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Don Coyote

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #255 on: April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 am »
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 am
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 am
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #256 on: April 06, 2011, 05:53:18 am »
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 am
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 am
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 am
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

If it is your fate, you will not be able to resist The Call.

I was shown mercy by the gods and did not have to participate during the first trial.

But now the time has come for Nigel to defend her crown.



Also: READ FREAD, YOU SPAG!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #257 on: April 06, 2011, 06:46:30 am »
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 am
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 am
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 am
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.


HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS, YOU NEED TO READ THIS FUCKING THREAD
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #258 on: April 06, 2011, 06:49:11 am »
I read it a few months ago. It terrified me.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #259 on: April 06, 2011, 06:52:48 am »
I WILL GIVE MYSELF A FUCKING RUPTURE.  DON'T YOU THINK I WON'T.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #260 on: April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 am »
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 am
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 am
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #261 on: April 06, 2011, 07:49:51 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 am
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 am
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 am
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #262 on: April 06, 2011, 07:51:01 am »
Fuck no, grapefruit are narsty.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #263 on: April 06, 2011, 07:56:19 am »
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #264 on: April 06, 2011, 07:57:22 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:56:19 am
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.

MONKEYS

          would stick them up their ass.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #265 on: April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 am »
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #266 on: April 06, 2011, 07:59:33 am »
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 am
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #267 on: April 06, 2011, 08:03:32 am »
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:59:33 am
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 am
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YEAH YEARLY SHIT
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #268 on: April 06, 2011, 08:10:17 am »
I like Discordian traditions, even though most of them are dangerous or unhealthy. :)
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #269 on: April 06, 2011, 08:11:33 am »
Or both.  :lol:
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