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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #180 on: June 24, 2010, 03:41:41 am »
About to pass out so I'm going to eat one then go to town on the rest in the morning.

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It doesn't count if you eat them over the span of DAYS. Not even two days. It has to be done in ONE DAY. Otherwise, I could eat another six this evening and then insist that the total to beat is eighteen.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #181 on: June 24, 2010, 03:45:21 am »
Nigel's right.

Plus you still have 3 beers left.

You must finish ALL of it.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #182 on: June 24, 2010, 03:45:45 am »
Yeah, you remain undefeated then, Nigel. Nine is my final count before my intestinal system forms a goth band solely for the express purpose of bitching about me.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #183 on: June 24, 2010, 03:46:33 am »
This is why I have not participated in said contest.

Though, I think you beat Cram.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #184 on: June 24, 2010, 03:48:40 am »
WOOHOO! :thanks:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #185 on: June 24, 2010, 03:49:05 am »
"I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith:" Timothy 4:7

A Biblical reference to my orange-eating ventures, since I have finished a course of nine full-size Valencia oranges and washed it down with delicious weissbier.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #186 on: June 24, 2010, 03:54:10 am »
Shit, if I'd been doing Valencias I could have had 16!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #187 on: June 24, 2010, 03:59:45 am »
Forgive my impudence, Nigel-sama. I must retire and contemplate the way of the fruit, then awaken to an interesting day at work. >_>

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #188 on: June 24, 2010, 04:02:29 am »
It was a valiant attempt Zyzyx.

I recommend retrying on the weekend, and spacing them out, maybe 2 per hour. Eat a ton of cheese to balance out the fiber.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #189 on: June 24, 2010, 06:42:50 am »
It was valiant, indeed! The beer was a good idea, really.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #190 on: June 24, 2010, 12:53:51 pm »
Nine is my final count before my intestinal system forms a goth band solely for the express purpose of bitching about me.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #191 on: June 24, 2010, 05:11:13 pm »
Update, 11:09: The orange binge has proven a point - I need to lose weight, and lots of dietary fiber helps! I had four oranges, and at dinner two hours later I only ate a tiny bowl and was completely stuffed for the rest of the evening. No snacks, no further drinks, it was awesome. I needs moar fruit in my life.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #192 on: June 25, 2010, 12:38:00 am »
That was actually a surprise fact about oranges that I was unprepared for; the amount of fiber in an orange fills you the fuck up, and you don't feel like eating ANYTHING else. Especially not any more oranges.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #193 on: June 25, 2010, 12:50:16 am »
I failed miserably at my first attempt, but soon I'll get a job and acquire me some oranges(I ate the only one left in the fridge), and when that happens I'm challenging all my friends.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #194 on: June 25, 2010, 12:59:35 am »
I failed miserably at my first attempt, but soon I'll get a job and acquire me some oranges(I ate the only one left in the fridge), and when that happens I'm challenging all my friends.

Thanks, PD!

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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.