would make for a Biblical firestorm. And get rid of the oil too.

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What they need to do is drop the entire city of Houston on the leak.

imagine the surface oil getting picked up by a hurricane and then igniting at some point.

As long as it primarily hit Houston that would be perfect.

[Rev. Dr. Narot]

Latest news: They're going to send robots down. How long before the plan involves time travel or tiny black holes? 

Lol, Large Hadron Collider deployment...

God this whole thing went from bad, to worse, to even worse, and there's no real end in sight. Ridiculous and dangerous bullshit that we're all going to have to pay for, it's just going to be one of those situations where we all lose. Maybe they can just use some underwater hydrogen bombs and we can have a morning of national finger crossing?

[Requia ☣]

Their trying to convince the government that the best way to fix this is... more drilling!