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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #420 on: April 08, 2011, 09:48:24 pm »
THIS IS THE SUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE
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DAMN YOU ALL

MY BURBS HAVE HEARTBURN
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #421 on: April 08, 2011, 09:48:29 pm »
I'm on #7

This one's DELICIOUS!

I love it when they're extra delicious!

It's like the little boost I need to get me through!

I hope I don't have any more dry ones.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #422 on: April 08, 2011, 09:50:01 pm »
LOOK AT THESE DESPONDENT LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES



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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #423 on: April 08, 2011, 09:51:18 pm »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #424 on: April 08, 2011, 09:51:37 pm »
Posting that on the event wall, if you don't mind...
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #425 on: April 08, 2011, 09:52:36 pm »
MAKE IT SO  :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #426 on: April 08, 2011, 09:53:17 pm »
LOOK AT THESE DESPONDENT LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES




FUCKING A RIGHT  :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #427 on: April 08, 2011, 09:57:25 pm »
SIX DOWN

SIGMATIC, WHAT THINGS ARE BEST IN LIFE?

TO EAT CITRUS, TO DOODLE ON THE PEELS, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR ORCHARDS.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #428 on: April 08, 2011, 09:59:32 pm »


I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR PONCHO FROM THE GHALLAGER SHOW, PUSSY.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #429 on: April 08, 2011, 10:00:07 pm »
SIX DOWN

SIGMATIC, WHAT THINGS ARE BEST IN LIFE?

TO EAT CITRUS, TO DOODLE ON THE PEELS, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR ORCHARDS.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #430 on: April 08, 2011, 10:01:50 pm »
THIS IS THE SUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE
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DAMN YOU ALL

MY BURBS HAVE HEARTBURN

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #431 on: April 08, 2011, 10:04:54 pm »
CAINAD YOU ABSOLUTE HIPPO-DICKER.  ONE MORE THAN I BOUGHT?  FUCK YOUR SOCKS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO SELF-INFLICTED ANUS FAILURE TOWN

GOD IT'S LIKE I'M DEALING WITH 100 FROGLICKERS WHO ARE ALL GANGBANGING YOUR 3RD GRADE TEACHER BEHIND A DUMPSTER, HERE


UNTIL I SEE A GOD DAMNED PICTURE OF 18 MOTHER FUCKING NAVEL ORANGES I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS HORSESHIT YOURE SELLING

:cramstipated: KISS MY ASS

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almost done...


BOUGHT AN EXTRA AT SCHOOL, BITCHES



And now the GRAND FUCKING FINALE:





^ That's right hosedicks, EIGHT MORE POUNDS OF ORANGES

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #432 on: April 08, 2011, 10:06:36 pm »
I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #433 on: April 08, 2011, 10:06:44 pm »
YOU MUST BE MARRIED TO AN ORCHARD.  WHERE IN THE UTERUS DID YOU GET ALL THOSE ORANGES?!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #434 on: April 08, 2011, 10:10:26 pm »
The moral of this thread?


eating oranges until your intestines explode out of your body in a spray of shitty pink spackle isn't normal, but on ANUS HARM it is.


ANUS HARM


Not even once.
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