Heaven is a sausage party.
The incoherent shouting in this thread reminds me of a chat we had last year...Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2009, 10:05:07 pm15:11 [000]: CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE15:26 Malachite: ANAL CUNT15:27 Atrum_Monachus: FROZEN DICKVOMIT SANDWICH15:40 Cain: Zyklon B fucknipple15:47 Atrum_Monachus: You should nEver freeze one of those.16:06 Atrum_Monachus: RUins the texture.16:34 D-Squid: That's what makes it offensive.16:38 Malachite: VOMITING JOSEF MENGELE DICKS18:07 Atrum_Monachus: DRIPPING L RON HUBBARD ANAL LEAKAGE FART SAUCE TOMATO NIPPLE.19:02 Malachite: (????)? Butts.27:52 [000]: jewish glandular infection32:12 Eve: my back won't stop twitching. :\36:00 Lilith_Complex: Oh GODS if this headache gets any worse I'm going to start shooting morphine into my eyeball.39:58 [000]: I HAVE CRAMMED FROM CRUSTY ANAL PAPERCUT LUNCH MUNCH MOUTH GURGLE GAG PLUMBING FECAL SUFFOCATION 40:24 [000]: (CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SMELL)45:28 Cramulus: ANAL?49:54 [000]: ANAL!50:02 Atrum_Monachus: FIST51:51 [000]: (FESTERING PUSS MAGGOT ITCH GANGRENE SUSPENSION)52:24 Cramulus: Dong piss monkey scab twat waffle52:41 Cramulus: dicks, dicks.... dicks and pus.53:27 Cramulus: ballsweat tube tubesock lube cockamamey turd potato54:43 [000]: PERIODICAL OCULAR RUSTY NAIL INSERTION55:16 Cramulus: MINNIE MOUSE HOT POTATO PICK A BLOUSE WINNABAGO02:38 [000]: (PERPETUAL PENIS PERFORATOR)04:49 Cramulus: dicks dicks dicks twatnugget ball day10:16 Payne: STFU, TRIP10:20 Payne: I WILL END YOU10:28 The Dark Monk: THEN START YOU AGAIN10:31 The Dark Monk: WITH HIS PENIS.10:43 Harlequin: I love it when he does that10:44 Payne: MY PENIS HAS MUCH TORQUE10:49 Payne: IT COULD BE DONE16:07 Cramulus: WHY IF IT ISN'T A JIZZPARTY IN HERE16:09 [000]: SCAT SCOOPING SCAB CHEWING CHAFED PRICKLY POTATOE PEELER PECK PECK PECK PECK PAIN 16:35 Cramulus: DICKS BALLS INSIPID CUM JUGGLER16:41 Payne: CRAM16:44 Payne: LET'S DUEL16:49 Cramulus: UR ON16:50 Eve: CRAM16:53 Cramulus: Eve16:58 Payne: I ROLL 18 on a D2017:01 Malachite: OH GOD ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO IRCRP17:06 Malachite: IT'S WORSE THAN LARPING17:18 Cramulus: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD DILDO17:32 Payne: I DON MY MOTHERFUCKIN MESSIAH GEAR17:41 Cramulus: MONKEY PISS ANAL SCAB DICK SHIT DICK PARADE DICK DICK GRANDMA DICK17:44 Payne: PWNED17:56 Payne: DIE18:04 Cramulus: I TAKE OFFENSE AT YOUR VIBRATING THROAT MUSCLES TRYING TO SEDUCE ME WITH THEIR CUM CHARM18:05 Payne: [19:17] <@Payne> I ROLL 18 on a D2018:18 Cramulus: INCONTINENT DICK WOBBLERS18:31 Payne: CRAM, I RAM MY GOLF CLUB DOON YER THROAT18:34 Cramulus: JAM IT IN YOUR HOCKEY MASK18:37 Payne: SPAG18:44 Cramulus: AND BY THAT I MEAN YOUR LUKEWARM CUM CARAVAN18:46 [000]: I ROLE NINE D20S!!!!!!!!!18:46 Payne: A'LL PIT YER HEID IN18:52 Cramulus: I ROLL BLUNTS19:00 [000]: FUCK YOU CRAM THATS HOW I ROLL19:12 Cramulus: I TAKE YOUR PENIS AND WOBBLE IT19:24 [000]: I CAST LEveL 27 SCROTAL DANDRUFF19:41 [000]: ROLL A WILLY SAVE19:46 Cramulus: LISTEN YOU ANAL MORMONS I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR CANINE PENIS CHICANERY19:55 Cramulus: HAIL DICKS20:11 Cramulus: DICK CUNT SCALLIWAG PISS TURBAN ASS BRAIN DICK REAR ASSULT MUCUS MEMBRANE20:12 Payne: CRAM, IF I HAD WD40, I'D TOTALLY GREASE YOU UP, MOTHERFUCKER20:24 Cramulus: IF I HAD 2D10 I'D ROLL PERCENTILE UP YOUR ASS20:29 Payne: FEEL THE Payne21:04 Cramulus: FEEL THIS YOU JIZZ COW: MY COCK VEIN RESONATING WITH YOUR COLON CANER AND I RAM MY OVIPOSITOR INTO YOUR BELLY BUTTON21:12 Cramulus: BA-BAM21:33 Cramulus: BEHIND YOUR BACK ALL YOUR RELATIVES CALL YOU ANAL PIE21:39 Cramulus has changed the topic to: SWEARING22:01 Cramulus: I SHIT COCKS THAT PISS BALS22:38 Payne: CRAMULOID, IF ONLY I HAD EARLY 20th CENTURY DOCTORS WHO WOULD LANCE YOUR SORRY ASS22:39 [000]: YOUR PRESUMPTUOUS PRENATAL PRANCING PROTO POOP POSES POOR PRACTICAL PUNISHMENT\23:25 Cramulus: DICK LORDS: STOP JIZZING FOR TEN SECONDS AND UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE A SHITBRICK SHORT OF AN ASS FULL OF SHINOLA24:14 [000]: THE PUSS--THAT INFECTS THE MUCUS--THAT CRUDS UP THE FUNGUS--THAT FEEDS ON THE POND SCUM24:40 Payne: CRAM COPULATES COPIOUS CUNTS, CANING CANINE CRAP COLLISEUMS. CORPULENCE CARES CEASELESSLY.24:43 Cramulus: I'M GOING TO POUR AN ENTIRE GALLON OF CANOLA OIL INTO YOUR MOTHER'S BEDROOM AND TELL HER IT'S YOUR DAD'S GOLDEN WINE. SURE ENOUGH, SHE STARTS LICKING IT UP LIKE A CRACK PIPE ON PROM NIGHT25:24 Payne: "[19:25] <+Cramulus> I'M GOING TO POUR AN ENTIRE GALLON OF CANOLA OIL INTO YOURMOTHER'S BEDROOM AND TELL HER IT'S YOUR DAD'S GOLDEN WINE. SURE ENOUGH, SHE STARTS LICKING IT UP LIKE A CRACK PIPE ON PROM NIGHT" :POTD:25:33 Cramulus: MY NEIGHBOR HASN'T SEEN SO MUCH DICK TAR SINCE THE SPERM FLOOD OF 8926:18 Cramulus: HE SAID, WOAH NELLY, I'M GOING TO BLOW SHIT OUT OF MY MOUTH SO HARD IT'LL GIVE YOUR KIDS A CONCUSSION26:37 Cramulus: WHERE IN FACT, IT'LL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE A CONCUSSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.27:22 [000]: DICK TAR ANT HONEY FIRE BURNING STINGING ITCH LICE PENIS27:40 Cramulus: LISTEN YOU INSIPID JIZZ PANDA I'VE HAD ENOUGH PISS TALK FROM YOUR RECTAL COLLEGE AND SIMPERING TURD BAGEL FRIENDS. SO INSTEAD OF PISSING OFF, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING SIT IN IT AND COPULATE?28:30 Cramulus: I'M TEN TIMES THE PISS PIRATE YOU COULD EveR BE, AND THREE TIMES THE DICKS. I CAN'T EveN LOOK AT THIS SHIT ANYMORE, THE STINK WAVES ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME SHITTING LIQUID SCABS ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL REPORT CARD28:33 Cramulus: WHAT28:50 Cramulus: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT YOU PECKISH ANAL LEPRECHAUN?28:59 Cramulus: LISTEN I'VE SEEN WILLOW AND YOU SUCKED ASS IN IT29:34 Cramulus: I'LL CALL YOU - A THROAT GOBBLER. TO YOUR FACE!29:38 Cramulus: SIT ON IT29:40 Cramulus: IN FACT29:44 Cramulus: SHIT ON IT29:50 Payne: CRAM30:05 Payne: WHEN I MEET YOU, EXPECT A BOTTLE OF VODKA IN THE FACE30:06 Cramulus: SHIT FUCK DAMN30:17 Payne: ARSE RAIDING MUNCHEN30:43 Cramulus: WHEN I VODKA YOU, EXPECT TO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SHIT LIKE AN ANAL TODDLER WITH NO FUCKING CLUE HOW HE GOT BOTH HIS FISTS LODGED IN YOUR PUSTULOUS ASS30:43 Payne: I HATE YOU SO HARD, THE WHITES OF MY EYES ARE PINK FROM BURST BLOOD VESSELS31:03 Payne: CRAM, I'LL ASS FUCK YOU, WITH MY WHOLE LEG31:15 Payne: WITHOUT LUBE31:16 Idem: GUYS THIS IS A BUSINESS MEETING31:23 Idem: KEEP IT DOWN31:24 Cramulus: I HATE YOU LIKE A CHILD HATES GETTING PISTOL WHIPPED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CHURCH BUT THAT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON FOR TALKING SHIT IN THE HOUSE OF THE LOUUURRRDE31:29 Payne: CAUSE THATS HOW I ENJOY MY ASS FUCKIN31:54 Cramulus: IF YOU'LL QUIT GARGLING JIZZ FOR JUST A FUCKING SECOND YOU'LL SEE THAT YOU ARE DAMAGING MY SELF ESTEEM32:00 Payne: FUCK YOUR LORD CRAM, HE CRIED WHEN I INSERTED MY GREAT WHITE PALADIN INTO HIS ANUS32:31 Payne: HE SHOUTED THIS IS MY BODY THIS IS MY BLOOD, BUT I JUST LAUGHED32:36 Cramulus: THERE AREN'T FONT TAGS BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR PREGNANT ASS32:51 Idem: FUCK YOU BOTH32:58 Cramulus: I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY THAT ROTUND OR YOUR LEGS ARE PREGNANT33:10 Payne: CRAM, THERE AREN'T ANY PROGRAMS THAT YOU COULD RECOMEND THAT WOULD CONTAIN YOUR EGO33:20 Payne: STUCK UP EGOTISTIC MOTHERFUCKER33:29 Cramulus: IN EITHER CASE, LET ME RECCOMMEND AN ABORTION DOCTOR: MY FIST, A COAT HANGER, AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA. WE'LL MAKE A ROMANTIC EveNING OUT OF IT33:30 Payne: I LIKE ANAKIN SKYWALKER MORE THAN YOU34:09 Payne: FUCK CRAM, MAKE THAT WHICKEY, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A FRIDAY NIGHT OUT IN SUACHIEHALL34:15 Cramulus: I'D RATHER DIE IN A BURNING BUS WRECK WHERE ALL THE OTHER PASSENGERS ARE CLONES OF THE HOMELESS GUY WHO KEEPS EYE FUCKING ME THAN SPEND ONE MORE GODDAMN SECOND SMELLING YOUR LOUSY CUNT34:46 Payne: CRAM, I SHAT OUT A MASSIVE LOG OF FECAL MATTER TODAY, IT HAD YOUR FACE34:48 Cramulus: YOU'RE LIKE THE JIZZ PARADE, BUT INSTEAD OF CELEBRATING, EveRYBODY GETS AIDS35:00 Payne: SO I SET IT ON FIRE BEFORE I FLUSHED35:08 Cramulus: I'M GONNA BREAK MY FIST OFF IN YOUR COLON35:20 Payne: FUCK YEA, SUCKER PUNCH THOSE WORMS35:31 Payne: CHRIST KNOWS I NEED IT35:52 Cramulus: IN FACT, I'M GONNA GET A PET TAPE WORM AND NAME IT STUPID PIECE OF CUM-SHIT BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF YOU36:49 Cramulus: YOU THINK I'M NOT SERIOUS? I WILL PERSONALLY CLIMB DOWN OFF THIS BUILDING AND STRETCH YOUR JAWS AROUND YOUR OWN ASS AND MAKE YOU TAKE A DUMP RIGHT INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS36:50 Payne: CRAM, I MEASURED THE DISTANCE TO THE PUB IN CRAMS, EXCEPT IN THE VERNACULAR I CALLED THEM DISTANCES BETWEEN TIGHTLY COILED PILES OF COG SHIT37:51 Cramulus: THE OTHER DAY I OPENED MY FRONT DOOR AND I WAS LIKE "OH HEY DUDE" BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A QUIVERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT THAT SOMEBODY HAD HEATED UP IN A MICROWAVE UNTIL IT STARTED TO SING SHOWTUNES AND CRAP PISS ALL OVER YOUR GODDAMN LAWN37:59 Cramulus: IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE38:14 Cramulus: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SWEAR FOR ELEveN MINUTES NOWWWWWWW39:43 Cramulus: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL POUR RAZORS INTO YOUR SHIT AND TELL CHILDREN THAT IT IS A DELICIOUS SURPRISE, THEN SUE YOU40:46 Harlequin: DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING COME DOWN AND SHOVE COAXIAL SOUND CABLES INTO YOUR ASS AND THEN PLAY AC/DC SO FUCKING LOUD YOUR FUCKING ANUS WILL STAR DANCING AND EJECT ALL THE FUCKING SHIT THAT YOU'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS AND NINE MONTHS AND THREE DAYS AND FORTY-FIVE SECONDS41:56 Cramulus: JESUS CHRIST I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SIMPERING SHITTALK PISSBALLS42:19 Cramulus: I'M RELOADING RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER FUCKING PUT ON A HELMET AND TAKE A SHIT42:26 Cainad: FOUL LANGUAGE42:36 Malachite: <+Cramulus> SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL POUR RAZORS INTO YOUR SHIT AND TELL CHILDREN THAT IT IS A DELICIOUS SURPRISE, THEN SUE YOU <--- this is the best insult/threat I have heard in a while43:05 Harlequin: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BACK DOWN MOTHER FUCKER OR I'LL ROLL UP NEW SCIENTIST AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH SCIENCE EXCEPT IT WILL BE SCIENCE COVERED IN YOUR OWN BLOOD AND VOMIT AND SHIT43:13 Cramulus: WHAT43:41 Cramulus: I WILL WRAP YOU HEAD TO TOE IN DUCT TAPE AND PUT SNAKES IN YOUR INTESTINES THAT EAT YOUR SHIT SO WHEN YOU SHIT YOU SHIT SNAKES FULL OF SHIT44:09 Harlequin: Well I find that just in bad taste44:20 Cramulus: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK44:30 Cainad: ALL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE SLIMY DOLPHIN BALLS UP BEFORE I FORCE CANDIRU FISH INTO EveRY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ORIFICES AND LIGHT YOUR FACE ON FIRE45:08 Cramulus: YOU'RE A SODA DRINKING DANDRUFF SORTER WITH A BLACKLIGHT SENSITIVE ANAL BRAIN WITH ASS CHEEKS FOR LOBES46:01 Cramulus: I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY MORE OF YOUR INTRACTABLE MENTAL JIZZ OLYMPICS46:47 Cramulus: BUT IN THE MEANTIME I AWARD YOU THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR BEING A SPECIAL-ED PISS POLYP46:52 Cainad: YEAH WELL YOU'RE A SIDEWALK-SNIFFING ALCOHOLIC WITH PHILOSOPHICAL CONSTIPATION47:20 Harlequin: YOUR SPAGMOSEXUAL ANTICS MAKE FUCKING RETARDED CROMAGNONS LOOK LIKE FREAKING UNIVERSITY GRADUATES FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF AWESOME-VILL THAT HAS A POLICY OF FUCKIGN ABORTING COCK-SUCKERS LIKE YOU IN THE THIRD TRIMESTER48:01 Cainad: ALSO YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR DETRITUS-BASED ANAL PLAY DURING THE FUNERAL'S OF BELOVED GRANDMOTHERS48:16 Cainad: FUNERALS, EveN48:53 Cramulus: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN FIRE OUT OF YOUR FACE-ASS? I'VE PISSED IN THE SNOW AND IT WAS A TONY-AWARD WINNING NOVELLA COMPARED WITH THE SORT OF GUTTERPUNK VERBAL CANCER YOU LEAK LIKE AN OVERRIPE PUSTULE FULL OF CUM49:23 Harlequin: I SPY JIZZ-MONKEYS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW AND THEY'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING NAME ON THEM. AND THEY SHARE YOUR LEveL OF STUPIDITY HENCE WHY THEY APPLY A SINGLE NAME TO A THE BUNCH OF THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DISTINGUISH BETWEEN SINGLUAR AND PLURAL BECAUSE THEY'RE THAT FUCKIGN RETARDED. LIKE YOU49:37 Cramulus: JESUS49:57 Cramulus: I NEED MORE COFFEE50:58 Cainad: YOUR SUCH AN ARROGANT BUTTJUICE CHUGGER THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T EveN NOTICE THAT YOUR PUS-FILLED EYEBALLS EXPLODED ALL OVER YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IN FACT YOU PROBABLY FED IT TO YOUR DOG AND THEN DROPPED IT OUR THE WINDOW YOU ZIT-JUGGLING FUCKFACE51:13 FAAAARK: sup cuntnuggets51:14 Cramulus: fuck51:15 Cainad: AND CALLED IT "ART"51:32 Idem: my favorite one was "THE OTHER DAY I OPENED MY FRONT DOOR AND I WAS LIKE "OH HEY DUDE" BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A QUIVERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT THAT SOMEBODY HAD HEATED UP IN A MICROWAVE UNTIL IT STARTED TO SING SHOWTUNES AND CRAP PISS ALL OVER YOUR GODDAMN LAWN"51:47 Cramulus: SHIT COCK RECHARGING52:05 Cainad: EAR JIZZ ANTICS52:51 P3nt4gr4m: what I really wanted from this place was crystal meth and a blowjob but I'll settle for tourettes52:59 Cramulus: JESUS IT'S FUCKING P3NT53:33 Cramulus: THAT IS TO SAY - JESUS SOME TOTAL MORON HAS JACKED PENT'S ACCOUNT AND NOW HE'S SAYING THE DUMBEST SHIT AN IDIOT COULD IMAGINE55:48 Cramulus: I'LL GIVE YOU WOOD. I'LL RAM MY COCKKNOB RIGHT IN YOUR EYE UNTIL YOU BURST INTO TEARS BUT INSTEAD OF TEARS ITS HIGHLY ACIDIC URINE THAT EATS YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUY FROM RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK AND SOME CUNT IS LIKE MOMMY MOMMY, DOES THAT MAN HAVE SOME SORT OF RENAL DEFECT? AND HER MOM WILL SAY NO SWEETHEART, HE'S JUST A FAT, JITTERY, LOATHSOME PIECE OF SHIT THAT CAN'T TELL HIS OWN FACE FROM A MOUNTAIN OF TODDLER TURDS THAT PEDOS 57:33 P3nt4gr4m: CRAM I RAMMED BOTH MY FISTS AND HALF MY FOOT IN YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE LAST NIGHT AND THEN SPENT SO LONG TRYING TO WORK OUT WHICH HOLE WAS WHICH SHE UNLOADED THE MOTHER OF ALL FOLLOW THROUGHS RIGHT IN MY FACE. 57:41 P3nt4gr4m: i GOT CHARGED EXTRA FOR THAT57:41 Cramulus: ANAL SWEAT SHIT DICKS FUCK SHIT URINE PISS FUCK DRIPPINGS RUNNING DOWN YOUR FACE SMELLS LIKE SOME KIND OF ANAL RACE59:16 P3nt4gr4m: BABY ASS RAPE59:25 Cramulus: IT TOOK ME 18 MONTHS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT UP WITH YOUR VERBAL AIDS YOU DICK TURBAN59:28 ***Cramulus breathing heavily59:37 Cramulus: can't.... stop... fuck....00:17 P3nt4gr4m: WHY NOT TRY FUCKING YOURSELF IN THE WINDPIPE WITH A LENGTH OF ROTTING HORSE COCK01:00 Cramulus: HOW ABOUT YOU EAT A WHOLE CANOE FULL OF MORMON MEN ALL JACKING EACH OTHER OFF01:15 P3nt4gr4m: POUR SOME BLEACH DOWN IT TO SIMULATE SPOOGE01:43 Cramulus: HOW ABOUT YOU DIE TEN TIMES IN A ROW AND THEN I'LL FIST YOUR WIFE ON YOUR GRAVE01:46 Cramulus: AND SHE'LL SHIT02:11 P3nt4gr4m: SUPERGLUE YOUR EYES TO A BABIES NIPPLES THEN JERK YOUR HEAD BACK AND SEE WHICH COMES OFF FIRST02:24 Astantia: whoa02:29 P3nt4gr4m: SRSLY02:42 Cramulus: FIRST YOU FIGURE THIS OUT: WHAT HAS MORE KNUCKLES - YOUR MOM'S HAIRY ASS FEET, OR YOUR COLON WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU?02:57 Cainad: I THINK YOU REALLY OUGHT TO SLIDE BARE-ASSED DOWN A PALM TREE COVERED IN FERRET LYMPH NODES SO THAT I CAN THEN REMOVE YOUR DESTROYED ANUS AND SELL IT ON EBAY SO THEN I'LL HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY AN ELECTRIC EEL TO SHOVE UP YOUR URETHRA02:58 Cramulus: HINT: YOUR MOTHER LOST A FOOT TO DIABETES AND IS A SMELLY CUNT03:17 P3nt4gr4m: MY MOMS ASS DOESN'T HAVE FEET - THAT'S YOUR INBRED FUCKING SIUSTER YOURE THINKING ABOUT03:23 Cramulus: SHIT03:54 Cramulus: MY INBRED SISTER IS A SAINT AND YOU'RE A CARTOON CHARACTER DOING HARD TIME FOR DICKS04:35 P3nt4gr4m: ONE MOAR REMARK THAT THAT AND i'LL GIVE YOU A CHAINSAW ENEMA THEN FILL THE CARNAGE FULL OF SEMOLINA AND GET A RETARD TO LICK IT OUT04:45 Cainad: YOUR INBRED SISTER EATS PASTRIES MADE OUT OF SCROTUMS05:07 P3nt4gr4m: YOUR INBRED SISTER EATS ANYONE WHO GIVES HER A COOKIE06:23 P3nt4gr4m: TALK ABOUT BEATING AROUND THE BUSH06:41 P3nt4gr4m: JUST WHAT THE FUCK EXACTLY YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE JIZZGARGLER?06:57 Cramulus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH06:59 Cramulus: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE07:15 Cramulus: YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID NIPPLEDICK IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY BLOOD OUT OF MY ASS07:33 Cramulus: OR JIZZ TEARS OF SORROW INTO THAT DISGUSTING CRAP YOU MADE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT07:37 Cramulus: EITHER WAY, FUCK YOU08:14 P3nt4gr4m: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DONKEYPUNCH MY OWN GRANDMA TILL HER HAIR FALLS OUT THEN MAKE A DILDO OUT OF THE HAIR AND SET FIRE TO IT BEFORE RAMMING IT UP YOUR URETHRA09:20 P3nt4gr4m: HOLY FUCK09:33 P3nt4gr4m: ARE YOU HAVING SOME KINDA EMBOLISM OR SOMETHING?10:01 Cramulus: I DON'T KNOW!!!10:16 Cramulus: THIS IS KILLLLLLLLLING MEEEEEEEE10:30 Cramulus: IT SEEMS I CAN'T STOP SWEARING10:41 Cramulus: EveRY TIME I THINK IT'S GOING TO END, I READ SOMETHING YOU SAID AND IT SETS ME OFF AGAIN11:04 P3nt4gr4m: COS i'M SETTING UP A WESITE WHERE WE INDUCE EMBOLISMS IN VISRGINS, JUST AT THE POINT OF THEIR FIRST ORGASM AND THEN FILM WEASELS, LICKING THE BLOOD OUT THE EARS BEFORE WE FUCK THE WEASELS SO HARD THEY SPLODEY THEN WE RUB THE BITS INTO THE DEAD VIRGIN'S ASSHOLE AAND SET FIRE TO IT11:13 P3nt4gr4m: YOU ARE A VIRGIN RIGHT?11:16 Cramulus: YOU'RE LIKE AN ENTIRE DAY-TRIP TO THE RETARD ZOO, BUT EveRYBODY'S A CLONE OF YOUR WORTHLESS JIZZ-SCULPTURE-FACE11:24 Cramulus: SHIT12:17 P3nt4gr4m: WE'RE CALLING THE SITE WWW.ARISTOCRATS.COM13:00 P3nt4gr4m: ANYWAY - I JUST WANTED TO DROP BY TO SAY FUCK YUO13:09 P3nt4gr4m: AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A NICE WAY13:19 Cramulus: EAT DICKS X10013:30 Cainad: CRAM YOUR COPROLALIA IS FUCKING INTOLERABLE. YOUR IMMATURE AND QUITE CLEARLY FURRY-EROTIC DESIRE TO PUKE YOUR MENTAL RENAL FAILURE IS A CANCER THAT GIVES EveRYONE UNDESCENDED TESTICLES13:33 Cramulus: THIS IS ALL [000]13:34 Cramulus: ALL HIS FAULT
HOW ABOUT MONDAYIT'S SCROTUM LUTHER KING DAYIN ADDITION,UP YOURS
I HAVE STARTED, YOU CUMGUZZLING DONKEYRAPERS
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 16, 2012, 12:52:22 pmI HAVE STARTED, YOU CUMGUZZLING DONKEYRAPERSSTARTED WHAT, ASSBAG, CRYING TEARS OF DEFEAT INTO YOUR PUNY MANDARINS?
