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Started by Doktor Howl, June 07, 2010, 06:40:50 PM

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Okay, I mailed the response letter along with a package. :)

It's probably less interesting than what all these creative people have sent, though.

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Letter received, accumulating materials (including a prototype) to respond with.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 15, 2010, 03:25:07 AM
Letter received, accumulating materials (including a prototype) to respond with.

Hope that means you're sending me a death ray.
Molon Lube

Chairman Risus

What's the expected delivery date for your most recent batch, Howl?
I'm rife with anticipation.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Risus on July 15, 2010, 04:41:45 AM
What's the expected delivery date for your most recent batch, Howl?
I'm rife with anticipation.

Sent out yesterday, call it Monday most likely, though Saturday is a possibility.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 09:32:08 PM
Am I not on the list or does the randomizer hate me?  :?

The list has been amended, and I'm doing two more:

Suu
Iason
Khara
Stella
Michal
EoC
Telarus

I'll have one more batch after that, and a week after I mail that batch, I'll be posting the works.  Call it August 7th, as I have some travel at the beginning of the month.
Molon Lube

Chairman Risus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:35:02 PM
Quote from: Risus on July 15, 2010, 04:41:45 AM
What's the expected delivery date for your most recent batch, Howl?
I'm rife with anticipation.

Sent out yesterday, call it Monday most likely, though Saturday is a possibility.

Scratch that. Just checked the mail and it's here. Working on a response.

BabylonHoruv

Am I on the mailing list?  I can't promise something in return, but it is definitely possible, and I would go so far as to say likely.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Remington

Can has pictures of package contents?
Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
Am I on the mailing list?  I can't promise something in return, but it is definitely possible, and I would go so far as to say likely.

You're on the list, but haven't come up yet.  I think there's only one more mailing after the next one, so you'd be on it.  No response is required, a return horrible letter is desireable, though.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Remington on July 16, 2010, 09:31:27 PM
Can has pictures of package contents?

Oh, fuck yes.  But probably not til tomorrow afternoon, as I am to be kidnapped tonight by horribly violent Tucson ladies.
Molon Lube

Pope Pixie Pickle

ROGER BE WARNED! I HAVE PAPER AND ENVELOPES!


BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
Am I on the mailing list?  I can't promise something in return, but it is definitely possible, and I would go so far as to say likely.

You're on the list, but haven't come up yet.  I think there's only one more mailing after the next one, so you'd be on it.  No response is required, a return horrible letter is desireable, though.

K, I was just checking cause I was afraid of being left out of the disturbingness.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on July 16, 2010, 09:46:06 PM
ROGER BE WARNED! I HAVE PAPER AND ENVELOPES!



BRING IT, WOMAN!  I DO NOT FEAR YOUR VICIOUS ATTACK OVARIES!
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:walken:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 16, 2010, 09:28:44 PM
Am I on the mailing list?  I can't promise something in return, but it is definitely possible, and I would go so far as to say likely.

You're on the list, but haven't come up yet.  I think there's only one more mailing after the next one, so you'd be on it.  No response is required, a return horrible letter is desireable, though.

K, I was just checking cause I was afraid of being left out of the disturbingness.

Nope, you're on it.  I'm going to scrub the list tomorrow, and see precisely how many I have left to go.
Molon Lube