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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #660 on: January 12, 2012, 06:46:14 pm »
NEXT WEEK, HUH?  YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NEXT WEEK?

PRINCESS CELESTIA, THAT'S WHO.  CRAM YOU ARE A GODDAMN MY LITTLE PONY, NOT JUST A BRONY.  YOU'RE STICKING YOU ODDLY SHAPED HOOVES INTO PEOPLE'S BUSINESS WHEN IT AIN'T EVEN KOSHER LIKE ORANGES.

NEXT WEEK IS NOT GOOD, AS I WILL HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE HATE THAT, IF ORANGES ARE CONSUMED, WILL ECLIPSE THE SUN IN SHITTY ORANGE PULP.

ALSO NEXT WEEK IS MY WEEK WITH THE MONKEY, AND I WON'T DO THIS SHIT WITH MONKEY CUZ I GOTTA BE ON MY GAME WITH HIM AROUND.

MAN THE FUCK UP CRAM.  WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN? 

PROBABLY SOMEONE CRAMS YOUR GRAM FOR A CHANGE.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #661 on: January 12, 2012, 08:03:17 pm »
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fuck yeah
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #662 on: January 12, 2012, 08:36:16 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #663 on: January 12, 2012, 08:38:49 pm »
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fuck yeah

I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #664 on: January 12, 2012, 08:39:57 pm »
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

Bitches don't know about our oranges.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #665 on: January 12, 2012, 08:43:59 pm »
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

Bitches don't know about our oranges.

Indeed, they are unaware.   :lol:

Why is it so hard to understand that people here enjoy the thrill of eating themselves sick on oranges, more sick than the other guys, purely for the sake of bragging rights for like a week or whenever it comes up?

BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #666 on: January 12, 2012, 08:50:34 pm »
BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

WHAT?? SHIT MERCIFUL FUCK
THE CROWN IS UP FOR GRABS

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #667 on: January 12, 2012, 08:51:57 pm »
BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

WHAT?? SHIT MERCIFUL FUCK
THE CROWN IS UP FOR GRABS

:cramstipated:

But YOU'D rather settle for booze, like a PEDESTRIAN.  A NON-ORANGE CROWN WEARING PEASANT.

ONE OF THE VITAMIN C DEFICIENT HOI POLLOI.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #668 on: January 12, 2012, 08:55:32 pm »
BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

WHAT?? SHIT MERCIFUL FUCK
THE CROWN IS UP FOR GRABS

:cramstipated:

But YOU'D rather settle for booze, like a PEDESTRIAN.  A NON-ORANGE CROWN WEARING PEASANT.

ONE OF THE VITAMIN C DEFICIENT HOI POLLOI.

Cram is CLEARLY not dedicated to this sport.

I say this with the full knowledge that he is the OP.


BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

WHAT?? SHIT MERCIFUL FUCK
THE CROWN IS UP FOR GRABS

:cramstipated:

SHIT FUCK DAMN

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #669 on: January 13, 2012, 01:51:34 am »
SHIT FUCK DAMN, ARE THERE ANY PARTICIPANTS?  OR AM I GONNA EAT ONE AND BE ALL "O SHIT, I JUST WON!" 

WE HAVE ONE VOTE FOR NEXT WEEK ON ACCOUNT OF BOOZE AND ONE VOTE FOR TOMORROR, WHICH FOR  YOU CLOCK IMPAIRED BASTARDS STARTS FIVE HOURS AND TEN MINUTES FROM NOW, ON ACCOUNT OF CHILDREN AND HATE ALSO SCHOOL.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO BE

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #670 on: January 13, 2012, 02:10:18 am »
LISTEN I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT AT WORK AND I NEED HELP PEELING DUE TO CARPEL TUNNEL. fuck that. i have a knife.
I'M EXERCISING MY PEELIN THUMBS IN AN EFFORT TO
KICK     YOUR     ASS

HOWEVER I NEED TIME. A DAY IN WHICH I AM NOT WORKING.
PERHAPS 2 WEEKS.

WHO KNOWS!?

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« Reply #671 on: January 13, 2012, 02:13:11 am »
LISTEN I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT AT WORK AND I NEED HELP PEELING DUE TO CARPEL TUNNEL. fuck that. i have a knife.
I'M EXERCISING MY PEELIN THUMBS IN AN EFFORT TO
KICK     YOUR     ASS

HOWEVER I NEED TIME. A DAY IN WHICH I AM NOT WORKING.
PERHAPS 2 WEEKS.

WHO KNOWS!?

You're skeered.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #672 on: January 13, 2012, 02:13:58 am »
no. just busy.



and fucking exhausted.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #673 on: January 13, 2012, 02:14:41 am »
What I meant to say is..



WHAT?! FLORIDIANS ARE NOT AFRAID OF FUCKING ORANGES YOU DESERT RAT!!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #674 on: January 13, 2012, 02:15:34 am »
What I meant to say is..



WHAT?! FLORIDIANS ARE NOT AFRAID OF FUCKING ORANGES YOU DESERT RAT!!

That's what you typed, but what I read was "I FEAR THE MIGHTY CITRUS!  SOMEBODY CALL THE HELP DESK!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.