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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #510 on: April 09, 2011, 01:56:55 am »
I just have to announce that Stella has eaten EIGHT FUCKING TEEN California Navel oranges so far.

SHE IS A MONSTER.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #511 on: April 09, 2011, 02:00:54 am »
I finally finished Valencia 20.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #512 on: April 09, 2011, 02:01:27 am »
Eight...teen...

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #513 on: April 09, 2011, 02:02:41 am »
Eight...teen...

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Yeah. I am wondering if I should throw in the towel now. I'm concerned that I will eat the six remaining oranges, only to log onto Facebook and find her breezily announcing that she ate four more just for kicks.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #514 on: April 09, 2011, 02:04:55 am »
I remember having just eaten my first orange today.  Ah, such innocent times.  Such vigor and youthful enthusiasm...


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #515 on: April 09, 2011, 02:04:58 am »
OK: Stella's in Texas. That gives me what, a two-hour edge? I am going to the store for more oranges.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #516 on: April 09, 2011, 02:07:47 am »
Ok Im out
I just ate number 16 and only have 1 left
but after learning Stella took out 18...

fuck
18 Navels
and Requia with 20 Valencia's

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #517 on: April 09, 2011, 02:08:55 am »
Ok Im out
I just ate number 16 and only have 1 left
but after learning Stella took out 18...

fuck
18 Navels
and Requia with 20 Valencia's

The women have beaten me
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PUUUUUSSSSSY.  :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #518 on: April 09, 2011, 02:13:12 am »
Ok Im out
I just ate number 16 and only have 1 left
but after learning Stella took out 18...

fuck
18 Navels
and Requia with 20 Valencia's

The women have beaten me
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And I've come out ahead of them.

Because my digestive tract isn't an ulcerated nightmare, and I will take a good, solid shit tonight.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #519 on: April 09, 2011, 02:14:27 am »
I am considering withdrawing altogether.  It's not as much fun when there isn't anyone else doing it.

Also, I used up all my large, captial letters today. :sad:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #520 on: April 09, 2011, 02:17:08 am »
I think I have to stop where I am, I was considering 5 more to beat out Nigel, but competing with Stella would kill me.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #521 on: April 09, 2011, 02:17:30 am »
Ok Im out
I just ate number 16 and only have 1 left
but after learning Stella took out 18...

fuck
18 Navels
and Requia with 20 Valencia's

The women have beaten me
 :sad:

And I've come out ahead of them.

Because my digestive tract isn't an ulcerated nightmare, and I will take a good, solid shit tonight.
But, hey, if you're going to destoy your colon, might as well, go for broke, right?  :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #522 on: April 09, 2011, 02:20:00 am »
On the plus side, I actually ate enough folate today.  I can't wait to tell my doctor how I did it.   :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #523 on: April 09, 2011, 02:20:24 am »
I am awaiting Stella's reply about how many more she is going to eat. Seriously, she doesn't even sound PHASED. Like eighteen large oranges washed down with a Budweiser is all in a day's work.  :x
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #524 on: April 09, 2011, 02:21:03 am »
On the plus side, I actually ate enough folate today.  I can't wait to tell my doctor how I did it.   :lulz:

We need a pic of his reaction when you tell him you just ate 20 oranges in one day.
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