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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Suu

#345
April 08, 2011, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 08, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TODAY I'D SHOW YOU PANTY SNIFFERS WHAT'S UP!

I ATE A WHOLE BAG OF JELLY BEANS LAST NIGHT BEFORE NOTICING THE WARNING ON THE BAG THAT READ "excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect" SO MY GUTS ARE EMPTY!!

FUCK YEAH, SUGAR FREE JELLY BELLYS.


-Suu
Been there, done that. Squeaky clean intestines.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#346
April 08, 2011, 04:55:56 PM
Yeah, the wax they put on those suckers will fly clear through you.
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Luna

#347
April 08, 2011, 04:57:30 PM
Great.  Jelly bean craving.   :horrormirth:
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#348
April 08, 2011, 05:00:05 PM
What the hell kind of jellybeans ARE ALSO A LAXATIVE?

Speaking of which, TWO ORANGE DOWN, TIME TO RAKE A DUMP.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#349
April 08, 2011, 05:11:21 PM
These Cara Cara oranges I bought are huge
:sad:
and have 175% of my daily intake of vitamin C - per orange
:eek:
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Suu

#350
April 08, 2011, 05:17:55 PM
I just re-read this entire thread.

I laughed so goddamn hard out loud at work.

And then farted.

:kingmeh:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#351
April 08, 2011, 05:20:36 PM
AHH FUCK

YOU BASTARDS AND YOUR... NOT HITTING SNOOZE ON THE ALARM!

I MUST GET ORANGES!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#352
April 08, 2011, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 05:11:21 PM
These Cara Cara oranges I bought are huge
:sad:
and have 175% of my daily intake of vitamin C - per orange
:eek:

I almost got Cara Caras before I found these Navels on sale... mine are fucking ginormous too, about a half pound PER ORANGE.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#353
April 08, 2011, 05:52:49 PM
So, not having read through the whole thread... why isn't this being done by weight as to level the playing field?

Cainad (dec.)

#354
April 08, 2011, 05:54:24 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 08, 2011, 05:52:49 PM
So, not having read through the whole thread... why isn't this being done by weight as to level the playing field?

Because level fields are for PUSSIES.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#355
April 08, 2011, 06:01:06 PM
QUANTITY NOT ...QUAN...... TITTY?


FORGET IT!

Phox

#356
April 08, 2011, 06:03:10 PM
ZERO BITCHES. BEAT THAT. oh. damn. On a related note, i have determined that this contest is incredibly pointless and flat out insane. Even by Discordian standards. Needless to say, I approve.

Jasper

#357
April 08, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.

navkat

#358
April 08, 2011, 06:13:48 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 08, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.
:lulz:

Suu

#359
April 08, 2011, 06:40:01 PM
THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS EXCITING AS IT WAS LAST YEAR.

PLZ PEOPLE, CRAMULUS SHAT HIMSELF BY NOW LAST YEAR.

GET TO CITRUSIFYING YOURSELVES!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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