FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[Don Coyote]

I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

If it is your fate, you will not be able to resist The Call.

I was shown mercy by the gods and did not have to participate during the first trial.

But now the time has come for Nigel to defend her crown.



Also: READ FREAD, YOU SPAG!

[Freeky]

I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS, YOU NEED TO READ THIS FUCKING THREAD

[Don Coyote]

I read it a few months ago. It terrified me.

[Jasper]

I WILL GIVE MYSELF A FUCKING RUPTURE.  DON'T YOU THINK I WON'T.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

[E.O.T.]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit

[Freeky]

Fuck no, grapefruit are narsty.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.

[E.O.T.]

I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.

MONKEYS

          would stick them up their ass.

[Freeky]

Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ

YESSSSSSSSSS

[Freeky]

Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ

YESSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YEAH YEARLY SHIT

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like Discordian traditions, even though most of them are dangerous or unhealthy.

[Freeky]

Or both.