FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[President Television]

I failed miserably at my first attempt, but soon I'll get a job and acquire me some oranges(I ate the only one left in the fridge), and when that happens I'm challenging all my friends.

Thanks, PD!

A high fortitude roll won't save them this time!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

[Doktor Howl]

Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

Well, it's either that or olympic wango tango.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

[President Television]

Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.

[Freeky]

Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

Well, it's either that or olympic wango tango.

Both of these should be PD's unofficial sport. Or even official.

[LMNO]

Only if I get to play a Vuvuzela.

[Cramulus]

Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.

yeah!

When I started this, here was the sequence of events:

1. Realization that I had eaten nothing but pizza for 2 days, and fast food for 2 days before that.
2. Roommate says, "You want to eat oranges until we puke?"
3. Laughing until I couldn't breathe

People kept asking me, WHY? And I had no fucking idea why I was doing it, just that it was something that nobody just does unless it's for a joke or a project or something. But there's always a good reason and I didn't have one. If there is a such thing as Free Will, I think this is how you demonstrate it.

[Freeky]

Free Will; Because I fucking can!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.

yeah!

When I started this, here was the sequence of events:

1. Realization that I had eaten nothing but pizza for 2 days, and fast food for 2 days before that.
2. Roommate says, "You want to eat oranges until we puke?"
3. Laughing until I couldn't breathe

People kept asking me, WHY? And I had no fucking idea why I was doing it, just that it was something that nobody just does unless it's for a joke or a project or something. But there's always a good reason and I didn't have one. If there is a such thing as Free Will, I think this is how you demonstrate it.

That was what I loved about it too! Also the absurdly small number of oranges it is possible to eat.

As I ate my 12th orange, FBF was all "YOU ARE A WINNER" and we both laughed.

I admit, my laughter was a little weak for fear of puking.

I still feel like I have oranges in me.

[Doktor Howl]

Somewhere inside of Nigel, there are alarm klaxons going off...But the maintenance crew is all smoking shit behind her pancreas, and the flooding continues unnoticed.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.

[Doktor Howl]

Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.

Only if done in a timely fashion.  Otherwise, well, the only remedy is the "pink glove".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.

Only if done in a timely fashion.  Otherwise, well, the only remedy is the "pink glove".

:1fap:

[Cramulus]

my poops are just now starting to return to a normal color

still not "normal" yet