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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #525 on: April 09, 2011, 02:21:41 am »
I am considering withdrawing altogether.  It's not as much fun when there isn't anyone else doing it.

Also, I used up all my large, captial letters today. :sad:

There's always next year! And just consider... you managed to get countless people all over the fucking world to make themselves sick on oranges, and you didn't even eat ONE.  :argh!:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #526 on: April 09, 2011, 02:22:31 am »
I am considering withdrawing altogether.  It's not as much fun when there isn't anyone else doing it.

Also, I used up all my large, captial letters today. :sad:

There's always next year! And just consider... you managed to get countless people all over the fucking world to make themselves sick on oranges, and you didn't even eat ONE.  :argh!:


You're right.  VICTORY IS MINE!!! :jebus:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #527 on: April 09, 2011, 02:23:02 am »
On the plus side, I actually ate enough folate today.  I can't wait to tell my doctor how I did it.   :lulz:

We need a pic of his reaction when you tell him you just ate 20 oranges in one day.

That's a lot of goddamn oranges

as of right now, you are ahead of me, Valencias and everything. I am on orange #11 and seriously wondering if I should give up. My body is starting to sweat citronella.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #528 on: April 09, 2011, 02:28:54 am »
15 and I still feel great. I got two more valencias in the meantime to replace the rotten one, so I can make it to 18. But Bob dammit now I have to BEAT 18?! Fuck my life.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #529 on: April 09, 2011, 02:29:09 am »
The Facebook event wall is also pretty funny: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=155041761226218&notif_t=event_wall#!/event.php?eid=155041761226218

Not as funny as here, though.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #530 on: April 09, 2011, 02:30:22 am »
15 and I still feel great. I got two more valencias in the meantime to replace the rotten one, so I can make it to 18. But Bob dammit now I have to BEAT 18?! Fuck my life.

What time zone are you in? I'm trying to figure out if it's worth continuing.

These oranges are dishearteningly large.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #531 on: April 09, 2011, 03:10:02 am »
TALK TO ME

I'M AT 13

I HAVE FIVE HOURS TO EAT SIX ORANGES IF I WANT TO BEAT STELLA

DO I KEEP ON GOING?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #532 on: April 09, 2011, 03:11:52 am »
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #533 on: April 09, 2011, 03:13:21 am »
Stop, cause I want to take 2nd place  :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #534 on: April 09, 2011, 03:17:55 am »
THE WALL



IS THAT WAY.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #535 on: April 09, 2011, 03:18:38 am »
REMEMBER MACBETH, NIGEL!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #536 on: April 09, 2011, 03:19:25 am »
I think that right now, Thurnez is in 2nd with 16 Cara Caras, and Cainad is in 3rd with 15 Navels.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #537 on: April 09, 2011, 03:19:53 am »
Maybe I should take a long walk, to get things moving.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #538 on: April 09, 2011, 03:20:59 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #539 on: April 09, 2011, 03:21:33 am »
I don't think Stella is a fair contestant.

Her surname is precisely the sound that the human mouth makes when consuming an orange at a frightening speed.

For all we know, it signifies a long line of orange devourers.
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