Female sexual dysfunction

[Nephew Twiddleton]

@Freeky- Normally would be welcome fought off weakly but I don't think my gf would be too keen on the concept. Nevermind that you live a couple of thousand miles away (presuming that I am correct in that you live in Arizona)
@Zyzyx and BadBeast- I was born in 1981...

[BadBeast]

You look very like a young Sir Patrick Stewart there.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You look very like a young Sir Patrick Stewart there.

Patrick Stewart as Sejanus has hair still.
Granted in 10 years I will look more like Picard, but I'm not quite there yet.

[BadBeast]

He would never have made Captain with a dodgy Barnet like that anyway. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

He would never have made Captain with a dodgy Barnet like that anyway. 

Maybe not Captain, but dude that was banging the Empress, oh yes.

[BadBeast]

Yeah but even Data had a go on her, she was hardly choosy, was she?

[BadBeast]

Oh, the other Empress, not the Borg Queen?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh, the other Empress, not the Borg Queen?

Oh, yeah, I was referring to I, Claudius

[BadBeast]

I clavdivs?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I clavdivs?

Sure, if you're a Roman (or from the other thread, a Welshman)

[BadBeast]

I'm sure Welshmen only speak in Welsh, when there's an Englishman in earshot, and even then, I'm not sure it's not a made up language, it's unpronounceable, to the normal human  powers of vocalisation, and only good for rounding up the sheep, in the Valleys near Merthyr Tyddfyll, Boyo!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm sure Welshmen only speak in Welsh, when there's an Englishman in earshot, and even then, I'm not sure it's not a made up language, it's unpronounceable, to the normal human  powers of vocalisation, and only good for rounding up the sheep, in the Valleys near Merthyr Tyddfyll, Boyo!

They are really hard to understand. I passed through Swansea once, after the Welsh had a match with the Scots. And by god, I could understand the Scots much better. The waiter at the restaurant actually told me he couldn't understand me on account of my accent. I found that hysterical.

[BadBeast]

Oh, the Scots are far easier on the ear than the Welsh. And at least the Scots have a proper hard plant as a National symbol, and not a poncy yellow flower. The Scots are good neighbours. But you can tell how things are with the Welsh when you drive over the Severn Bridge. There is no charge for going into Wales, (quite frankly, no-one would pay it if there was) but there is a charge to get out again. Which people (even Welsh people) are happy to pay.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh, the Scots are far easier on the ear than the Welsh. And at least the Scots have a proper hard plant as a National symbol, and not a poncy yellow flower. The Scots are good neighbours. But you can tell how things are with the Welsh when you drive over the Severn Bridge. There is no charge for going into Wales, (quite frankly, no-one would pay it if there was) but there is a charge to get out again. Which people (even Welsh people) are happy to pay.

Aww, man, just awesome. Don't know what else to say.

[BadBeast]

But in their favour, they have the strongest magic mushrooms I have ever had the dubious pleasure of going completely off my nut on. And they are more mushrooms than blades of grass on the top of Hay Bluff, in September. And they glow in the dark, like little greeny white blobs of greeny white light, for as far as the eye can see.