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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #210 on: June 26, 2010, 07:49:23 pm »
my poops are just now starting to return to a normal color

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« Reply #211 on: June 26, 2010, 08:34:29 pm »
I don't know about Cram, but I'm STILL not pooping normally.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #212 on: June 27, 2010, 02:22:15 pm »
the effects of the oranges have worn off but I just drank 100 beers last night, so I've been expelling concentrated evil this morning


On days like this, I do more evil before 10 AM than most people do all week

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #213 on: June 28, 2010, 07:11:07 pm »
the effects of the oranges have worn off but I just drank 100 beers last night, so I've been expelling concentrated evil this morning


On days like this, I do more evil before 10 AM than most people do all week

You do more evil in any given 10 minutes than most people do all week, if by "evil" you mean "WTF".
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #214 on: June 28, 2010, 07:35:11 pm »
the effects of the oranges have worn off but I just drank 100 beers last night, so I've been expelling concentrated evil this morning


On days like this, I do more evil before 10 AM than most people do all week

Well I drank 110 beers last night, and I'm only exuding 'Playful belligerence' so   :jebus:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #215 on: June 28, 2010, 08:20:29 pm »
Last time I drank 100 beers I destroyed a bathroom, spent 5 hours as a disciple of Khorne, and then started running a confessional booth.

People still talk about it, and I'm required to attend again next year.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #216 on: June 29, 2010, 12:39:27 am »
I wish I could be evil/awesome/wtf when under the influence/side effects of substances. To my knowledge it's only happened once, and I don't remember much of it. Apparently I ended up in a tree and lost at least 20 minutes of memory. Most of the time I just get really subdued, though.

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« Reply #217 on: June 29, 2010, 01:09:18 am »
I wish I could be evil/awesome/wtf when under the influence/side effects of substances. To my knowledge it's only happened once, and I don't remember much of it. Apparently I ended up in a tree and lost at least 20 minutes of memory. Most of the time I just get really subdued, though.
20 minutes is plenty long enough to get a good dose of Evil up and running. The memory loss is probably a protection thing, so you're not crippled with useless guilt.  At what you might have done. Or didn't do.  :D
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #218 on: June 29, 2010, 01:14:50 am »
Apparently everyone's first impression of me was "woah, this kid's crazy!"

I then proceeded to spend the rest of my college career so far avoiding most parties and being a nerd. Haw haw, fooled them! Suckers.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #219 on: June 29, 2010, 06:40:16 pm »
I wish I could be evil/awesome/wtf when under the influence/side effects of substances. To my knowledge it's only happened once, and I don't remember much of it. Apparently I ended up in a tree and lost at least 20 minutes of memory. Most of the time I just get really subdued, though.

Was that the time you had a LOT of caffeine?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #220 on: June 29, 2010, 10:45:31 pm »
I wish I could be evil/awesome/wtf when under the influence/side effects of substances. To my knowledge it's only happened once, and I don't remember much of it. Apparently I ended up in a tree and lost at least 20 minutes of memory. Most of the time I just get really subdued, though.

Was that the time you had a LOT of caffeine?

No, this was my first experience with significant amounts of alcohol and pot (at the same time!).

The time I thought I had a shit ton of caffeine was probably the most evil/greatest hour of my life so far (and I actually remember climbing up the tree that time). It was the mother of all placebos. Having lots of real caffeine has never had that kind of effect on me (although to be fair, I don't think I've ever consumed more than the equivalent of 3 shots of espresso in an hour).

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #221 on: August 05, 2010, 10:57:18 pm »
BUMP.

Those who took part, have you had many oranges since?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #222 on: August 05, 2010, 11:11:33 pm »
I haven't touched one since. Only a couple of orange juice mixers, with vodka. Semi fermented pulpy orange shit is unpleasant enough for my sphincter to itch still, at the thought of an orange. *Shifts uncomfortably* See?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #223 on: August 05, 2010, 11:41:54 pm »
YESTERDAY: I CRAPPED MY PANCE FOR SCIENCE
TODAY: I AM BEGINNING MY NEW "NO ORANGE" DIET

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #224 on: August 05, 2010, 11:58:57 pm »
BUMP.

Those who took part, have you had many oranges since?

Not oranges (which I normally don't eat) but I have had orange juice, and lots of it.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”