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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#180
June 24, 2010, 03:41:41 AM Last Edit: June 24, 2010, 03:44:14 AM by Nigel
Quote from: Zyzyx on June 24, 2010, 03:41:06 AM
About to pass out so I'm going to eat one then go to town on the rest in the morning.

UM

It doesn't count if you eat them over the span of DAYS. Not even two days. It has to be done in ONE DAY. Otherwise, I could eat another six this evening and then insist that the total to beat is eighteen.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#181
June 24, 2010, 03:45:21 AM
Nigel's right.

Plus you still have 3 beers left.

You must finish ALL of it.
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Zyzyx

#182
June 24, 2010, 03:45:45 AM
Yeah, you remain undefeated then, Nigel. Nine is my final count before my intestinal system forms a goth band solely for the express purpose of bitching about me.

Nigel, Remains Undefeated.

Nephew Twiddleton

#183
June 24, 2010, 03:46:33 AM
This is why I have not participated in said contest.

Though, I think you beat Cram.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#184
June 24, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
WOOHOO! :thanks:

STILL CHAMPION!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Zyzyx

#185
June 24, 2010, 03:49:05 AM
"I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith:" Timothy 4:7

A Biblical reference to my orange-eating ventures, since I have finished a course of nine full-size Valencia oranges and washed it down with delicious weissbier.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#186
June 24, 2010, 03:54:10 AM
Shit, if I'd been doing Valencias I could have had 16!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Zyzyx

#187
June 24, 2010, 03:59:45 AM
Forgive my impudence, Nigel-sama. I must retire and contemplate the way of the fruit, then awaken to an interesting day at work. >_>

Night!

Nephew Twiddleton

#188
June 24, 2010, 04:02:29 AM
It was a valiant attempt Zyzyx.

I recommend retrying on the weekend, and spacing them out, maybe 2 per hour. Eat a ton of cheese to balance out the fiber.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#189
June 24, 2010, 06:42:50 AM
It was valiant, indeed! The beer was a good idea, really.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#190
June 24, 2010, 12:53:51 PM
Quote from: Zyzyx on June 24, 2010, 03:45:45 AM
Nine is my final count before my intestinal system forms a goth band solely for the express purpose of bitching about me.

:potd:

Zyzyx

#191
June 24, 2010, 05:11:13 PM
Update, 11:09: The orange binge has proven a point - I need to lose weight, and lots of dietary fiber helps! I had four oranges, and at dinner two hours later I only ate a tiny bowl and was completely stuffed for the rest of the evening. No snacks, no further drinks, it was awesome. I needs moar fruit in my life.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#192
June 25, 2010, 12:38:00 AM
That was actually a surprise fact about oranges that I was unprepared for; the amount of fiber in an orange fills you the fuck up, and you don't feel like eating ANYTHING else. Especially not any more oranges.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

#193
June 25, 2010, 12:50:16 AM
I failed miserably at my first attempt, but soon I'll get a job and acquire me some oranges(I ate the only one left in the fridge), and when that happens I'm challenging all my friends.

Thanks, PD!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#194
June 25, 2010, 12:59:35 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 25, 2010, 12:50:16 AM
I failed miserably at my first attempt, but soon I'll get a job and acquire me some oranges(I ate the only one left in the fridge), and when that happens I'm challenging all my friends.

Thanks, PD!

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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