FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[President Television]

my poops are just now starting to return to a normal color

still not "normal" yet

What about now? I MUST KNOW

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know about Cram, but I'm STILL not pooping normally.

[Cramulus]

the effects of the oranges have worn off but I just drank 100 beers last night, so I've been expelling concentrated evil this morning


On days like this, I do more evil before 10 AM than most people do all week

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

the effects of the oranges have worn off but I just drank 100 beers last night, so I've been expelling concentrated evil this morning


On days like this, I do more evil before 10 AM than most people do all week

You do more evil in any given 10 minutes than most people do all week, if by "evil" you mean "WTF".

[BadBeast]

the effects of the oranges have worn off but I just drank 100 beers last night, so I've been expelling concentrated evil this morning


On days like this, I do more evil before 10 AM than most people do all week

Well I drank 110 beers last night, and I'm only exuding 'Playful belligerence' so  

[Richter]

Last time I drank 100 beers I destroyed a bathroom, spent 5 hours as a disciple of Khorne, and then started running a confessional booth.

People still talk about it, and I'm required to attend again next year.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I wish I could be evil/awesome/wtf when under the influence/side effects of substances. To my knowledge it's only happened once, and I don't remember much of it. Apparently I ended up in a tree and lost at least 20 minutes of memory. Most of the time I just get really subdued, though.

[BadBeast]

I wish I could be evil/awesome/wtf when under the influence/side effects of substances. To my knowledge it's only happened once, and I don't remember much of it. Apparently I ended up in a tree and lost at least 20 minutes of memory. Most of the time I just get really subdued, though.

20 minutes is plenty long enough to get a good dose of Evil up and running. The memory loss is probably a protection thing, so you're not crippled with useless guilt.  At what you might have done. Or didn't do. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Apparently everyone's first impression of me was "woah, this kid's crazy!"

I then proceeded to spend the rest of my college career so far avoiding most parties and being a nerd. Haw haw, fooled them! Suckers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wish I could be evil/awesome/wtf when under the influence/side effects of substances. To my knowledge it's only happened once, and I don't remember much of it. Apparently I ended up in a tree and lost at least 20 minutes of memory. Most of the time I just get really subdued, though.

Was that the time you had a LOT of caffeine?

[Cainad (dec.)]

I wish I could be evil/awesome/wtf when under the influence/side effects of substances. To my knowledge it's only happened once, and I don't remember much of it. Apparently I ended up in a tree and lost at least 20 minutes of memory. Most of the time I just get really subdued, though.

Was that the time you had a LOT of caffeine?

No, this was my first experience with significant amounts of alcohol and pot (at the same time!).

The time I thought I had a shit ton of caffeine was probably the most evil/greatest hour of my life so far (and I actually remember climbing up the tree that time). It was the mother of all placebos. Having lots of real caffeine has never had that kind of effect on me (although to be fair, I don't think I've ever consumed more than the equivalent of 3 shots of espresso in an hour).

[Pæs]

BUMP.

Those who took part, have you had many oranges since?

[BadBeast]

I haven't touched one since. Only a couple of orange juice mixers, with vodka. Semi fermented pulpy orange shit is unpleasant enough for my sphincter to itch still, at the thought of an orange. *Shifts uncomfortably* See?

[Cramulus]

YESTERDAY: I CRAPPED MY PANCE FOR SCIENCE
TODAY: I AM BEGINNING MY NEW "NO ORANGE" DIET

died = upheld



edit: *diet

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BUMP.

Those who took part, have you had many oranges since?

Not oranges (which I normally don't eat) but I have had orange juice, and lots of it.