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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #255 on: April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 am »
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #256 on: April 06, 2011, 05:53:18 am »
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

If it is your fate, you will not be able to resist The Call.

I was shown mercy by the gods and did not have to participate during the first trial.

But now the time has come for Nigel to defend her crown.



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« Reply #257 on: April 06, 2011, 06:46:30 am »
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.


HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS, YOU NEED TO READ THIS FUCKING THREAD
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #258 on: April 06, 2011, 06:49:11 am »
I read it a few months ago. It terrified me.
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #259 on: April 06, 2011, 06:52:48 am »
I WILL GIVE MYSELF A FUCKING RUPTURE.  DON'T YOU THINK I WON'T.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #260 on: April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #261 on: April 06, 2011, 07:49:51 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #262 on: April 06, 2011, 07:51:01 am »
Fuck no, grapefruit are narsty.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #263 on: April 06, 2011, 07:56:19 am »
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #264 on: April 06, 2011, 07:57:22 am »
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.

MONKEYS

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #265 on: April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 am »
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ

If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #266 on: April 06, 2011, 07:59:33 am »
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #267 on: April 06, 2011, 08:03:32 am »
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YEAH YEARLY SHIT
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #268 on: April 06, 2011, 08:10:17 am »
I like Discordian traditions, even though most of them are dangerous or unhealthy. :)
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #269 on: April 06, 2011, 08:11:33 am »
Or both.  :lol:
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in