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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #270 on: April 06, 2011, 08:16:44 am »
Especially both.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #271 on: April 06, 2011, 08:19:45 am »
Those ones are THE BEST. 

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #272 on: April 06, 2011, 10:43:30 am »
Unholy mother of FUCK, I can't BREATHE...   :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #273 on: April 06, 2011, 12:45:13 pm »
Oh, I am SO tempted...I just don't want the pain..........
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #274 on: April 06, 2011, 01:13:29 pm »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit

I tried this earlier in the thread. Cram disqualified grapefruits.

But I may eat one on Friday just to spite you all and show how hardcore I am, even though it won't count towards my score.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #275 on: April 06, 2011, 01:14:19 pm »
Friday, Friday, gonna eat oranges on Friday!
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It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #276 on: April 06, 2011, 01:33:07 pm »
Everybody's nostalgic about last year, last year
Friday, Friday
Getting sick on Friday
Everybody's getting intestinal problems
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #277 on: April 06, 2011, 01:59:50 pm »
ORANGES, ORANGES, YEAH!
ORANGES, ORANGES, YEAH!



...AND PROLAPSE COMES AFTERWARDS.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #278 on: April 06, 2011, 04:23:54 pm »
My doctor friend says "This seems like a bad idea".

I see that as MEDICAL ENDORSEMENT!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #279 on: April 06, 2011, 08:04:12 pm »
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #280 on: April 06, 2011, 08:20:15 pm »
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #281 on: April 06, 2011, 09:31:34 pm »
'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #282 on: April 06, 2011, 09:42:12 pm »
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!

Yeah. Wasn't fun.

BUT IT WAS AWESOME.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #283 on: April 06, 2011, 10:07:08 pm »
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!

Yeah. Wasn't fun.

BUT IT WAS AWESOME.

YES!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #284 on: April 06, 2011, 10:10:40 pm »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I like my Valencias dammit.

1.5 Valencias to equal 1 navel?  Or maybe we should just do this by weight.
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