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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #345 on: April 08, 2011, 04:50:51 pm »
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TODAY I'D SHOW YOU PANTY SNIFFERS WHAT'S UP!

I ATE A WHOLE BAG OF JELLY BEANS LAST NIGHT BEFORE NOTICING THE WARNING ON THE BAG THAT READ "excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect" SO MY GUTS ARE EMPTY!!

FUCK YEAH, SUGAR FREE JELLY BELLYS.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #346 on: April 08, 2011, 04:55:56 pm »
Yeah, the wax they put on those suckers will fly clear through you.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #347 on: April 08, 2011, 04:57:30 pm »
Great.  Jelly bean craving.   :horrormirth:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #348 on: April 08, 2011, 05:00:05 pm »
What the hell kind of jellybeans ARE ALSO A LAXATIVE?

Speaking of which, TWO ORANGE DOWN, TIME TO RAKE A DUMP.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #349 on: April 08, 2011, 05:11:21 pm »
These Cara Cara oranges I bought are huge
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and have 175% of my daily intake of vitamin C - per orange
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #350 on: April 08, 2011, 05:17:55 pm »
I just re-read this entire thread.

I laughed so goddamn hard out loud at work.

And then farted.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #351 on: April 08, 2011, 05:20:36 pm »
AHH FUCK

YOU BASTARDS AND YOUR... NOT HITTING SNOOZE ON THE ALARM!

I MUST GET ORANGES!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #352 on: April 08, 2011, 05:21:14 pm »
These Cara Cara oranges I bought are huge
 :sad:
and have 175% of my daily intake of vitamin C - per orange
 :eek:

I almost got Cara Caras before I found these Navels on sale... mine are fucking ginormous too, about a half pound PER ORANGE.  :x
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #353 on: April 08, 2011, 05:52:49 pm »
So, not having read through the whole thread... why isn't this being done by weight as to level the playing field?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #354 on: April 08, 2011, 05:54:24 pm »
So, not having read through the whole thread... why isn't this being done by weight as to level the playing field?

Because level fields are for PUSSIES.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #355 on: April 08, 2011, 06:01:06 pm »
QUANTITY NOT ...QUAN...... TITTY?


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #356 on: April 08, 2011, 06:03:10 pm »
ZERO BITCHES. BEAT THAT. oh. damn. On a related note, i have determined that this contest is incredibly pointless and flat out insane. Even by Discordian standards. Needless to say, I approve.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #357 on: April 08, 2011, 06:08:57 pm »
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #358 on: April 08, 2011, 06:13:48 pm »
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #359 on: April 08, 2011, 06:40:01 pm »
THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS EXCITING AS IT WAS LAST YEAR.

PLZ PEOPLE, CRAMULUS SHAT HIMSELF BY NOW LAST YEAR.

GET TO CITRUSIFYING YOURSELVES!
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