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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #195 on: June 25, 2010, 01:34:54 am »
I failed miserably at my first attempt, but soon I'll get a job and acquire me some oranges(I ate the only one left in the fridge), and when that happens I'm challenging all my friends.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #196 on: June 25, 2010, 02:17:58 am »
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #197 on: June 25, 2010, 02:18:33 am »
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

Well, it's either that or olympic wango tango.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #198 on: June 25, 2010, 02:19:48 am »
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.
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« Reply #199 on: June 25, 2010, 02:23:04 am »
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #200 on: June 25, 2010, 02:34:05 am »
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

Well, it's either that or olympic wango tango.

Both of these should be PD's unofficial sport. Or even official.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #201 on: June 25, 2010, 01:40:50 pm »
Only if I get to play a Vuvuzela.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #202 on: June 25, 2010, 02:20:22 pm »
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.

yeah!

When I started this, here was the sequence of events:

1. Realization that I had eaten nothing but pizza for 2 days, and fast food for 2 days before that.
2. Roommate says, "You want to eat oranges until we puke?"
3. Laughing until I couldn't breathe

People kept asking me, WHY? And I had no fucking idea why I was doing it, just that it was something that nobody just does unless it's for a joke or a project or something. But there's always a good reason and I didn't have one. If there is a such thing as Free Will, I think this is how you demonstrate it.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #203 on: June 25, 2010, 03:29:02 pm »
Free Will; Because I fucking can! :D
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #204 on: June 25, 2010, 05:16:50 pm »
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.

yeah!

When I started this, here was the sequence of events:

1. Realization that I had eaten nothing but pizza for 2 days, and fast food for 2 days before that.
2. Roommate says, "You want to eat oranges until we puke?"
3. Laughing until I couldn't breathe

People kept asking me, WHY? And I had no fucking idea why I was doing it, just that it was something that nobody just does unless it's for a joke or a project or something. But there's always a good reason and I didn't have one. If there is a such thing as Free Will, I think this is how you demonstrate it.

That was what I loved about it too! Also the absurdly small number of oranges it is possible to eat.

As I ate my 12th orange, FBF was all "YOU ARE A WINNER" and we both laughed.

I admit, my laughter was a little weak for fear of puking.

I still feel like I have oranges in me.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #205 on: June 25, 2010, 05:19:46 pm »
Somewhere inside of Nigel, there are alarm klaxons going off...But the maintenance crew is all smoking shit behind her pancreas, and the flooding continues unnoticed.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #206 on: June 25, 2010, 05:40:05 pm »
Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #207 on: June 25, 2010, 05:49:26 pm »
Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.

Only if done in a timely fashion.  Otherwise, well, the only remedy is the "pink glove".
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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« Reply #208 on: June 25, 2010, 06:03:47 pm »
Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.

Only if done in a timely fashion.  Otherwise, well, the only remedy is the "pink glove".

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #209 on: June 25, 2010, 07:05:54 pm »
my poops are just now starting to return to a normal color

still not "normal" yet