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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#510
April 09, 2011, 01:56:55 AM
I just have to announce that Stella has eaten EIGHT FUCKING TEEN California Navel oranges so far.

SHE IS A MONSTER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#511
April 09, 2011, 02:00:54 AM
I finally finished Valencia 20.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

#512
April 09, 2011, 02:01:27 AM
Eight...teen...

:cry:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#513
April 09, 2011, 02:02:41 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 09, 2011, 02:01:27 AM
Eight...teen...

:cry:

Yeah. I am wondering if I should throw in the towel now. I'm concerned that I will eat the six remaining oranges, only to log onto Facebook and find her breezily announcing that she ate four more just for kicks.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#514
April 09, 2011, 02:04:55 AM
I remember having just eaten my first orange today.  Ah, such innocent times.  Such vigor and youthful enthusiasm...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#515
April 09, 2011, 02:04:58 AM
OK: Stella's in Texas. That gives me what, a two-hour edge? I am going to the store for more oranges.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#516
April 09, 2011, 02:07:47 AM
Ok Im out
I just ate number 16 and only have 1 left
but after learning Stella took out 18...

fuck
18 Navels
and Requia with 20 Valencia's

The women have beaten me
:sad:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Phox

#517
April 09, 2011, 02:08:55 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 02:07:47 AM
Ok Im out
I just ate number 16 and only have 1 left
but after learning Stella took out 18...

fuck
18 Navels
and Requia with 20 Valencia's

The women have beaten me
:sad:
PUUUUUSSSSSY.  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#518
April 09, 2011, 02:13:12 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 02:07:47 AM
Ok Im out
I just ate number 16 and only have 1 left
but after learning Stella took out 18...

fuck
18 Navels
and Requia with 20 Valencia's

The women have beaten me
:sad:

And I've come out ahead of them.

Because my digestive tract isn't an ulcerated nightmare, and I will take a good, solid shit tonight.
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Freeky

#519
April 09, 2011, 02:14:27 AM
I am considering withdrawing altogether.  It's not as much fun when there isn't anyone else doing it.

Also, I used up all my large, captial letters today. :sad:

Requia ☣

#520
April 09, 2011, 02:17:08 AM
I think I have to stop where I am, I was considering 5 more to beat out Nigel, but competing with Stella would kill me.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Phox

#521
April 09, 2011, 02:17:30 AM
Quote from: Susan on April 09, 2011, 02:13:12 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 02:07:47 AM
Ok Im out
I just ate number 16 and only have 1 left
but after learning Stella took out 18...

fuck
18 Navels
and Requia with 20 Valencia's

The women have beaten me
:sad:

And I've come out ahead of them.

Because my digestive tract isn't an ulcerated nightmare, and I will take a good, solid shit tonight.
But, hey, if you're going to destoy your colon, might as well, go for broke, right?  :lulz:

Requia ☣

#522
April 09, 2011, 02:20:00 AM
On the plus side, I actually ate enough folate today.  I can't wait to tell my doctor how I did it.   :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#523
April 09, 2011, 02:20:24 AM
I am awaiting Stella's reply about how many more she is going to eat. Seriously, she doesn't even sound PHASED. Like eighteen large oranges washed down with a Budweiser is all in a day's work.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#524
April 09, 2011, 02:21:03 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 02:20:00 AM
On the plus side, I actually ate enough folate today.  I can't wait to tell my doctor how I did it.   :lulz:

We need a pic of his reaction when you tell him you just ate 20 oranges in one day.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante
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