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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #675 on: January 13, 2012, 02:16:43 am »
I COULD DO TWO WEEKS ON A FRIDAY
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #676 on: January 13, 2012, 02:18:26 am »
I COULD DO TWO WEEKS ON A FRIDAY

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If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #678 on: January 13, 2012, 02:19:41 am »
WHAT THE COCKSHITTING FUCK.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #679 on: January 13, 2012, 06:19:08 am »
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

i am serious

also, i am a heavyweight contender in the surviving on oranges alone stakes with a personal record of 10 days

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #680 on: January 13, 2012, 06:44:53 am »
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

i am serious

also, i am a heavyweight contender in the surviving on oranges alone stakes with a personal record of 10 days
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU JUST PUT A DROP OF ORANGE JUICE IN YOUR INFLATABLE PADDLING POOL AND SLOSH AROUND IN IT, YOU COCKCHEWING JIZZMITE.
YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT TO INGEST THE ENTIRE ORANGE.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #681 on: January 13, 2012, 06:57:24 am »
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

i am serious

also, i am a heavyweight contender in the surviving on oranges alone stakes with a personal record of 10 days
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU JUST PUT A DROP OF ORANGE JUICE IN YOUR INFLATABLE PADDLING POOL AND SLOSH AROUND IN IT, YOU COCKCHEWING JIZZMITE.
YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT TO INGEST THE ENTIRE ORANGE.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #682 on: January 13, 2012, 07:32:58 am »
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU JUST PUT A DROP OF ORANGE JUICE IN YOUR INFLATABLE PADDLING POOL AND SLOSH AROUND IN IT, YOU COCKCHEWING JIZZMITE.
YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT TO INGEST THE ENTIRE ORANGE.

it doesn't??

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #683 on: January 13, 2012, 07:33:14 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #684 on: January 13, 2012, 07:46:23 am »
I can either do an orange eating contest on any given Thursday, OR on the weekend a month from now.

Right now, though, I am having a bagel eating competition, against myself.  I'm performing pretty well, but I'm not sure I can sustain it in the long-term.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #685 on: January 13, 2012, 01:25:30 pm »
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

i am serious

also, i am a heavyweight contender in the surviving on oranges alone stakes with a personal record of 10 days
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU JUST PUT A DROP OF ORANGE JUICE IN YOUR INFLATABLE PADDLING POOL AND SLOSH AROUND IN IT, YOU COCKCHEWING JIZZMITE.
YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT TO INGEST THE ENTIRE ORANGE.

This sort of thing is why Paes is my favorite upside down person.   :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #686 on: January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #687 on: January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 pm »
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #688 on: January 13, 2012, 02:05:15 pm »
HOW ABOUT MONDAY
IT'S SCROTUM LUTHER KING DAY


IN ADDITION,

UP YOURS

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #689 on: January 13, 2012, 05:14:23 pm »
HOW ABOUT MONDAY
IT'S SCROTUM LUTHER KING DAY


IN ADDITION,

UP YOURS

I'm game for Monday, you leper-fucks.