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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #660 on: January 12, 2012, 06:46:14 pm »
NEXT WEEK, HUH?  YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NEXT WEEK?

PRINCESS CELESTIA, THAT'S WHO.  CRAM YOU ARE A GODDAMN MY LITTLE PONY, NOT JUST A BRONY.  YOU'RE STICKING YOU ODDLY SHAPED HOOVES INTO PEOPLE'S BUSINESS WHEN IT AIN'T EVEN KOSHER LIKE ORANGES.

NEXT WEEK IS NOT GOOD, AS I WILL HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE HATE THAT, IF ORANGES ARE CONSUMED, WILL ECLIPSE THE SUN IN SHITTY ORANGE PULP.

ALSO NEXT WEEK IS MY WEEK WITH THE MONKEY, AND I WON'T DO THIS SHIT WITH MONKEY CUZ I GOTTA BE ON MY GAME WITH HIM AROUND.

MAN THE FUCK UP CRAM.  WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN? 

PROBABLY SOMEONE CRAMS YOUR GRAM FOR A CHANGE.
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #661 on: January 12, 2012, 08:03:17 pm »
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fuck yeah
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #662 on: January 12, 2012, 08:36:16 pm »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #663 on: January 12, 2012, 08:38:49 pm »
Quote from: holist on January 12, 2012, 08:03:17 pm
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fuck yeah

I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.
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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2016, 11:54:09 pm
As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #664 on: January 12, 2012, 08:39:57 pm »
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:38:49 pm
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

Bitches don't know about our oranges.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #665 on: January 12, 2012, 08:43:59 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2012, 08:39:57 pm
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:38:49 pm
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

Bitches don't know about our oranges.

Indeed, they are unaware.   :lol:

Why is it so hard to understand that people here enjoy the thrill of eating themselves sick on oranges, more sick than the other guys, purely for the sake of bragging rights for like a week or whenever it comes up?

BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS
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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2016, 11:54:09 pm
As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #666 on: January 12, 2012, 08:50:34 pm »
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:43:59 pm
BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

WHAT?? SHIT MERCIFUL FUCK
THE CROWN IS UP FOR GRABS

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #667 on: January 12, 2012, 08:51:57 pm »
Quote from: Cramulus on January 12, 2012, 08:50:34 pm
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:43:59 pm
BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

WHAT?? SHIT MERCIFUL FUCK
THE CROWN IS UP FOR GRABS

:cramstipated:

But YOU'D rather settle for booze, like a PEDESTRIAN.  A NON-ORANGE CROWN WEARING PEASANT.

ONE OF THE VITAMIN C DEFICIENT HOI POLLOI.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #668 on: January 12, 2012, 08:55:32 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2012, 08:51:57 pm
Quote from: Cramulus on January 12, 2012, 08:50:34 pm
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:43:59 pm
BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

WHAT?? SHIT MERCIFUL FUCK
THE CROWN IS UP FOR GRABS

:cramstipated:

But YOU'D rather settle for booze, like a PEDESTRIAN.  A NON-ORANGE CROWN WEARING PEASANT.

ONE OF THE VITAMIN C DEFICIENT HOI POLLOI.

Cram is CLEARLY not dedicated to this sport.

I say this with the full knowledge that he is the OP.

Quote from: Cramulus on January 12, 2012, 08:50:34 pm
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:43:59 pm
BTW, I heard Nigel isn't eating this year.  CROWN = UP FOR GRABS

WHAT?? SHIT MERCIFUL FUCK
THE CROWN IS UP FOR GRABS

:cramstipated:

SHIT FUCK DAMN
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2016, 11:54:09 pm
As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #669 on: January 13, 2012, 01:51:34 am »
SHIT FUCK DAMN, ARE THERE ANY PARTICIPANTS?  OR AM I GONNA EAT ONE AND BE ALL "O SHIT, I JUST WON!" 

WE HAVE ONE VOTE FOR NEXT WEEK ON ACCOUNT OF BOOZE AND ONE VOTE FOR TOMORROR, WHICH FOR  YOU CLOCK IMPAIRED BASTARDS STARTS FIVE HOURS AND TEN MINUTES FROM NOW, ON ACCOUNT OF CHILDREN AND HATE ALSO SCHOOL.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO BE
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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2016, 11:54:09 pm
As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #670 on: January 13, 2012, 02:10:18 am »
LISTEN I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT AT WORK AND I NEED HELP PEELING DUE TO CARPEL TUNNEL. fuck that. i have a knife.
I'M EXERCISING MY PEELIN THUMBS IN AN EFFORT TO
KICK     YOUR     ASS

HOWEVER I NEED TIME. A DAY IN WHICH I AM NOT WORKING.
PERHAPS 2 WEEKS.

WHO KNOWS!?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #671 on: January 13, 2012, 02:13:11 am »
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2012, 02:10:18 am
LISTEN I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT AT WORK AND I NEED HELP PEELING DUE TO CARPEL TUNNEL. fuck that. i have a knife.
I'M EXERCISING MY PEELIN THUMBS IN AN EFFORT TO
KICK     YOUR     ASS

HOWEVER I NEED TIME. A DAY IN WHICH I AM NOT WORKING.
PERHAPS 2 WEEKS.

WHO KNOWS!?

You're skeered.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #672 on: January 13, 2012, 02:13:58 am »
no. just busy.



and fucking exhausted.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #673 on: January 13, 2012, 02:14:41 am »
What I meant to say is..



WHAT?! FLORIDIANS ARE NOT AFRAID OF FUCKING ORANGES YOU DESERT RAT!!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #674 on: January 13, 2012, 02:15:34 am »
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2012, 02:14:41 am
What I meant to say is..



WHAT?! FLORIDIANS ARE NOT AFRAID OF FUCKING ORANGES YOU DESERT RAT!!

That's what you typed, but what I read was "I FEAR THE MIGHTY CITRUS!  SOMEBODY CALL THE HELP DESK!"
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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