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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Thurnez Isa

#420
April 08, 2011, 09:48:24 PM
THIS IS THE SUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE
:argh!:
DAMN YOU ALL

MY BURBS HAVE HEARTBURN
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#421
April 08, 2011, 09:48:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 08, 2011, 09:47:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 09:46:40 PM
I'm on #7

This one's DELICIOUS!

I love it when they're extra delicious!

It's like the little boost I need to get me through!

I hope I don't have any more dry ones.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#422
April 08, 2011, 09:50:01 PM
LOOK AT THESE DESPONDENT LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#423
April 08, 2011, 09:51:18 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#424
April 08, 2011, 09:51:37 PM
Posting that on the event wall, if you don't mind...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#425
April 08, 2011, 09:52:36 PM
MAKE IT SO  :lulz:

Da6s

#426
April 08, 2011, 09:53:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 08, 2011, 09:50:01 PM
LOOK AT THESE DESPONDENT LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES




FUCKING A RIGHT  :lulz:
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Jasper

#427
April 08, 2011, 09:57:25 PM
SIX DOWN

SIGMATIC, WHAT THINGS ARE BEST IN LIFE?

TO EAT CITRUS, TO DOODLE ON THE PEELS, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR ORCHARDS.

East Coast Hustle

#428
April 08, 2011, 09:59:32 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 08, 2011, 09:39:27 PM


I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR PONCHO FROM THE GHALLAGER SHOW, PUSSY.

:lulz:

:potd:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Phox

#429
April 08, 2011, 10:00:07 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 08, 2011, 09:57:25 PM
SIX DOWN

SIGMATIC, WHAT THINGS ARE BEST IN LIFE?

TO EAT CITRUS, TO DOODLE ON THE PEELS, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR ORCHARDS.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Luna

#430
April 08, 2011, 10:01:50 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 09:48:24 PM
THIS IS THE SUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE
:argh!:
DAMN YOU ALL

MY BURBS HAVE HEARTBURN

Wait for it.  That's not the end you're gonna have to worry about.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cainad (dec.)

#431
April 08, 2011, 10:04:54 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 08, 2011, 09:37:43 PM
CAINAD YOU ABSOLUTE HIPPO-DICKER.  ONE MORE THAN I BOUGHT?  FUCK YOUR SOCKS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO SELF-INFLICTED ANUS FAILURE TOWN

GOD IT'S LIKE I'M DEALING WITH 100 FROGLICKERS WHO ARE ALL GANGBANGING YOUR 3RD GRADE TEACHER BEHIND A DUMPSTER, HERE

Quote from: Da6s on April 08, 2011, 09:39:31 PM
UNTIL I SEE A GOD DAMNED PICTURE OF 18 MOTHER FUCKING NAVEL ORANGES I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS HORSESHIT YOURE SELLING

:cramstipated: KISS MY ASS

First six from this morning:


almost done...


BOUGHT AN EXTRA AT SCHOOL, BITCHES



And now the GRAND FUCKING FINALE:





^ That's right hosedicks, EIGHT MORE POUNDS OF ORANGES

Suu

#432
April 08, 2011, 10:06:36 PM
I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#433
April 08, 2011, 10:06:44 PM
YOU MUST BE MARRIED TO AN ORCHARD.  WHERE IN THE UTERUS DID YOU GET ALL THOSE ORANGES?!

East Coast Hustle

#434
April 08, 2011, 10:10:26 PM
The moral of this thread?


eating oranges until your intestines explode out of your body in a spray of shitty pink spackle isn't normal, but on ANUS HARM it is.


ANUS HARM


Not even once.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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