The Thing That Dok Built

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You must take pictures, Freeky. It is absolutely necessary.

IMPERATIVE.

[Freeky]

You must take pictures, Freeky. It is absolutely necessary.

IMPERATIVE.

Too late, the monstrosity has been disassemled. So there

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[Remington]

 

SKETCHES, THEN
MSPAINT IT LIKE A PRO

[Freeky]

[Rumckle]

Hmm, I think the problem was that it was on fire.

[BadBeast]

I am actually quite glad there were no pictures. They wouldn't do justice to the footage indelibly seared into my cerebral cortex by my imagination, and just might cause a paradox that would result in another horribly messy embolism.

[Freeky]

Hmm, I think the problem was that it was on fire.

It's not on fire!

[Richter]

This is the sort of picture that third graders make up uses for.  Like an inkblot for mad science.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You must take pictures, Freeky. It is absolutely necessary.

IMPERATIVE.

Too late, the monstrosity has been disassemled. So there

Too bad. It could have been modified into a dildo cannon, which would have been pretty funny too.

[Freeky]

This is the sort of picture that third graders make up uses for.  Like an inkblot for mad science.

Nobody SAID they wanted to be able to discern what was what. Do you know how hard it is to draw with a touchpad instead of a mouse?

That black stuff was motorized parts, the table lookind bit was a folding table, the brown upright thingies were some wood bits holding the motorized parts, and I assume you can figure out what the pink was.

[Richter]

Obviously it was the ID (Insertable device) of the assembly.

I know Dok was arranging some sort of spring contraption, but I envision somehtign ver difference from your drawing.

I see a gymnast's vaulting horse, hollowed and re-cored with a stator coil.  The black thing on the brown upright is obviously then another, opposing stator on a guidepost, to which the ID is mounted.  When activated, these two coild could rhythmically repel and attract to provide the necessary oscilating vertical motion. Careful calibration would make this a gentle force with variable speed.  The downside is a power surge might, well, fuck the user through the roof.

[Freeky]

Obviously it was the ID (Insertable device) of the assembly.

I know Dok was arranging some sort of spring contraption, but I envision somehtign ver difference from your drawing.

I see a gymnast's vaulting horse, hollowed and re-cored with a stator coil.  The black thing on the brown upright is obviously then another, opposing stator on a guidepost, to which the ID is mounted.  When activated, these two coild could rhythmically repel and attract to provide the necessary oscilating vertical motion. Careful calibration would make this a gentle force with variable speed.  The downside is a power surge might, well, fuck the user through the roof.

It was the window in this case.

[Doktor Howl]

Obviously it was the ID (Insertable device) of the assembly.

I know Dok was arranging some sort of spring contraption, but I envision somehtign ver difference from your drawing.

I see a gymnast's vaulting horse, hollowed and re-cored with a stator coil.  The black thing on the brown upright is obviously then another, opposing stator on a guidepost, to which the ID is mounted.  When activated, these two coild could rhythmically repel and attract to provide the necessary oscilating vertical motion. Careful calibration would make this a gentle force with variable speed.  The downside is a power surge might, well, fuck the user through the roof.

My design was more of a combination of a gynocologist's table with a reciprocating piston.

And a safety belt.  You have to keep safety in mind with this sort of thing.

[Richter]

Good call.  Someone could fall off and hurt themselves.