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The Official Unlimited Oil Spill Thread!

Started by Suu, May 30, 2010, 02:40:46 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#15
May 30, 2010, 07:54:20 PM
The gulf already reeked of rotten eggs. Now this???

Suu, tell your parents to gtfo. Their paradise is ruined.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
May 30, 2010, 08:19:26 PM
The chemical "dispersants" were so clearly a terrible idea.

This is being mismanaged so blatantly, with so many people screaming "OMG, no, stop!" that it's almost hard to believe it isn't some kind of conspiracy. But then, I guess I'd have to ask why.
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P3nT4gR4m

#17
May 30, 2010, 08:21:28 PM
The truth is much scarier than any conspiracy: Humans are in charge :horrormirth:

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#18
May 30, 2010, 08:35:10 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2010, 08:21:28 PM
The truth is much scarier than any conspiracy: Humans are in charge :horrormirth:

Baby Jesus is crying.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#19
May 30, 2010, 08:40:11 PM
BP wants to save the well
Everyone else wants them to kill it, you know, to get it to stop gushing
Nobody is doing anything to force BP to kill it immediately
I would say hilarity ensues, but it's not fucking funny.


Also, hurricane season starts this Tuesday and since el nino is out of the way it's predicted to be one of the most active seasons in quite some time. They're predicting some 26 named storms, or so? And with the conditions being the way they are, I'm kind of inclined to believe it.

Could you imagine what this would do? Keep in mind that storm surges push gulf water inland how far???

Mmmmmm, black lands.


PIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!

Adios

#20
May 30, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 30, 2010, 08:40:11 PM
BP wants to save the well
Everyone else wants them to kill it, you know, to get it to stop gushing
Nobody is doing anything to force BP to kill it immediately
I would say hilarity ensues, but it's not fucking funny.


Also, hurricane season starts this Tuesday and since el nino is out of the way it's predicted to be one of the most active seasons in quite some time. They're predicting some 26 named storms, or so? And with the conditions being the way they are, I'm kind of inclined to believe it.

Could you imagine what this would do? Keep in mind that storm surges push gulf water inland how far???

Mmmmmm, black lands.


PIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!


Why are you acting surprised?

P3nT4gR4m

#21
May 30, 2010, 08:45:48 PM
Look on the bright side - the world will run out of petrolium that little bit quicker now

You think a tweaking meth-head is fucked up just wait'll you see an entire civilisation going cold turkey!

:popcorn:


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#22
May 30, 2010, 08:47:15 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2010, 08:45:48 PM
Look on the bright side - the world will run out of petrolium that little bit quicker now

You think a tweaking meth-head is fucked up just wait'll you see an entire civilisation going cold turkey!

:popcorn:



Damn. I will have to convert my Jeep to Natural Gas.

P3nT4gR4m

#23
May 30, 2010, 08:57:39 PM
You do realise that the entire vehicle is made out of oil, right?  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#24
May 30, 2010, 09:02:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 30, 2010, 08:57:39 PM
You do realise that the entire vehicle is made out of oil, right?  :evil:

Synthetics my good man.

Hawk,
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Requia ☣

#25
May 30, 2010, 09:09:12 PM
The asphalt, the tires, the steering wheel, the break lines, everything comes from oil.  Anything made of plastic or rubber used to be oil.  We can withstand losing oil for energy, there are alternatives, maybe not cheap or easy ones, but alternatives.

But good luck driving without any rubber.
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#26
May 30, 2010, 09:12:41 PM
Asphalt??? In a Jeep???

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#27
May 30, 2010, 09:14:25 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 30, 2010, 09:12:41 PM
Asphalt??? In a Jeep???

Well, not in it, but on the roads.
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#28
May 30, 2010, 09:14:57 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 30, 2010, 09:14:25 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 30, 2010, 09:12:41 PM
Asphalt??? In a Jeep???

Well, not in it, but on the roads.

Roads??? In a Jeep???
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