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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #645 on: January 12, 2012, 02:12:46 pm »
This honestly is continually the weirdest thing I've ever seen on these boards. 

And the fact that you all do it as a semi-annual event makes me thankful to be alive to see it.

I watch it avidly, the way I watch CSPAN.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #646 on: January 12, 2012, 02:14:58 pm »
And, just like CSPAN, it gives me an erection.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #647 on: January 12, 2012, 02:15:05 pm »
Oh man! Can't compete today... I learned the hard way what happens when you combine coffee and citrus... and I already had WAY too much coffee...

Gotta give some warning if a contest is coming up - give me time to stock up on fucking oranges


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #648 on: January 12, 2012, 02:19:58 pm »
YYYYYUO WILL STOCK UP ON ANAL TAMPONS AND PRAY THAT YUOR OVER-COOKED PASTA OF A GI TRACT DOESN'T PUT YUO INTO SEPTIC SHOCK BEFORE SUNDOWN.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #649 on: January 12, 2012, 04:23:53 pm »
Wait, we're doing this today!?!?!? WELL FUCK ME! I'm in class and stuff until 5-ish.

when i get home, i will FUCKING some oranges the likes of which yuo have never seen!!!!2211elevendy1
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #650 on: January 12, 2012, 05:12:44 pm »
WHAT? TODAY? IT'LL HAFTA WAIT TILL TOMORROW
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #651 on: January 12, 2012, 06:23:16 pm »
WHAT? TODAY? IT'LL HAFTA WAIT TILL TOMORROW

THERE IS NO TOMORROW, YOU LEDERHOSEN-WEARING FJORD HOPPER!  GET THOSE FUCKING ORANGES DOWN YOUR THROAT.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #652 on: January 12, 2012, 06:25:22 pm »
WHAT? TODAY? IT'LL HAFTA WAIT TILL TOMORROW

THERE IS NO TOMORROW, YOU LEDERHOSEN-WEARING FJORD HOPPER!  GET THOSE FUCKING ORANGES DOWN YOUR THROAT.

OH SHIT. SOMEONE WHO DOES MAGIC MUST IMMEDIATELY RETROACTIVELY ENCHANT SOME ORANGES TO MY KITCHEN.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #653 on: January 12, 2012, 06:26:51 pm »
WHAT? TODAY? IT'LL HAFTA WAIT TILL TOMORROW

THERE IS NO TOMORROW, YOU LEDERHOSEN-WEARING FJORD HOPPER!  GET THOSE FUCKING ORANGES DOWN YOUR THROAT.

OH SHIT. SOMEONE WHO DOES MAGIC MUST IMMEDIATELY RETROACTIVELY ENCHANT SOME ORANGES TO MY KITCHEN.

You will GET OUT of that longhouse and you will GET IN that rowboat and you will ROW YOUR ASS to the local trading post, and you will GET SOME FUCKING ORANGES, for SHOVING IN YOUR FACE.

There are no excuses.  There are only ORANGES or FAIL.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #654 on: January 12, 2012, 06:29:06 pm »
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN YOU MISERABLE JIZZ STAINS WHICH COVER THE FLOOR OF SOME BACKWOODS TITTY BAR WHERE MEN GO TO WATCH THEIR SISTERS DANCE.  WAS THERE A FUCKING DATE POSTED?  HELL FUCKING NO. 

I BUMPED THIS SWEET FUCKING THREAD TO DISCUSS WHEN WOUD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE.  IT APPEARS THAT THIS IS EVEN TOO MUCH FOR YOUR BRAINS TO HANDLE, AND ITS A GOOD THING YOU GUYS AREN'T TOO STUPID TO EAT ORANGES OH WAIT.



:lulz:  That is probably my favorite part of OEC, the shouting and belligerence.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #655 on: January 12, 2012, 06:30:31 pm »
WHAT? TODAY? IT'LL HAFTA WAIT TILL TOMORROW

THERE IS NO TOMORROW, YOU LEDERHOSEN-WEARING FJORD HOPPER!  GET THOSE FUCKING ORANGES DOWN YOUR THROAT.

OH SHIT. SOMEONE WHO DOES MAGIC MUST IMMEDIATELY RETROACTIVELY ENCHANT SOME ORANGES TO MY KITCHEN.

You will GET OUT of that longhouse and you will GET IN that rowboat and you will ROW YOUR ASS to the local trading post, and you will GET SOME FUCKING ORANGES, for SHOVING IN YOUR FACE.

There are no excuses.  There are only ORANGES or FAIL.

NO FUCKING WAY! SEE FREEKY'S POST. I'M GOING TO STAY RIGHT HERE AND BE AN ARMCHAIR SOMETHING-OR-OTHER
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #656 on: January 12, 2012, 06:35:07 pm »
Besides, it dark outside in Finland!
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« Reply #657 on: January 12, 2012, 06:36:17 pm »
WHAT? TODAY? IT'LL HAFTA WAIT TILL TOMORROW

THERE IS NO TOMORROW, YOU LEDERHOSEN-WEARING FJORD HOPPER!  GET THOSE FUCKING ORANGES DOWN YOUR THROAT.

OH SHIT. SOMEONE WHO DOES MAGIC MUST IMMEDIATELY RETROACTIVELY ENCHANT SOME ORANGES TO MY KITCHEN.

You will GET OUT of that longhouse and you will GET IN that rowboat and you will ROW YOUR ASS to the local trading post, and you will GET SOME FUCKING ORANGES, for SHOVING IN YOUR FACE.

There are no excuses.  There are only ORANGES or FAIL.

NO FUCKING WAY! SEE FREEKY'S POST. I'M GOING TO STAY RIGHT HERE AND BE AN ARMCHAIR SOMETHING-OR-OTHER

I DON'T BELIEVE I SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SITTING ON YOUR ASS LIKE SOME FRENCH BAKED POTATO, WAFFLE DICK.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #658 on: January 12, 2012, 06:37:17 pm »
Besides, it dark outside in Finland!

THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SUN IS BROKEN, TRIPE NERD.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #659 on: January 12, 2012, 06:37:31 pm »
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN YOU MISERABLE JIZZ STAINS WHICH COVER THE FLOOR OF SOME BACKWOODS TITTY BAR WHERE MEN GO TO WATCH THEIR SISTERS DANCE.  WAS THERE A FUCKING DATE POSTED?  HELL FUCKING NO. 

I BUMPED THIS SWEET FUCKING THREAD TO DISCUSS WHEN WOUD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE.  IT APPEARS THAT THIS IS EVEN TOO MUCH FOR YOUR BRAINS TO HANDLE, AND ITS A GOOD THING YOU GUYS AREN'T TOO STUPID TO EAT ORANGES OH WAIT.



:lulz:  That is probably my favorite part of OEC, the shouting and belligerence.

GUESS WHAT YOU WRETCHED CLEMENTINE-SUCKING POLYP-BRAINED BUICK.

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG AND YOU'RE A WOODEN BARREL JUST ROLLING AND LOLLING DOWN A LADDER UNTIL I JUMP OVER YOUR ASS AND SMASH YOU WITH HAMMERS.

200 DICK POINTS FOR ME
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WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT

OKAY TOMORROW IS FRIDAY SO IMMA GET MY DRANK ON, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE CLUTCHING MY VICTORY STOMACH AND SHOOTING VICTORY CITRUS OUT MY ASS AT THE SAME TIME AS I'M VICTORY SPEWING VICTORY VOMIT, SO I WOULD CORDIALLY REQUEST SHIT DAMN PREFER IF WE DO THIS NEXT GOD DAMN WEEK ASS HOLE


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Edit to add: Great idea! <3

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