The Thing That Dok Built

[BadBeast]

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I feel like someone shat in my skull.
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After reading that, so did I, 

[Richter]

In GURPS terms, this is true Science!  (not to be confused with Science.)

..and yeah, rapid improvisation, mental CAD studio / prototyping work is a hallmark of IRL Science!

Science! sounds like an awesome thing to behold. To bad I don't know any Scientists! IRL. Scientists, yes, but not Scientists!

Show up Friday in Boston and meet 2+ then!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

In GURPS terms, this is true Science!  (not to be confused with Science.)

..and yeah, rapid improvisation, mental CAD studio / prototyping work is a hallmark of IRL Science!

Science! sounds like an awesome thing to behold. To bad I don't know any Scientists! IRL. Scientists, yes, but not Scientists!

Show up Friday in Boston and meet 2+ then!

Will do!

[BadBeast]

I can has a science!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK2bpjWT_lM

[Jasper]

This is possibly the best thing that has ever happened.

[Telarus]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Holy shit!  I wish I'd been there!

[Freeky]

I wish I'd been somewhere else.

Seriously, how did I get roped into being the new Nurse? Wherever Nivek is, she needs to get back on her job. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wish I'd been somewhere else.

Seriously, how did I get roped into being the new Nurse? Wherever Nivek is, she needs to get back on her job. 

Everything is an adventure! Someday you will learn about the Wall, and the joys of Taking It There.

[Freeky]

Thanks to Idem, I have the beginning of this "adventure."

[23:28] <Dok> NARF, yeah.  5 letters a week, minimum.  I should hit everyone in about 3 months.
[23:28] <Dok> Best writing exercise yet.
[23:28] <+Cainad> That is quite a project
[23:28] <Dok> Each letter will be unique.
[23:28] <Idem> that's some goddamn customer service right there
[23:28] <+Cainad> actually, yes, that would be a great writing exercise...
[23:29] * +Cainad ponders
[23:29] <Dok> Some letters will be accompanied by odd, mostly legal items, as I see fit.
[23:29] <Dok> I have a shrunken head, for example, but I don't know if it's legal to mail people bits.
[23:29] <Idem> when'd you get a shrunken head
[23:30] <Dok> 1987.
[23:30] <Dok> Just found it in a box of my old army stuff.
[23:30] <Dok> I shall write Fred next.
[23:30] <Idem> have you asked the post office if you can mail a shrunken head
[23:31] <Dok> brb, cactus.
[23:31] <Dok> No.
[23:31] <Idem> I'm gonna
[23:31] <Dok> gonna what
[23:32] <Dok> hold up, gotta puke this shit up
[23:32] <Idem> ask my local post office
[23:36] <+Cainad> my ability to taste capsaicin is so burnt out by my abuse of my taste buds that I barely even taste the chili in this Lindt chili chocolate bar
[23:36] <Dok> FRED
[23:36] <Dok> FRED
[23:36] <Dok> FRED
[23:36] <Dok> FRED
[23:36] <Dok> My bones are all melty.
[23:36] <+Cainad> it's still delicious, but if I didn't know what it was I might think it was regular chocolate
[23:36] <Dok> what the fuck is capsaicin
[23:37] <Dok> ...
[23:37] <+Cainad> the stuff what makes chilis spicy
[23:37] <Dok> oh
[23:38] <Dok> I think it's time for another 2 month cactus bender.
[23:38] <Dok> This shit is all over me.
[23:38] <Idem> holy shit the ceiling is peanuts
[23:38] <Dok> Hey Cainad, you are going to hang with us next week, right?
[23:38] <+Cainad> I have been in college 2 years now and have yet to try anything stronger than weed or alcohol
[23:38] <+Cainad> yes
[23:38] <Dok> Idem, don't fuck with a man of science.
[23:38] <Dok> Good.
[23:38] <+Cainad> I am going to try my damndest
[23:39] <Dok> On both counts.
[23:39] <Dok> Strong drugs should be left to medical professionals, such as myself.
[23:39] <Idem> THEY'RE STARTING TO FALLLL
[23:40] <+Cainad> I'm going to a Jethro Tull concert in New Jersey that Sunday, so it's gonna be quite a weekend
[23:40] <Idem> oh and i've only done weed and salvia
[23:40] <Dok> I don't know who you trip with, Idem, but that's nada.  I currently have little worms poking out of orifices like evil little pinatas.
[23:40] <Dok> Salvia.  Weaksauce.
[23:40] <+Cainad> ah yes that's right, I did do salvia once
[23:41] <+Cainad> must've been a weak extract, or else it just doesn't affect me much
[23:41] <Dok> brb
[23:41] <Idem> yes it's not that good
[23:41] <Dok> have to write this letter before my keyboard gets all gooey.
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[23:58] <+vexati0n> i thought you gave up on cactus.
[00:01] <Dok> Done
[00:01] <Dok> What?
[00:01] <Dok> No, I am using this medicinally.
[00:01] <Dok> To deal with the horrible brain damage.
[00:01] <Dok> Seriously, that MRI was ugly.
[00:02] <Dok> Also, it keeps the neighbors in their place, and saves on having to toss dead javelinas over the fence.
[00:02] <+Cainad> it sounded bad. Meningitis?
[00:02] <Dok> No, actually.  Wasn't malaria, either.  They still aren't sure what it was, but it left my reticular formation looking like a WWI battlefield.
[00:03] <Dok> Hmm.
[00:03] <Idem> the damage stopped though?
[00:03] <Dok> Yeah
[00:03] <Idem> weird
[00:03] <Dok> But the doc was like "we're not sure why you aren't dead".
[00:03] * @Fred (Fred@hide-FB6EFF98.columbus.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Fred)
[00:03] <+Cainad> dayum
[00:03] <Dok> Not so weird.  Glorious antivirals.
[00:03] <Idem> jesus
[00:04] <Dok> I AM FUCKING IMMORTAL
[00:04] <Dok> I CANNOT BE KILLED.
[00:04] <Dok> I AM MIGHTY
[00:04] <MistressFreeky> What's goinng on?
[00:04] <MistressFreeky> Oh.
[00:04] <Idem> dok's supposed to be daed
[00:04] <+Cainad> If, theoretically, you were to become dead, would you donate your brain to science?
[00:04] <MistressFreeky> Yes, I know.
[00:04] <Dok> She knows, she's fucking 5 feet from me.
[00:05] <Dok> Well, she's not fucking, to be precise.
[00:05] <+Cainad> 'Cause that shit sounds fascinating as hell from a medical perspective
[00:05] <MistressFreeky> :C
[00:05] <Dok> Not when it's in your neck.
[00:05] <Dok> NO NOOKIE FOR FREEKY, CAUSE SHE'S A BAD NURSE.
[00:05] <+Cainad> well, no. That's not the medical perspective, though.
[00:05] <MistressFreeky> How am I a bad nurse?!
[00:05] <Dok> We have to go.  The neighbors need need punishing, nurse.
[00:05] <MistressFreeky> I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING!
[00:06] <Dok> YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
[00:06] <Dok> THEY'VE CUT OFF MY SUPPLY OF CRITTERS
[00:06] <MistressFreeky> BECAUSE I DONT APPROVE OF WHAT YOURE DOING TO THEM
[00:06] <Idem> HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT WHAT YOU ENJOY IS HORRIBLE
[00:06] <Dok> IT'S FOR GODDAMN SCIENCE
[00:07] <MistressFreeky> I DIDNT VOLUNTEER FOR THIS
[00:07] <Dok> What is this "volunteer" shit?
[00:07] <Dok> I know not of what you speak.
[00:07] <MistressFreeky> It means how did I get roped into this?
[00:07] <Dok> BECAUSE NURSE MAYHEM QUIT.
[00:07] <Dok> SHE WUSSED OUT
[00:08] <Dok> THIS IS SCIENCE, GODDAMMIT
[00:08] <MistressFreeky> Take it up with her, I'm a nice person and can't
deal with it!
[00:08] <+Cainad> Science demands kittens and tamarind monkeys
[00:08] <MistressFreeky> SCIENCE BE DAMNED
[00:08] <Dok> ...
[00:08] <+Cainad> *gasp*
[00:08] <Dok> WHY DON'T YOU JUST...GO TO SLEEP.
[00:08] <Dok> brb
[00:09] <MistressFreeky> BECAUSE
[00:09] <MistressFreeky> ok
[00:09] <Dok> I need t fix things up for Freeky's stay
[00:09] <MistressFreeky> Hey wait.
[00:09] <MistressFreeky> Why is he getting out power tools?
[00:10] <+Cainad> gotta build a loft, doesn't he?
[00:10] <MistressFreeky> And now he's going back into the garage...
[00:10] <Idem> http://www.cracked.com/article_18548_the-6-most-impressive-cases-identity-theft-ever-pulled-off.html
[00:10] <MistressFreeky> And pushing something on wheels and under a tarp up the stairs?!
[00:10] <Idem> "So, to recap, both NASA and the Navy--staffed by folks highly trained in keeping secrets and checking backgrounds--were fooled into giving tours of top-secret facilities and discussing very sensitive information with a guy who, when busted, insisted Bill Clinton was his lawyer."
[00:11] <MistressFreeky> I told him I dont think it's going to make the turn.
[00:11] <MistressFreeky> At the top of the stairs, Imean.
[00:11] <MistressFreeky> He laughed at me.
[00:11] <MistressFreeky> I think I heard this horrible whirring noise when it passed by me.
[00:12] <MistressFreeky> Like this horribly efficient metallic mechanical /whirring/.
[00:12] <+Cainad> ahahaahaaha
[00:13] <+Cainad> the Doktor is a good man, a man devoted to his work.
[00:13] <MistressFreeky> I bet you think this is a joke.
[00:13] <+Cainad> that work being, of course, /science/
[00:13] <MistressFreeky> Not. Kidding.
[00:13] <+Cainad> no, I believe every word you say
[00:13] <+Cainad> that's what makes it all the more hilarious
[00:14] <MistressFreeky> He really oughtn't be using those tools on peyote...
[00:14] <MistressFreeky> Now he's gone into the kitchen and is rummaging in the fridge.
[00:15] <MistressFreeky> Holy shit, where did he get that much MAYONNAISE?
[00:15] <MistressFreeky> It's literally a 5 gallon bucket!
[00:15] <MistressFreeky> And he's going upstairs with it.
[00:15] <+Cainad> AHAHAHAAAHA
[00:15] <+Cainad> oh man
[00:15] <MistressFreeky> Guys, I'm scared.
[00:15] <+Cainad> stay with us here
[00:16] <MistressFreeky> There's some sort of...
[00:16] <MistressFreeky> Creaking noise...
[00:16] <MistressFreeky> Not as though from straining floorboards, it's really hard to describe.
[00:16] <MistressFreeky> But it's really loud.
[00:17] <MistressFreeky> ._.
[00:17] <MistressFreeky> That whirring is getting louder, too.
[00:17] <MistressFreeky> More towards a grinding noise.
[00:18] <MistressFreeky> He's laughing /that laugh/.
[00:18] <MistressFreeky> Guys seriously, I need help!
[00:19] <MistressFreeky>  Oh god!
[00:19] <+Cainad> what?
[00:20] <MistressFreeky> You, you know that sound that happens when the air starts smelling yellow?
[00:20] <Kai1> hi
[00:20] <MistressFreeky> OH GAWD.
[00:20] <Kai1> what the hell is going on?
[00:20] <MistressFreeky> KAI HELP
[00:20] <Kai1> smelling yellow?
[00:20] <MistressFreeky> DOK IS DOING SCIENCE
[00:20] <Kai1> Have you been GRABBING PILLS again?
[00:20] <MistressFreeky> AND THE SCIENCE IS WHERE IM GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT
[00:20] <Idem> grabbin' peels
[00:21] <MistressFreeky> OH GOD
[00:21] <Kai1> Also, I am totally hyped on coffee
[00:21] <Kai1> I have to catch a ride in 2 1/2 hours to the airport
[00:21] <Kai1> so I can fly out to Santa Fe
[00:21] <Idem> cool
[00:21] <Kai1> and I decided I'm not sleeping
[00:22] <Kai1> so I've been sitting in wafflehouse drinking coffee and reading EO Wilson
[00:22] <Kai1> musing about the nature of mind, consciousness, intelligence, science and the humanities, etc
[00:23] <Kai1> also, burj khalifa is fucking huge
[00:23] <MistressFreeky> And, and, and now he's got, oh god.
[00:23] <MistressFreeky> It's a tube of some sort.
[00:23] <MistressFreeky> I recofgnize that tube.
[00:23] <MistressFreeky> It's the puppy cannon!
[00:24] <Kai1> lol
[00:24] <Kai1> WTF?
[00:24] <MistressFreeky> WHAT THE FUCK IS A PUPPY CANNON DOING IN AN AREA WHERE IM GONNA SLEEP?
[00:24] <Kai1> my eyes are bugging out
[00:24] <Kai1> I had 6 cups of coffee
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[00:25] * MistressFreeky is freaking out

[Juana]

 

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I am very very very disappointed that there are no pictures

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  I want to visit Tucson, seriously.

Mr. Language is visiting his family in August (WHO GOES TO FUCKING ARIZONA IN AUGUST???) and I'm kinda hoping I'll get invited along. If so, holy shit, I think an evening of SHEER EXCESS AND MAYHEM is in order!

[LMNO]

I want to know:

1) How Dok can type coherently, even fucked up on cactus?

2) How can he even manage to stay in front of the keyboard?

[Remington]

You must take pictures, Freeky. It is absolutely necessary.